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Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 8:47 Quote
dkidd wrote:
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
Finally ditched my old iPhone 5s after slamming into some dudes Suzuki in a car park trick, upped the game to a 7 feels good to have something fast and slim

What does slamming some guys suzuki have to do with you buying a new phone

You've heard of Hanky code? Well since the gays dont cruise IRL any more, it's all internet slang now.

Slamming = buttsecks
Suzuki = a small penis that's well suited to playing in the muck. (See also: Samurai)
Car Park Trick = Dogging
Upping the Game = penis enlargement
Fast and Slim = presumably a nickname for ones genitalia?

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Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 11:51 Quote
Hey man you’re the American using a term like car park. He had to assume the worse.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 12:55 Quote
It's where cars park. What else do you call it?

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:15 Quote
What’s the British term for footpath? Do you guys use that or do you say sidewalk?

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:27 Quote
Sidewalk is American.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:28 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
It's where cars park. What else do you call it?
Parking lot. You know, a lot. Where you park. We tend to name nouns using nouns, not verbs.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:49 Quote
If the British had a name for a sidewalk sit be something classical

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:50 Quote
Arnoodles wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
It's where cars park. What else do you call it?
Parking lot. You know, a lot. Where you park. We tend to name nouns using nouns, not verbs.

Just like you park in a drive way and drive in a parkway

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:52 Quote
fezznut wrote:
What’s the British term for footpath? Do you guys use that or do you say sidewalk?

We just say path. The foot part is pretty obvious.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:53 Quote
Arnoodles wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
It's where cars park. What else do you call it?
Parking lot. You know, a lot. Where you park. We tend to name nouns using nouns, not verbs.

What about when only a few cars park there? Do you call it a parking few? A parking some?

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 13:54 Quote
Joking btw. Don't you dare grammar nazi me lol

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 14:18 Quote
fezznut wrote:
What’s the British term for footpath? Do you guys use that or do you say sidewalk?
If it's next to a road it's the pavement, if it's through a park or something it's a footpath.

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 14:19 Quote
I often argue with the pavement

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 14:57 Quote
I often argue with myself

Posted: Oct 15, 2019 at 15:41 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
Arnoodles wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
It's where cars park. What else do you call it?
Parking lot. You know, a lot. Where you park. We tend to name nouns using nouns, not verbs.

What about when only a few cars park there? Do you call it a parking few? A parking some?

Ahahahahahah that’s probably the best thing I’ve heard this week.


 
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