Just change the E in e bike for good Ole 'E'. Get all drugged up and pedal the shit outta the climb. They're lowering punishment for non weed and cocaine and other recreational drugs so why not. Crystal meth would make for crazy good trail focus and could get the heroine chique bod' to boot.
I did some no boats laps the other day and realized they are the perfect length to time cocaine bumps. If you see me on strava with consecutively faster laps through the day, you’ll know why
So back in the days when people where committed to this sport I found drinking to be of value. It took the hesitation out if the equation and you would push yourself ever farther. Alcohol was the ride around
So back in the days when people where committed to this sport I found drinking to be of value. It took the hesitation out if the equation and you would push yourself ever farther. Alcohol was the ride around
I've generally saved booze for post-ride fun, but the few times I've downed a few on the ride I've been rather shocked at how fast the f*cks went out the window (did this late in life), but I've tried to avoid it cause I imagine it would lead bad decisions.
'Alcohol was the ride around' - put that on a shirt!
Being a bike bum today. 50000 dollar truck check. 2500 dollar tent accessory check. Blue trails check. Girl is not the shuttle driver. Check. (Although this isn’t a bad thing) Ride around a so no one gets hurt check. Trust fund check
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Being a Bike bum in our day. Bus found abandoned abs fixed up check. 40 lbs double crown bikes check. No real trails check. Ability check. Having to work broke all the time and at least 10 ways to make kd gourmet check. Lots of weed and alcohol to fuel stupid shit check.
They all lived together on a bus for months on end. They pushed double crowns up hills and routinely did stupid shit like jumping their bikes off water towers
I think I'd rather get laid on top of a 20 year old landcruiser after riding a new mtb - call me a sissy! That bus is incredible, but do you think if you took new bikes back in time the shred bros would hate them or ditch the 40 pounders?
“I always build round abouts for all the stunts, that way everyone can have fun... that’s the way it should be”
The lesson here, children, is never listen to old people about how much radder it was back in their day.
I feel a bit less lame now.
That bus is the best. I've never seen this show. This probably took place during my long MTB hiatus during college when I went to raves / clubs / shitty basements instead of riding bikes. Man I am not sad to have a modern bike.
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