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Posted: Aug 20, 2019 at 23:41 Quote
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
All I can think about when my dong touches a public bathroom toilet lid is that I have aids. Wrap it

just sayin, before surfing, a friend of mine tried to take a shit at a real nasty public beach bathroom, the kind where no one flushes anymore and there is literal shit piled up centimeters below the toilet seat, and when he sat down, his dick went fully into the poop/water slurry. remembering that day still makes my skin crawl but he thankfully did not get an STD from that.
that...is not how std's spread, do you guys even get sex ed in the us?

Posted: Aug 20, 2019 at 23:42 Quote
Yeah Ed’s a lucky guy

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 2:11 Quote
jespinal wrote:
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
All I can think about when my dong touches a public bathroom toilet lid is that I have aids. Wrap it

just sayin, before surfing, a friend of mine tried to take a shit at a real nasty public beach bathroom, the kind where no one flushes anymore and there is literal shit piled up centimeters below the toilet seat, and when he sat down, his dick went fully into the poop/water slurry. remembering that day still makes my skin crawl but he thankfully did not get an STD from that.
that...is not how std's spread, do you guys even get sex ed in the us?

Who needs sex ed when you have FREEDOM

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 2:45 Quote
jespinal wrote:
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
All I can think about when my dong touches a public bathroom toilet lid is that I have aids. Wrap it

just sayin, before surfing, a friend of mine tried to take a shit at a real nasty public beach bathroom, the kind where no one flushes anymore and there is literal shit piled up centimeters below the toilet seat, and when he sat down, his dick went fully into the poop/water slurry. remembering that day still makes my skin crawl but he thankfully did not get an STD from that.
that...is not how std's spread, do you guys even get sex ed in the us?
They get taught abstinence, can't get a disease if you don't have sex amirite?

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 6:06 Quote
jespinal wrote:
sosburn wrote:
thunder-nuggets wrote:
All I can think about when my dong touches a public bathroom toilet lid is that I have aids. Wrap it

just sayin, before surfing, a friend of mine tried to take a shit at a real nasty public beach bathroom, the kind where no one flushes anymore and there is literal shit piled up centimeters below the toilet seat, and when he sat down, his dick went fully into the poop/water slurry. remembering that day still makes my skin crawl but he thankfully did not get an STD from that.
that...is not how std's spread, do you guys even get sex ed in the us?

my point was that when thunder nuggets’s dong touches a public toilet set, he’s not gonna get an std.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 9:21 Quote
Incorrect actually... viral infections such as HIV and hepatitis can be transmitted through fecal matter. While it's highly unlikely, it is entirely possible. You won't get anything from skin contact on a dirty toilet seat but you absolutely can get something from your dick swimming in a shit water slurry.

Do you guys not have microbiology in socialism land?

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 10:26 Quote
Ok, ONE MORE TIME....
By using the extreme case of joseph and the poopdick, and the fact the he did not contract an std even in a case where one would be most likely to contract one from feces, i am stating that by statistical comparison, thunder nuggets wont get an std from a dirty toilet seat.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 10:31 Quote
badbadleroybrown wrote:
Incorrect actually... viral infections such as HIV and hepatitis can be transmitted through fecal matter. While it's highly unlikely, it is entirely possible. You won't get anything from skin contact on a dirty toilet seat but you absolutely can get something from your dick swimming in a shit water slurry.

Do you guys not have microbiology in socialism land?
actually we do and I took it! The juices from your reproductive organs are slightly acidic to prevent this stuff, of course it's not recommended to just dip your dick in any shit mountain you see but that is because it is more likely to catch a bacterial infection than a virus based one.

Also once you're infected with hiv every secretion of your body has traces of the virus, either dormant or not, but the harsh conditions that the body offers are what kill them off before they get into the blood stream that's why you're more likely to get hiv from a mosquito than kissing someone.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 10:31 Quote
sosburn wrote:
Ok, ONE MORE TIME....
By using the extreme case of joseph and the poopdick, and the fact the he did not contract an std even in a case where one would be most likely to contract one from feces, i am stating that by statistical comparison, thunder nuggets wont get an std from a dirty toilet seat.
I know I apologize as I read your post sfter waking up and I was like "dood, wat"

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 10:43 Quote
sosburn wrote:
Ok, ONE MORE TIME....
By using the extreme case of joseph and the poopdick, and the fact the he did not contract an std even in a case where one would be most likely to contract one from feces, i am stating that by statistical comparison, thunder nuggets wont get an std from a dirty toilet seat.
Got you... I thought you were saying you can't get an std from the shit slurry. You're totally correct about dirty toilet seats. My bad, misunderstood.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 10:53 Quote
jespinal wrote:
actually we do and I took it! The juices from your reproductive organs are slightly acidic to prevent this stuff, of course it's not recommended to just dip your dick in any shit mountain you see but that is because it is more likely to catch a bacterial infection than a virus based one.

Also once you're infected with hiv every secretion of your body has traces of the virus, either dormant or not, but the harsh conditions that the body offers are what kill them off before they get into the blood stream that's why you're more likely to get hiv from a mosquito than kissing someone.
The only accurate thing you just said was being more likely to get HIV from a mosquito than kissing...

Most bacterial infections are not robust enough to survive outside if the body for any extended period while many viruses are, the acidity of your "reproductive juices" will do absolutely nothing to inhibit the transmission of STI's, HIV does not infiltrate every secretion of your body once infected, the "harsh conditions" your body offers does absolutely nothing to kill off HIV before it enters the bloodstream, and HIV simply isn't transmitted by saliva which is why you're not going to get it from kissing someone (or a toilet seat) but may from a mosquito.

Might wanna go back and have a chat with your microbiology prof.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 14:16 Quote
Just want to say I hate this conversation. Keep on dudes.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 18:30 Quote
yeah this sucks bad.

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 19:46 Quote
well instead of complaining about the convo, why don't you guys complain about your womens

Posted: Aug 21, 2019 at 20:44 Quote
Im still in immense pain man. but I found a new porn series, all amateur shit and i think its meant for woman but its kinda filling the void of a womans touch so thats lit.


 
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