Official Vernon Riders Thread

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Official Vernon Riders Thread
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Posted: Nov 30, 2019 at 23:53 Quote
Not a competition, but XB bets he's been busted up even more than you. More surgeries than bikes, we can complain about the medical system and how the pain pills aren't nearly as sweet as the media makes them out to be, when we ride....

I think we just became best friends, see you on the trails homie.

Posted: Dec 1, 2019 at 8:52 Quote
ridayobike wrote:
Not a competition, but XB bets he's been busted up even more than you. More surgeries than bikes, we can complain about the medical system and how the pain pills aren't nearly as sweet as the media makes them out to be, when we ride....

I think we just became best friends, see you on the trails homie.

I made it 36 years with only a few broken bones and then went and broke everything at once. The pain pills are only effective mixed with copious amounts of booze, give me that morphine drip!

Posted: Dec 1, 2019 at 11:33 Quote
Camstyn wrote:
ridayobike wrote:
Not a competition, but XB bets he's been busted up even more than you. More surgeries than bikes, we can complain about the medical system and how the pain pills aren't nearly as sweet as the media makes them out to be, when we ride....

I think we just became best friends, see you on the trails homie.

I made it 36 years with only a few broken bones and then went and broke everything at once. The pain pills are only effective mixed with copious amounts of booze, give me that morphine drip!

Pills and booze used to be my go to, the spins are highly underrated. At least you sound positive about it... You'll be back out there. XB's a Cyborg if he can do it, you can do it bud. And XB put the disclosure disclaimer a few hate letters back that the banter doesn't apply to cripples. You gotta tell a drug dealer if your a cop don't you? XB feels entrapted. Ween off the Opiods, get that full spectrum CBD in your life, we'll see you at the Ranch next year.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Why is the VRT such a sausage fest? You guys have scared all the chicks away for f*ck sakes with all this ebike talk. Chicks hate ebikes.

Anyways Im single now so if any girlz want my digits im still on 26er because i know how to use things as god intended.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Chill out man, E-Bikes are the future you better start getting used to it, as in the near future they will be the norm.

There's a Ladies riders thread somewhere on Pinkbike, go infiltrate that... And dope on riding 26" man, we need to ride more 26-4-Life

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
Why is the VRT such a sausage fest? You guys have scared all the chicks away for f*ck sakes with all this ebike talk. Chicks hate ebikes.

Anyways Im single now so if any girlz want my digits im still on 26er because i know how to use things as god intended.

I thought you were kidding around about the wife, sorry to hear.

Meeting women tip #1, chicks love dick pics, just got to be persistent.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Random "chicks" still occasionally lurk in the shadows around here...

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Meeting women tip #1, chicks love dick pics, just got to be persistent.

Snicker snicker.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Srh: do you really ride a 2000 glory? Ps stay away from Cam in case he starts sending you dick picks from his porn collection.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
Srh: do you really ride a 2000 glory? Ps stay away from Cam in case he starts sending you dick picks from his porn collection.

Giant didn't make a Glory in 2000. You of all people should know that.

...No dick pics Blank Stare

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
srh2 wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
Srh: do you really ride a 2000 glory? Ps stay away from Cam in case he starts sending you dick picks from his porn collection.

Giant didn't make a Glory in 2000. You of all people should know that.

...No dick pics Blank Stare

XB had the same Glory the year before that one or so... Mine was a 2010, sick bike. It's only real downfall was the steep 67deg head tube angle. Which in it's day wasn't that bad, as Santa Cruz V-10's held on to the steep ha's till pretty late in the game too. But they were still behind .

Now they are making 120 mm xc / Down country bikes with 65Deg head angles +/- and longer cockpits, rear ends, etc.... Things have changed. The older geo bikes were arguably much more fun to ride though.

Now the UnCrowned king of Nobles and ultimate DH shredder bike the new Stump Jumper Evo 29'er has only like 130 mm travel or something ridiculously low, with a 63deg head angle on a wannabe DH , actually XC bike... If a guy could only long shock or change the link on that thing you'd have something. Reminds me of Santa Cruz, you have to take your $4000 frame and mod the hell out of it with aftermarket parts for it to not ride like a Diamond Back anymore. ... Why not just buy a descent bike out of the box?

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
srh2 wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
Srh: do you really ride a 2000 glory? Ps stay away from Cam in case he starts sending you dick picks from his porn collection.

Giant didn't make a Glory in 2000. You of all people should know that.

...No dick pics Blank Stare


I’m think that is an age crack. You are only getting small dick pics now.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Cool it with the foreplay Xb. She just got here.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
Cool it with the foreplay Xb. She just got here.

She obviously knows more about bikes than you. I got someone new to talk bike tech with.

Posted: 2 days ago Quote
Camstyn wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
Why is the VRT such a sausage fest? You guys have scared all the chicks away for f*ck sakes with all this ebike talk. Chicks hate ebikes.

Anyways Im single now so if any girlz want my digits im still on 26er because i know how to use things as god intended.

I thought you were kidding around about the wife, sorry to hear.

Meeting women tip #1, chicks love dick pics, just got to be persistent.

FYI we laugh at the dick pics...


 
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