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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 2:27 Quote
jespinal wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

Are we all just going to ignore that Jes just shat on one the best action movie franchises of the 80's and 90's?
I butchered the translataion from spanish it was the english parody hot fuzz

Which they translated into arma fatal

Hot Fuzz is amazing haha

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 2:28 Quote
tom666 wrote:
krattAtak wrote:

Man I just hate that lol

You've well and truly ruined my morning with the fixed gear and the green chain lol

That big rear mudguard but no mudguard on the front Mad

We got red chainring and rotor, red decals on the crank and and then we got the green chain and grips (not even close to being the same green). Not even Christmassy Confused

White saddle out of nowhere Mad

No dustcaps. Mismatching rims. Only a front brake Jail

Just needs some dark green bar ends and a pair of red DMR V8s to finish her off.

Birkenstocks and sandles are essential.

This bike definitely deserved a confused cycling outfit - perhaps coloured lycra shorts paired with a white, baggy, dirt-stained fox moto jersey from the early 00's. Maybe an aero helmet and some blue fingerless gloves to finish the look.





Jokes aside I bet that bike is a tonne of fun, but it's definitely topic

The horn as well... lol

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 3:07 Quote
StUone7 wrote:
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

You know what else is awful?



Possibly the worst thing about them is the cheap nasty whiny sound they make.

like some knackered toy RC car being overloaded

would annoy the shit out of me having that everywhere I went.

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 4:31 Quote
deli-hustler wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
jespinal wrote:
I am watching lethal weapon

Shit's awful

Are we all just going to ignore that Jes just shat on one the best action movie franchises of the 80's and 90's?

I thought he was on about the TV series?

Likewise as the series is pure shite, I want my 20 secs back of my box life

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 5:25 Quote
raytheotter wrote:

The horn as well... lol

Zip tied on Confused

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 6:01 Quote
tom666 wrote:
raytheotter wrote:

The horn as well... lol

Zip tied on Confused

By that point, why not?

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 6:26 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
tom666 wrote:
raytheotter wrote:

The horn as well... lol

Zip tied on Confused

By that point, why not?

It works, it just is not aesthetically pleasing

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 6:32 Quote
tom666 wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
tom666 wrote:


Zip tied on Confused

By that point, why not?

It works, it just is not aesthetically pleasing

That ship sailed long before the horn was added.

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 7:10 Quote
tom666 wrote:
krattAtak wrote:

Man I just hate that lol

You've well and truly ruined my morning with the fixed gear and the green chain lol

That big rear mudguard but no mudguard on the front Mad

We got red chainring and rotor, red decals on the crank and and then we got the green chain and grips (not even close to being the same green). Not even Christmassy Confused

White saddle out of nowhere Mad

No dustcaps. Mismatching rims. Only a front brake Jail

Just needs some dark green bar ends and a pair of red DMR V8s to finish her off.

Birkenstocks and sandles are essential.

This bike definitely deserved a confused cycling outfit - perhaps coloured lycra shorts paired with a white, baggy, dirt-stained fox moto jersey from the early 00's. Maybe an aero helmet and some blue fingerless gloves to finish the look.





Jokes aside I bet that bike is a tonne of fun, but it's definitely topic
This
Best pig ugly analysis ever. I actually thought this one was too nice but I was proven wrong.

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 7:25 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
jespinal wrote:
raytheotter wrote:


Are we all just going to ignore that Jes just shat on one the best action movie franchises of the 80's and 90's?
I butchered the translataion from spanish it was the english parody hot fuzz

Which they translated into arma fatal

Hot Fuzz is amazing haha

+1

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 8:17 Quote
StUone7 wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
jespinal wrote:
I butchered the translataion from spanish it was the english parody hot fuzz

Which they translated into arma fatal

Hot Fuzz is amazing haha

+1

You do realise that small town GB is exactly like Hot Fuzz.

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 8:37 Quote
deli-hustler wrote:
StUone7 wrote:
raytheotter wrote:


Hot Fuzz is amazing haha

+1

You do realise that small town GB is exactly like Hot Fuzz.

You mean they're like "Little Britain".
If so, I'd tend to agree.

Magura Smile

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 8:42 Quote
That makes it even better.

Posted: Nov 18, 2019 at 10:58 Quote
I see you paid a visit to Germany.

Magura lol


 
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