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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 6:30 Quote
brigand wrote:
secondtimeuser wrote:
I just appreciate how mrstimeuser is sensible enough to recognise the £50 dark green one is a far better buy than the same model in grey for £100 - one of her friends bought the grey one because "green is a boy's colour" *face palm*

Having two kids is twice as easy as one, right? Right??

They keep telling us that but i suspect it's a lie!
There is the reason why we have only one!!!
Never been outnumbered but ideally outnumber them.

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 7:10 Quote
deli-hustler wrote:
brigand wrote:
secondtimeuser wrote:
I just appreciate how mrstimeuser is sensible enough to recognise the £50 dark green one is a far better buy than the same model in grey for £100 - one of her friends bought the grey one because "green is a boy's colour" *face palm*

Having two kids is twice as easy as one, right? Right??

They keep telling us that but i suspect it's a lie!
There is the reason why we have only one!!!
Never been outnumbered but ideally outnumber them.

See my friend, that's why muslims are having 10 wives, and keep them under strict control.
That'll allow them to outnumber their kids for the most time.


Magura Smile

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 7:23 Quote
Imagine being nagged by 10 women tho. 1 wife is plenty, thanks.

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 7:24 Quote
Sure, but here we fortunately have laws that protects men against that.

Magura Big Grin

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 7:57 Quote
1 wife and 1 daughter is more than enough nagging for me

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 8:13 Quote
You could try for a son, however if it works out the other way around then you're well and truly f*cked

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 9:23 Quote
SileTzar wrote:
You could try for a son, however if it works out the other way around then you're well and truly f*cked

Not true. If the scan shows it's not a son then a good old bit of magic and fetus deletus the problem never appears.

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 9:25 Quote
He's Welsh, not Chinese.

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 9:43 Quote
But the little yellow people may be on to something.

Magura Smile

Posted: Nov 8, 2019 at 10:17 Quote
So no nut Nov sitrep:


?

tell you whats worse, havent biked in a week.

Posted: Nov 9, 2019 at 3:43 Quote
titaniumtit wrote:
PULL OUT PULL OUT!

Roger that - ohhhhhh damn!

Nahhh congrats buddy

'Is 36 months too late for an abortion?'

Posted: Nov 9, 2019 at 8:11 Quote
What about 23 years.... or 24...?? can’t remember how old I am

Posted: Nov 9, 2019 at 10:58 Quote
Fear not , after 30 counting of years becomes irrelevant

Posted: Nov 9, 2019 at 14:57 Quote
I might finally be finished my degree by then. Only doing a Beng but it feels like an eternity

Posted: Nov 11, 2019 at 1:34 Quote
SlipperySEAL wrote:
So no nut Nov sitrep:


?

tell you whats worse, havent biked in a week.

Failed on day 8.


There's always next year


 
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