Official Vernon Riders Thread

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Posted: Jan 16, 2020 at 7:46 Quote
All anyone needs to do is buy new Spesh Enduro and then be the best rider they can be.

All other bikes are a joke at this point.

Make MTB Great Again.

PS as soon as Phil Atwill stopped riding for Propain everyone stopped caring about the brand.

Posted: Jan 16, 2020 at 21:43 Quote
ridayobike wrote:
cmcrawfo wrote:
Too much shutteling in the work vehicle?

Jokes aside, best of luck on the hunt. There are lots of interesting opertunites out there. I often lament that Pursuing them isn’t worth the risk when you are already employed.

Lemons and lemonade kinda shit.

Not really enjoying or buying into your new positive personality. Cut the sh#t, cut the act bro.

You do you bro: 27.5 wheeled Turquoise Wobble Link life bro.

Things have generally been too friendly around here, I agree. Millennial Snowflakes and bro culture... makes me want to puke in my mouth.

You don't get any of that shit in skiing or motor sports.

Wobble link is strong. I just need to rebuild it every half ride or so.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 6:39 Quote
cmcrawfo wrote:
ridayobike wrote:
cmcrawfo wrote:
Too much shutteling in the work vehicle?

Jokes aside, best of luck on the hunt. There are lots of interesting opertunites out there. I often lament that Pursuing them isn’t worth the risk when you are already employed.

Lemons and lemonade kinda shit.

Not really enjoying or buying into your new positive personality. Cut the sh#t, cut the act bro.

You do you bro: 27.5 wheeled Turquoise Wobble Link life bro.

Things have generally been too friendly around here, I agree. Millennial Snowflakes and bro culture... makes me want to puke in my mouth.

You don't get any of that shit in skiing or motor sports.

Wobble link is strong. I just need to rebuild it every half ride or so.

Dude i have been saying this. I think we have all gotten older to the point of testosterone drop and we have become passive. I might even be a dog person now with all there niceness and constant sucking up. I actually volunteered at the SPCa to hang out with huskey puppies.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 6:54 Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
cmcrawfo wrote:
ridayobike wrote:


Not really enjoying or buying into your new positive personality. Cut the sh#t, cut the act bro.

You do you bro: 27.5 wheeled Turquoise Wobble Link life bro.

Things have generally been too friendly around here, I agree. Millennial Snowflakes and bro culture... makes me want to puke in my mouth.

You don't get any of that shit in skiing or motor sports.

Wobble link is strong. I just need to rebuild it every half ride or so.

Dude i have been saying this. I think we have all gotten older to the point of testosterone drop and we have become passive. I might even be a dog person now with all there niceness and constant sucking up. I actually volunteered at the SPCa to hang out with huskey puppies.

That's called Community Service.... What'd you get into Budd?

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 7:28 Quote
ridayobike wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
cmcrawfo wrote:


Things have generally been too friendly around here, I agree. Millennial Snowflakes and bro culture... makes me want to puke in my mouth.

You don't get any of that shit in skiing or motor sports.

Wobble link is strong. I just need to rebuild it every half ride or so.

Dude i have been saying this. I think we have all gotten older to the point of testosterone drop and we have become passive. I might even be a dog person now with all there niceness and constant sucking up. I actually volunteered at the SPCa to hang out with huskey puppies.

That's called Community Service.... What'd you get into Budd?

May of been a girl involved. But the dogs where still cool.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 7:29 Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
ridayobike wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:


Dude i have been saying this. I think we have all gotten older to the point of testosterone drop and we have become passive. I might even be a dog person now with all there niceness and constant sucking up. I actually volunteered at the SPCa to hang out with huskey puppies.

That's called Community Service.... What'd you get into Budd?

May of been a girl involved. But the dogs where still cool.

were

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 7:31 Quote
ridayobike wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
ridayobike wrote:


That's called Community Service.... What'd you get into Budd?

May of been a girl involved. But the dogs where still cool.

were

where? I cant even,

protip about dating.. chicks dont like needy guys that talk about bikes all the time. we are all f*cked.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 8:37 Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
ridayobike wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:


May of been a girl involved. But the dogs where still cool.

were

where? I cant even,

protip about dating.. chicks dont like needy guys that talk about bikes all the time. we are all f*cked.


Farmers market Vernon Jeff, try the farmers market.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 9:58 Quote
RedAutumn wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
ridayobike wrote:


were

where? I cant even,

protip about dating.. chicks dont like needy guys that talk about bikes all the time. we are all f*cked.


Farmers market Vernon Jeff, try the farmers market.

Hippy chick from Cherryville that doesn't shower? Solid pass bro.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 12:59 Quote
jaydawg69 wrote:
RedAutumn wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:


where? I cant even,

protip about dating.. chicks dont like needy guys that talk about bikes all the time. we are all f*cked.


Farmers market Vernon Jeff, try the farmers market.

Hippy chick from Cherryville that doesn't shower? Solid pass bro.

Are you trying tell us that you shower EVERY day? Pretentious much?

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 13:21 Quote
cmcrawfo wrote:
jaydawg69 wrote:
RedAutumn wrote:



Farmers market Vernon Jeff, try the farmers market.

Hippy chick from Cherryville that doesn't shower? Solid pass bro.

Are you trying tell us that you shower EVERY day? Pretentious much?

I'm a dude so it doesn't count... if you like stanky snatches, that's just wrong on many levels.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 13:24 Quote
jaydawg69 wrote:
cmcrawfo wrote:
jaydawg69 wrote:


Hippy chick from Cherryville that doesn't shower? Solid pass bro.

Are you trying tell us that you shower EVERY day? Pretentious much?

I'm a dude so it doesn't count... if you like stanky snatches, that's just wrong on many levels.

Oh come on you guys, he has to start somewhere...

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 14:35 Quote
Go to Nature's Fare bro. 2 words "Rich Hippie Divorcees" ... Ok 3 words. There is rich Hippie ladies out there that will make you an Organic Dinner, and use a non GMO organic lotion to polish your sh#ft. They're out there Vaginal-Jeep.

Posted: Jan 17, 2020 at 15:22 Quote
Just don’t walk up and ask them to hold you’re eggplant. You will end up doing community service.


 
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