The Sexiest AM/FR/Enduro Hardtail Thread (Please read the opening post)

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The Sexiest AM/FR/Enduro Hardtail Thread (Please read the opening post)
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Posted: Nov 26, 2020 at 22:38 Quote
ChrisPringle wrote:
Glue (carbon) lovers will say:

Glue may rhyme with pooh, ew!, but that ain’t true ya fool - that goo smells like new, sticks even a horseshoe, and makes me shout on my carbon rig WOO-HOO!

Steel and metal lovers will say:

Steel is real though others say what’s the big deal? It’s pure heavy metal, hardcore porn; never melts or peels, to my soul, a sweet glockenspiel!

Whip lol Razz

Happy Thanksgiving to those in the U.S.!

Who said poetry and porn don't go together well?

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 6:26 Quote
red-o wrote:
ChrisPringle wrote:
Glue (carbon) lovers will say:

Glue may rhyme with pooh, ew!, but that ain’t true ya fool - that goo smells like new, sticks even a horseshoe, and makes me shout on my carbon rig WOO-HOO!

Steel and metal lovers will say:

Steel is real though others say what’s the big deal? It’s pure heavy metal, hardcore porn; never melts or peels, to my soul, a sweet glockenspiel!

Whip lol Razz

Happy Thanksgiving to those in the U.S.!

Who said poetry and porn don't go together well?

Beautiful words

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 17:03 Quote
Thats sharp looking...that saddle scares me though.

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 21:36 Quote
slaker wrote:
Thats sharp looking...that saddle scares me though.

Keep her sideways! Big Grin

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 23:02 Quote
Can’t see much wrong with that, apart from no pedals........nice looking bike!

Posted: Nov 27, 2020 at 23:15 Quote
10/10 - would totally do that! That blue fork fits perfect!

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 7:34 Quote
From the pure point of view of sexiness, aesthetics and object of desire:

+ Raw titanium always makes a gorgeous and sexy material
+ The touches of blue here and there nicely match the titanium and, overall, are perfectly balanced
+ Awesome photography enhances the look of the bike

- The saddle is a big statement but will immediately cause strong reactions, as already expressed here. Some will love the look while others will hate the thought of a mean-looking beast under their genitals. An attention grabber but more neutral look would be my personal preference
- Not crazy about the reinforcement seatpost brace. Those always break the clean lines
- Middle of the road GX drivetrain is reliable but it doesn’t make me wow or salivate. The rest of the components look great

9/10

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 10:43 Quote
Says Honzo ST on that seatstay...

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 11:03 Quote
Yup. Ti version has a different seattube brace too.....

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 16:37 Quote
Will there be a sexiest hardtail poll this year?

Posted: Nov 28, 2020 at 18:30 Quote
threeofswords wrote:
Will there be a sexiest hardtail poll this year?

Hope so.

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My hardtail for the season 2020 in fr version. Pic by BeHere.photo. 5

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