Pick-up-lines!!

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flag xtremerider33
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 at 22:42 Quote
Post your's or any pick-up-lines you think are funny, heres a couple i found:

-Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

-I just s*** in my pants. Can I get into yours?

-If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

-The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?

Hahahaha so lame but post em up anyways...
flag Purt
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 at 23:52 Quote
just some lame ones:
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Whip
flag darkstar909
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 10:43 Quote
Do you have a bandaid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

Heh only one I can remember right now, but ive been trying to make up my own pickup line something that involves my name Cameron and the fact that you can rearrange the letters to spell Romance.
flag simtra-psycho
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 16:42 Quote
Is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants.
flag street55dirt
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 17:37 Quote
hey why dont you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up

can i touch your belly button from the inside?

are you from heavan because im having an erection

nice legs what time do they open?

got a wiener in you? you want one?

ps you might get slapped for using those ha
flag xtremerider33
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 18:02 Quote
haha nice i like the one "nice set of legs, what time do they open" lol
flag street55dirt
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 18:05 Quote
oh and


i dont believe in love at first sight, i believe in love on the first night!
flag xtremerider33
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 18:20 Quote
man i wish that was true
flag cfordrider
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 18:46 Quote
best one i know, that works sometimes is :

you: ''excuse me...do u know how much a polar bear weights?''

girl: ''umm...i dunno'' (that is the usual answer, if you get a different result, this line wont work)

you: '' enough to break the ice...hi im (insert your name here), nice to meet you''
flag stp-2
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 18:48 Quote
cfordrider wrote:
best one i know, that works sometimes is :

you: ''excuse me...do u know how much a polar bear weights?''

girl: ''umm...i dunno'' (that is the usual answer, if you get a different result, this line wont work)

you: '' enough to break the ice...hi im (insert your name here), nice to meet you''

Hey that's off that commercial!
I can't see it working either.
flag chads
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 19:11 Quote
I've got a few good ones...some arent exactly fit for this site. Here's a few that i've heard before that arent too bad.

- Wanna come over and play war? We can lay down and go "Bang! Bang! Bang!
- If you where on the McDonalds menue you would be a McHotty.
- I'm lost! How do I get to your place?
-I'll bet you 10$ I can tough your boob withough touching you...Damnit, here's 10$.


and honestly...this one works all the time. Just make sure you throw in a heavy rocky voice.


"Hoowww you doooinnnn!"
flag xtremerider33
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 19:20 Quote
chads wrote:
I've got a few good ones...some arent exactly fit for this site. Here's a few that i've heard before that arent too bad.

- Wanna come over and play war? We can lay down and go "Bang! Bang! Bang!
- If you where on the McDonalds menue you would be a McHotty.
- I'm lost! How do I get to your place?
-I'll bet you 10$ I can tough your boob withough touching you...Damnit, here's 10$.


and honestly...this one works all the time. Just make sure you throw in a heavy rocky voice.


"Hoowww you doooinnnn!"


hey that from 'Friends' the show i think
flag thechris
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 20:02 Quote
^^ yeah thats joey from friends ^^

"hey are you from Tennessee? cause your the only ten i see."

um post more as i think of them.
flag Purt
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 20:34 Quote
also
hey do you like whales.... cause i got a humpback at my place Whip
flag xtremerider33
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 at 22:17 Quote
Purt wrote:
also
hey do you like whales.... cause i got a humpback at my place Whip


i don't get it
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