Chavs

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flag robbo2k7
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 13:41 Quote
Does anyone else have a problem with these guys whilst out on their bike?
There i am, riding back from my mates house, minding my own, and there they are, 4 of them waling down the middle of the road. I mount the pavement to avoid the walking roadblock, but one little shit walks up to me and boots my back wheel, whilst another lobs a stone which chips my frame.

I mean, where has respect gone these days???
End of my rant, I want to know if anyone else has experienced the same problem.
flag mxmitch
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 14:55 Quote
What are chavs, are the like gangtas.

Not at me but they smashed some jumps and said they didn't see them there.



Byt the way only the start of sentences, names and such need capitals.
flag zune
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 14:56 Quote
robbo2k7 wrote:
Does Anyone Else Have A Problem With These Guys Whilst Out On Their Bike?
There I Am, Riding Back From My Mates House, Minding My Own, And There They Are, 4 Of Them Waling Down The Middle Of The Road. I Mount The Pavement To Avoid The Walking Roadblock, But One Little Shit Walks Up To Me And Boots My Back Wheel,Whilst Another Lobs A Stone Which Chips My Frame.

I Mean, Where Has Raspect Gone These Days???
End Of My Rant, I Want To Know If Anyone Else Has Experienced The Same Peoblem.

I don't have problems with chavs because I live in Canada. But when I go to visit family in Liverpool I always encounter chavs, I hate them and i'm sure everyone their does too. They are the stereo type of teenagers now adays. I bet if you say anything to them they will run away to their brother or pregnant girl friend.


BTW Please Dont Talk Like This. You don't need a capital for every word.Wink
flag Lindsay-Lou
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 15:02 Quote
They're nothing but trouble, and they appear to have taken over england... "great".
They always find someone to pick on, just unlucky if it's you and they are completely useless to humanity, honestly.
flag badluckbiker
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 15:03 Quote
norcoboi wrote:

I don't have problems with chavs because I live in Canada. But when I go to visit family in Liverpool I always encounter chavs, I hate them and i'm sure everyone their does too. They are the stereo type of teenagers now adays. I bet if you say anything to them they will run away to their brother or pregnant girl friend.

You're the first guy from across the pond who's got a bang on definition of a Chav.
Crap aren't they? And from experience there's no way you can actually talk out of a fight with them, mainly because they can't comprehend reason. Hopefully if Jeremy Clarkson becomes prime minister then Chav hunting will be a national sport.
flag zune
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 15:06 Quote
badluckbiker wrote:
norcoboi wrote:

I don't have problems with chavs because I live in Canada. But when I go to visit family in Liverpool I always encounter chavs, I hate them and i'm sure everyone their does too. They are the stereo type of teenagers now adays. I bet if you say anything to them they will run away to their brother or pregnant girl friend.

You're the first guy from across the pond who's got a bang on definition of a Chav.
Crap aren't they? And from experience there's no way you can actually talk out of a fight with them, mainly because they can't comprehend reason. Hopefully if Jeremy Clarkson becomes prime minister then Chav hunting will be a national sport.

hmm the chavs must have gotten a lot more feisty, they are probably wearing their track suit pants a bit tight.

Edit: they still wear track suits,hats, and fake bling right?
flag badluckbiker
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 15:12 Quote
norcoboi wrote:
badluckbiker wrote:
norcoboi wrote:

I don't have problems with chavs because I live in Canada. But when I go to visit family in Liverpool I always encounter chavs, I hate them and i'm sure everyone their does too. They are the stereo type of teenagers now adays. I bet if you say anything to them they will run away to their brother or pregnant girl friend.

You're the first guy from across the pond who's got a bang on definition of a Chav.
Crap aren't they? And from experience there's no way you can actually talk out of a fight with them, mainly because they can't comprehend reason. Hopefully if Jeremy Clarkson becomes prime minister then Chav hunting will be a national sport.

hmm the chavs must have gotten a lot more feisty, they are probably wearing their track suit pants a bit tight.

Edit: they still wear track suits,hats, and fake bling right?


That's their uniform, they're not going to change that!, though scenesters over here are starting to look a little like a crossover now.
flag gibson19
Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 16:53 Quote
badluckbiker wrote:
You're the first guy from across the pond who's got a bang on definition of a Chav.
Crap aren't they? And from experience there's no way you can actually talk out of a fight with them, mainly because they can't comprehend reason. Hopefully if Jeremy Clarkson becomes prime minister then Chav hunting will be a national sport.

If Jeremy Clarkson were to become the prime minister I think I would instantly pack up my belongings and head out there.
flag gehrimiahthrrapIII
Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 3:11 Quote
I got in trouble at work for smashing a chav that I saw trying to steal a bike. I had very sore nuckles for a few days afterwards and got a bollocking from my boss but it was all insignificant compared to the warm feeling of smugness I got from dishing out a bit of justice. Oh yay!
flag zune
Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 11:21 Quote
gehrimiahthrrapIII wrote:
I got in trouble at work for smashing a chav that I saw trying to steal a bike. I had very sore nuckles for a few days afterwards and got a bollocking from my boss but it was all insignificant compared to the warm feeling of smugness I got from dishing out a bit of justice. Oh yay!

good on ya mate, if your boss understood the value of bikes he would of probably understood.
flag marty660
Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 19:36 Quote
I try to stay away from stereotyping and I'm not really qualified to make any judgments on Chavs because I've never been to England, but by the sounds of things its pretty bad.

We have alot of those kinds of kids around here - we just call them G's. What it is is they're less fortunate - whether materialisticaly or at home. They've been made to feel underneath the social rung, and as such get in with the wrong crowd and all that stuff which I feel is common knowledge.

I don't know a whole lot about the case in England, but I think I read somwhere that it's actually more financially sound to live off of welfare then get a minimum wage job?! Don't know if it's true or not, but that would definately be part of the reason - due to a high welfare, they feel no need to better themselves or smarten up and change their way of life for the better because they're already doing better with litte to no work then what they think they could do if they actually did something with themselves.

Anyways, God Bless Socialism (sarcastic).

One funny article that I found is this: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chavs. Should make some of you laugh - none of it is true, however.
flag zune
Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 19:57 Quote
marty660 wrote:
I try to stay away from stereotyping and I'm not really qualified to make any judgments on Chavs because I've never been to England, but by the sounds of things its pretty bad.

We have alot of those kinds of kids around here - we just call them G's. What it is is they're less fortunate - whether materialisticaly or at home. They've been made to feel underneath the social rung, and as such get in with the wrong crowd and all that stuff which I feel is common knowledge.

I don't know a whole lot about the case in England, but I think I read somwhere that it's actually more financially sound to live off of welfare then get a minimum wage job?! Don't know if it's true or not, but that would definately be part of the reason - due to a high welfare, they feel no need to better themselves or smarten up and change their way of life for the better because they're already doing better with litte to no work then what they think they could do if they actually did something with themselves.

Anyways, God Bless Socialism (sarcastic).

One funny article that I found is this: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chavs. Should make some of you laugh - none of it is true, however.

acctually alot of it is true
The fake burberry is true
The track suits and footy shirts are also true.
the translations are also true.

* Innit: Hello.
* Innit: I have HIV, Hepatitis C AND Rabies!
* Innit: Please could you give me your dog so i can have sexual intercourse with it.
* Innit: I am a stupid, fat arsehole of a chav.
* Innit: I hate you because you are better than me.
* Innit: I hate pond life because it is better than me.
* Innit: I did not pass my GCSEs/i was expelled two years before i had a chance to take them.
* Innit: I am in fine possession of an ASBO.
* Innit: F*CK
* Innit: Good evening fine sir, could one be so ostentatious as to ask a fine gentleman/madam as yourself to part ways with your currency?
* Innit: Excuse me my good sir, are you searching for a slap to the face?
* Innit: I believe I have obtained the sole rights to sexual congress with this woman, and if you do not stop looking at my esteemed female partner here, I may be required to place my fist in your visage.
* Innit: Aren't these big hoop earrings just lovely?
* Innit: I haven't got anything interesting to say.
* Innit: I am pregnant/have got someone pregnant.
* Innit: I am too thick to get a job, so I will now proceed to steal all your cash/possessions
* Innit: Can you direct me to where I obtain a car body kit, big boy spoilers and chrome alloys for my 1987 Ford Escort, prithee?
* Innit: Would you be so kind as to purchase an alcoholic beverage for me? I am awfully thirsty.
* Innit: Why yes, today is a rather splendid day for a walk in the park, I'll make the picnic, you go steal us a car.
* Innit: Please put me out of my misery by killing me.
* Innit: I am currently employed at a McDonald's franchise.
* Innit: I am currently employed at a supermarket (part time).

(don't bother learning these two - you're unlikely to meet a chav with a job).

* Innit: I am currently unemployed.
* Innit: I have no idea who my child's father/mother is.
* Innit: I say sir, touch me again and I'll be forced to take appropriate actions by reconstructing your face.
* Innit: MILF
* Innit: Please place all the money you possess in my hand within the next 7 seconds or I will be forced to perform the well known 'Pimp slap' manoeuvre on the right hand side of your face. Later this day I will either hand the money to my drug dealer who has been asking "Where's my money?" over and over for the past 4 and a half months, or I will use it to buy a 3 litre bottle of cheap cider from my local Aldi.
* Innit: I got my 12 year old sister pregnant. Twice!
* Innit: my 12 year old sister left her undergarments in the back of this automobile i have commandeered.
* Innit: I have AIDS like all my other bredrins.
* "'Izzit:"' Isn't it?
* "'Izzit:"' Is it?
* "'Izzit:"' That is really good.
* "'Izzit:"' I conquer
* "'Izzit:"' I understand *in a vein way to try to seem smarter*
* "'Izzit boiz"' *used in such contexts as: • Shall we go rough up these young scally-wags whome are too small to even have a chance to defend themselves.

also check out this vid.
flag marty660
Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 20:00 Quote
norcoboi wrote:
marty660 wrote:
none of it is true, however.

acctually alot of it is true

haha yeah ture.
Other then the Scientology page, this may just be the most accurate article on a bullshit encyclopedia.

EDIT: That video - holy crap.
flag gozza
Posted: Jan 5, 2008 at 6:49 Quote
hope he chops his d*ck off.

 


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