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Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 0:28 Quote
That’s possible?

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 0:53 Quote
fezznut wrote:
That’s possible?

I'm gonna try.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 1:06 Quote
Sup loverboy, how you holding up

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 2:38 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
fezznut wrote:
raytheotter wrote:


Everyone wants a Lancia. Only fools buy a Lancia.
Hey, if you’re going to be right, at least be nice about it lol

It's 45% jealousy.
And why be right and not be mean?

The whole point of being right about something is making sure that everyone else knows they are wrong and total losers.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 2:44 Quote
Wale wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
fezznut wrote:

Hey, if you’re going to be right, at least be nice about it lol

It's 45% jealousy.
And why be right and not be mean?

The whole point of being right about something is making sure that everyone else knows they are wrong and total losers.

^^^^^^^^
This man gets it.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 2:50 Quote
fezznut wrote:
ratcat wrote:
sosburn wrote:


What does slamming some guys suzuki have to do with you buying a new phone

Maybe the dude used the iPhone to patch the massive rust hole he just knocked out. The arches on my old Vitara had bigger holes above the arches then the actual arches themselves.
Hah, and your stupid ass wanted a Lancia lol

My stupid ass still wants a Lancia. Even sat at the side of the road with the gearbox scattered everywhere it would still be a million times cooler than the incredibly unaesthetic Nissan Note I have these days.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 3:13 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
Wale wrote:
raytheotter wrote:


It's 45% jealousy.
And why be right and not be mean?

The whole point of being right about something is making sure that everyone else knows they are wrong and total losers.

^^^^^^^^
This man gets it.

Salute

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 5:57 Quote
So the main spring leaf snapped on the Montero... so the easy solution is to install new axles (solid axle swap), coils and 3 link suspension with Heim joints!! Will be a fun couple of months

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 6:19 Quote
ratcat wrote:
fezznut wrote:
ratcat wrote:


Maybe the dude used the iPhone to patch the massive rust hole he just knocked out. The arches on my old Vitara had bigger holes above the arches then the actual arches themselves.
Hah, and your stupid ass wanted a Lancia lol

My stupid ass still wants a Lancia. Even sat at the side of the road with the gearbox scattered everywhere it would still be a million times cooler than the incredibly unaesthetic Nissan Note I have these days.

Surely better (if not in looks) than my piece of shit Corsa. I cannot kill the damn thing though, no matter how much I neglect it, even if the head gasket is now solely comprised of Radweld

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 7:30 Quote
SileTzar wrote:
The same could be said about Alfa Romeo. They are a laughing stock here at least, they're always broken down at the side of the road, being towed, at the mechanic etc...
I think it's the one thing the entire country agrees upon I believe

Eh, sounds like Alfa Romeo and BMW are bros

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 8:02 Quote
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
Finally ditched my old iPhone 5s after slamming into some dudes Suzuki in a car park trick, upped the game to a 7 feels good to have something fast and slim

What does slamming some guys suzuki have to do with you buying a new phone

You've heard of Hanky code? Well since the gays dont cruise IRL any more, it's all internet slang now.

Slamming = buttsecks
Suzuki = a small penis that's well suited to playing in the muck. (See also: Samurai)
Car Park Trick = Dogging
Upping the Game = penis enlargement
Fast and Slim = presumably a nickname for ones genitalia?

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 8:45 Quote
If that isn't a thing, it is now.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 8:47 Quote
dkidd wrote:
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
Finally ditched my old iPhone 5s after slamming into some dudes Suzuki in a car park trick, upped the game to a 7 feels good to have something fast and slim

What does slamming some guys suzuki have to do with you buying a new phone

You've heard of Hanky code? Well since the gays dont cruise IRL any more, it's all internet slang now.

Slamming = buttsecks
Suzuki = a small penis that's well suited to playing in the muck. (See also: Samurai)
Car Park Trick = Dogging
Upping the Game = penis enlargement
Fast and Slim = presumably a nickname for ones genitalia?

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