Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!

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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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Posted: Jul 30, 2021 at 3:36 Quote
Vitus Sommet would be worth a look too.

Posted: Jul 30, 2021 at 4:14 Quote
seraph wrote:
newbermuda wrote:
seraph wrote:


What? If I weighed around 150 lbs I could ride a bike that was less overbuilt.

29lbs is really nothing to worry about for a coil sprung bike. Meanwhile, im over here with my 37lb enduro bike wondering if i should move to a cushcore dh in the rear instead of the xc, under a nearly 1500g tire lol

I think the stock Top Fuel XX1 AXS weighs about 24 lbs so mine is a little porky.

jeeezuz....my old road bike tips in at like 21 lbs. lol I'm kinda scared to weigh 'ol Stinky Redface

Posted: Jul 30, 2021 at 4:51 Quote
sherbet wrote:
Thing legit hurts me to see. Hope he's getting out tons on it.

I am. I actually started riding more and more after the 'Rona stint. And slowly coming back to health.

And the rack is for bike packing.
I've started riding more and more gravel and shorted bike packing.

It's a blessing not having to lug a backpack with you.

As for the hands, they manage. They hurt from time to time a bit more. It's getting harder and harder to ride harsher stuff, so I'm mostly chilling on rides. Xbiking and shit.

Posted: Aug 1, 2021 at 14:52 Quote
So I went out with this girl from Tinder, we met around afternoon everything was cool and she looked like her profile photos so all good. We went for mojitos and she paid, we wandered a bit around Barcelona and when it came time to say good bye I asked for a kiss and she said "not so fast, let's play it slow you're the first dude I meet from Tinder and idk how this goes but I like to wait"

We should meet again in a week or so

Sooo...I guess everything went ok?

Posted: Aug 1, 2021 at 15:06 Quote
jespinal wrote:
So I went out with this girl from Tinder, we met around afternoon everything was cool and she looked like her profile photos so all good. We went for mojitos and she paid, we wandered a bit around Barcelona and when it came time to say good bye I asked for a kiss and she said "not so fast, let's play it slow you're the first dude I meet from Tinder and idk how this goes but I like to wait"

We should meet again in a week or so

Sooo...I guess everything went ok?

Sounds perfect.

Posted: Aug 1, 2021 at 15:59 Quote
jespinal wrote:
So I went out with this girl from Tinder, we met around afternoon everything was cool and she looked like her profile photos so all good. We went for mojitos and she paid, we wandered a bit around Barcelona and when it came time to say good bye I asked for a kiss and she said "not so fast, let's play it slow you're the first dude I meet from Tinder and idk how this goes but I like to wait"

We should meet again in a week or so

Sooo...I guess everything went ok?

chica con sorpresa...

Posted: Aug 1, 2021 at 16:13 Quote
sounds like she's already less trouble and headache than the chick's you been hanging with...

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 0:38 Quote
Quick. Send her a picture of lil José.

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 0:54 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
Quick. Send her a picture of lil José.
she's seen it already we were whoring around on ig last week

We were talking about sex and yadda yadda she was on her period and horny and asked me if I wanted to rub one out to her but she had to watch

So yeah

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 1:08 Quote
......aaaaaand we're back to "normal"

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 1:37 Quote
SileTzar wrote:
......aaaaaand we're back to "normal"
She asked to see my peepee I didn't offer

What's a man to do when a woman asks to see his peepee?

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 1:41 Quote
She sounds like a keeper

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 1:45 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
She sounds like a keeper

She sounds like a peeper

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 1:46 Quote
Too bad she's flying off to Denmark in 2 weeks lol

If we don't hate each other she invited me to see Jimmy Carr in Aalborg with her

Posted: Aug 2, 2021 at 1:49 Quote
SileTzar wrote:
raytheotter wrote:
She sounds like a keeper

She sounds like a peeper
she wanted to see the product before buying? Idk


 
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