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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 4:07 Quote
It's super easy to make your own. I do just using oats, dried fruit and either peanut butter or honey. Costs a couple quid to make a good kg or two worth.

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 5:42 Quote
Whats wrong with a flippin fruit and nut flapjack

All these rank energy marketed shitebars etc get my back up

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 5:57 Quote
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Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 7:15 Quote

I especially like the maximum level of security provided by the dental floss wrapped around the seatpost.

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 7:17 Quote
SileTzar wrote:

I especially like the maximum level of security provided by the dental floss wrapped around the seatpost.

That actually is not for the bike.
More for impromptu bondage sessions in the forest.

You gotta be prepared.

p.s. It's gonna get a lot uglier in the following few weeks.

Stay tuned.

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 7:56 Quote
StUone7 wrote:
dkidd wrote:
gnarnaimo wrote:
I don't think protein supplements make good fuel at all, in fact I'm pretty certain that's not what protein is for.
You are correct.

But proteins mixed with carbs, along with dietary fiber, helps slow the breakdown allowing the energy creating carbs to last longer. Typically. So something like a peanut butter and banana sandwich, made on some real hearty seeded and whole wheated bread would be bomb. Dates, figs, and all kinds of other whole fruits are going to have more complex sugar strands, and fiber, that will break down more slowly.

The other advantage to adding protein to the snack is it helps put muscle repairing nutrients into your body to help with recovery.
Did you mean proteins or fats there? Becuase we all know that fats are important too, and generally try harder in bed.

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 10:02 Quote
dkidd wrote:
StUone7 wrote:
dkidd wrote:

You are correct.

But proteins mixed with carbs, along with dietary fiber, helps slow the breakdown allowing the energy creating carbs to last longer. Typically. So something like a peanut butter and banana sandwich, made on some real hearty seeded and whole wheated bread would be bomb. Dates, figs, and all kinds of other whole fruits are going to have more complex sugar strands, and fiber, that will break down more slowly.

The other advantage to adding protein to the snack is it helps put muscle repairing nutrients into your body to help with recovery.
Did you mean proteins or fats there? Becuase we all know that fats are important too, and generally try harder in bed.

I meant to include fats, but usually protein rich food is also pretty fat rich as well, like nut butter. Cause yes, fats are quite important.

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 11:36 Quote
dragonaut wrote:
SileTzar wrote:

I especially like the maximum level of security provided by the dental floss wrapped around the seatpost.

That actually is not for the bike.
More for impromptu bondage sessions in the forest.

You gotta be prepared.

p.s. It's gonna get a lot uglier in the following few weeks.

Stay tuned.
Did you lower the fork or is it just less travel than I remember?

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 11:56 Quote
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Gods of gravel trying to tell me I need the MRP Baxter?

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 12:19 Quote
Wale wrote:
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Gods of gravel trying to tell me I need the MRP Baxter?

Or a Lauf

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 13:00 Quote
sosburn wrote:
Wale wrote:

Gods of gravel trying to tell me I need the MRP Baxter?

Or a Lauf

Why it gotta be so ugly though Frown

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 14:30 Quote
Also I need straight steerer

Posted: Oct 23, 2019 at 16:49 Quote
Wale wrote:
sosburn wrote:
Wale wrote:

Gods of gravel trying to tell me I need the MRP Baxter?

Or a Lauf

Why it gotta be so ugly though Frown

true haha. but the suspension forks for gravel bikes are all kinda un-sleek.

Posted: Oct 24, 2019 at 0:10 Quote
sosburn wrote:
Wale wrote:
sosburn wrote:


Or a Lauf

Why it gotta be so ugly though Frown

true haha. but the suspension forks for gravel bikes are all kinda un-sleek.

Rockshox rs1


 
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