Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!

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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 13:44 Quote
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

You know what else is awful?



Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 13:47 Quote
Woah hold on dear! Order than piggygal some red pedals

Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 14:12 Quote
titaniumtit wrote:
Woah hold on dear! Order than piggygal some red pedals
They might coming soon

Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 14:16 Quote
Are project bikes in progress allowed?


Gonna turn this into a dirt jumper over the winter

Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 14:51 Quote
Topic? What in the ever loving f*ck is that doing here?

Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 14:57 Quote
I may post my reign adv1 again.

Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 14:59 Quote
SlipperySEAL wrote:
I may post my reign adv1 again.

Never as fun as when other people post your ugly ride.

Posted: Nov 17, 2019 at 15:17 Quote
Well I think my fixie fits the tread even more now. So I put a 29er front wheel on but was too lazy to take the cassette off the rear 29er wheel so the 27.5 stays. I also zipp Tied a horn to the handlebars, The mount for it broke but duct tape and zip ties fix anything. Also put a old rear fender on it. Took it on some xc trails today and and forgot how fun/scary not being able to coast is on a mtb, and why nobody uses toe clips anymore.unfortenetly wasn’t wearing my Birkenstock’s and socks today, but should have been because they are the best

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 0:13 Quote
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

Are we all just going to ignore that Jes just shat on one the best action movie franchises of the 80's and 90's?

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 0:26 Quote
krattAtak wrote:

Man I just hate that lol

You've well and truly ruined my morning with the fixed gear and the green chain lol

That big rear mudguard but no mudguard on the front Mad

We got red chainring and rotor, red decals on the crank and and then we got the green chain and grips (not even close to being the same green). Not even Christmassy Confused

White saddle out of nowhere Mad

No dustcaps. Mismatching rims. Only a front brake Jail

Just needs some dark green bar ends and a pair of red DMR V8s to finish her off.

Birkenstocks and sandles are essential.

This bike definitely deserved a confused cycling outfit - perhaps coloured lycra shorts paired with a white, baggy, dirt-stained fox moto jersey from the early 00's. Maybe an aero helmet and some blue fingerless gloves to finish the look.





Jokes aside I bet that bike is a tonne of fun, but it's definitely topic

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 0:58 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

Are we all just going to ignore that Jes just shat on one the best action movie franchises of the 80's and 90's?

I thought he was on about the TV series?

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 1:49 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

Are we all just going to ignore that Jes just shat on one the best action movie franchises of the 80's and 90's?
I butchered the translataion from spanish it was the english parody hot fuzz

Which they translated into arma fatal


 
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