Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!

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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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flag FloridaHasMTBToo
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 6:19 Quote
I'm 6'6" so when I crash it's pretty nasty (or pretty funny depending on your kind of humor.) I don't wear any pads and avoid wearing my full face because it's hit as hell down here.
flag SileTzar
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 6:34 Quote
Well you always fall on flat ground so
flag fredro
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 6:56 Quote
Hehehe….

Sile still a savage!!
flag adm750
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 7:34 Quote
3450 feet above sea level isn't anything to.......oh wait...decimal in the wrong spot....345 feet.....my bad lol
flag FloridaHasMTBToo
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 8:33 Quote
adm750 wrote:
3450 feet above sea level isn't anything to.......oh wait...decimal in the wrong spot....345 feet.....my bad lol

Ehm, it's 69 feet, no more and no less statewide. Get it right Big Grin
flag Mr-Magura
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 12:38 Quote
adm750 has is right. 345', that's Britton Hill for you.
And here I thought Denmark was flat.....
flag jespinal
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 12:41 Quote
I was borderlime depressed wgen I was in florida working, I couldn't see a sigle hill ANYWHERE
flag FloridaHasMTBToo
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 13:08 Quote
jespinal wrote:
I was borderlime depressed wgen I was in florida working, I couldn't see a sigle hill ANYWHERE

You must not have seen the landfills...
flag FloridaHasMTBToo
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 13:09 Quote
Mr-Magura wrote:
adm750 has is right. 345', that's Britton Hill for you.
And here I thought Denmark was flat.....

Local secret: it's actually Sugarloaf Hill that's the highest point. Clermont ain't actually too bad, still flat though.
flag fredro
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 13:10 Quote
Your profile pic says it all....Eek

flag FloridaHasMTBToo
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 13:11 Quote
fredro wrote:
Your profile pic says it all....Eek


Fair enough. We've got dirt jumps though, that's about it lol
flag fredro
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 13:14 Quote
Just messing with ya...lol

I have family in Florida that's been trying to get me to move there for decades... I'm like no, my favorite things to do are mountain biking and snowboarding. How can I reside there without any mountains.

Nice place to visit though. tup
flag FloridaHasMTBToo
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 13:56 Quote
fredro wrote:
Nice place to visit though. tup

Please don't come here, we'd appreciate everyone staying out lol. I hate tourists so much that I'm on the verge of printing "f*ck Tourists" sticker. I know that's like our entire economy, but y'all can't seem to figure out how to drive down here lol

Plus Disney f*cking sucks
flag Mr-Magura
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 14:38 Quote
You're clearly in the wrong end of Florida Big Grin

Up the panhandle, turists are few and far between, and we even have MTB trails.
Granted they're not double black diamond DH trails....
flag fredro
Posted: Dec 1, 2021 at 16:07 Quote
FloridaHasMTBToo wrote:
fredro wrote:
Nice place to visit though. tup

Please don't come here, we'd appreciate everyone staying out lol. I hate tourists so much that I'm on the verge of printing "f*ck Tourists" sticker. I know that's like our entire economy, but y'all can't seem to figure out how to drive down here lol

Plus Disney f*cking sucks

How you think I feel about tourists?!? I’m from NYC! We have nothing but tourists…. Smh

 
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