Girls Still Definitely Suck

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Girls Still Definitely Suck
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flag Metro-Gnome
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 6:24 Quote
The smell sex leaves on you is very distinct. Trust me, you know it when you go to take a morning pee and you smell like french toast and salmon. It's not a bad smell at all, just a distinct smell you can't confuse with anything else. You'll totally know it when you smell it.
flag raytheotter
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 6:25 Quote
French toast and salmon.

lol
flag fredro
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 6:49 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
French toast and salmon.

lol
flag fullbug
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 9:13 Quote
culinary analogy is gold. chicken and waffles...
flag Creegz
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 16:01 Quote
He's not wrong either....
flag therealtylerdurden
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 16:58 Quote
jespinal wrote:
Not the first time this happens to me I have indeed blacked out and woken up next to a girl

I had no condoms on me so I dipped

We have this theory that I've actually had sex I just don't remember

Great, we've all been had! We tried to get a playa laid!! lol

Metro-Gnome wrote:
The smell sex leaves on you is very distinct. Trust me, you know it when you go to take a morning pee and you smell like french toast and salmon. It's not a bad smell at all, just a distinct smell you can't confuse with anything else. You'll totally know it when you smell it.

Sometimes it smells like rotten bananas and 3 week old tuna... Just sayin.
flag Thepureface
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 18:15 Quote
Lmao!

I barely have a sense of smell, I have never heard that



That sucks Jesp

I still say stop f*cking around and just let us pay for debs flight to see ya
flag raytheotter
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 18:22 Quote
He could hire a truly first class hooker for the price of a transatlantic plane ticket.

Although Deb is still the best bet. If he hires a hooker she'll probably just end up friend zoning him.
flag its-chris
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 18:27 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
He could hire a truly first class hooker for the price of a transatlantic plane ticket.

Although Deb is still the best bet. If he hires a hooker she'll probably just end up friend zoning him.

HAHAHAHA


For $1.5k.... on a plane ticket
flag therealtylerdurden
Posted: Nov 1, 2017 at 20:32 Quote
raytheotter wrote:
If he hires a hooker she'll probably just end up friend zoning him.

Omfg lol lol No no, he'd hire a hooker and then go touch some other chick lol
flag Creegz
Posted: Nov 2, 2017 at 10:41 Quote
Ray, that was savage and I loved it.
flag Wale
Posted: Nov 2, 2017 at 16:30 Quote
So I met this girl fron Tinder on Monday at her place. I also went there on Tuesday and now she asked me to go to sleep next to her as led her to the question. Also, taking her to a birthday dinner tomorrow!
flag fredro
Posted: Nov 2, 2017 at 16:52 Quote
How big was her penis?
flag Wale
Posted: Nov 2, 2017 at 16:59 Quote
fredro wrote:
How big was her penis?

Excuse me?

 


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