The Sexiest AM/FR/Enduro Hardtail Thread (Please read the opening post)

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red-o

Posted: Nov 26, 2020 at 22:38

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ChrisPringle wrote:

Glue (carbon) lovers will say:

Glue may rhyme with pooh, ew!, but that ain’t true ya fool - that goo smells like new, sticks even a horseshoe, and makes me shout on my carbon rig WOO-HOO!

Steel and metal lovers will say:

Steel is real though others say what’s the big deal? It’s pure heavy metal, hardcore porn; never melts or peels, to my soul, a sweet glockenspiel!

Happy Thanksgiving to those in the U.S.!

Who said poetry and porn don't go together well?

jesse-effing-edwards

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 6:26

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red-o wrote:

ChrisPringle wrote:

Happy Thanksgiving to those in the U.S.!

Who said poetry and porn don't go together well?

Beautiful words

jesse-effing-edwards

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 6:26	Quote
Glew is eeewwwww!

red-o

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 15:32

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mtnryder-co

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 17:03	Quote
Thats sharp looking...that saddle scares me though.

shredb4dead

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 17:18	Quote
Ball biter.

red-o

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 21:36

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slaker wrote:

Thats sharp looking...that saddle scares me though.

Keep her sideways!

Dav82

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 23:02	Quote
Can’t see much wrong with that, apart from no pedals........nice looking bike!

A4S

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 23:15	Quote
10/10 - would totally do that! That blue fork fits perfect!

ChrisPringle

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 7:34

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From the pure point of view of sexiness, aesthetics and object of desire:

+ Raw titanium always makes a gorgeous and sexy material
+ The touches of blue here and there nicely match the titanium and, overall, are perfectly balanced
+ Awesome photography enhances the look of the bike

- The saddle is a big statement but will immediately cause strong reactions, as already expressed here. Some will love the look while others will hate the thought of a mean-looking beast under their genitals. An attention grabber but more neutral look would be my personal preference
- Not crazy about the reinforcement seatpost brace. Those always break the clean lines
- Middle of the road GX drivetrain is reliable but it doesn’t make me wow or salivate. The rest of the components look great

9/10

pyromaniac

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 10:43	Quote
Says Honzo ST on that seatstay...

Dav82

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 11:03	Quote
Yup. Ti version has a different seattube brace too.....

expertfailure

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 14:19	Quote
Would bang.

threeofswords

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 16:37	Quote
Will there be a sexiest hardtail poll this year?

JonDud

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 18:30

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threeofswords wrote:

Will there be a sexiest hardtail poll this year?

Hope so.

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My hardtail for the season 2020 in fr version. Pic by BeHere.photo. 5

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