Roast my ride. Rules in first post

PB Forum :: All Mountain, Enduro & Cross-Country
Roast my ride. Rules in first post
Author Message
Posted: Jul 16, 2021 at 20:56 Quote
sherbet wrote:
adm750 wrote:
shit...I haven't thrown this one to the wolves since some changes. sorry guys, I know you'll miss the seat pack that usually accompanies my rides... Frown


Love bikes like this. They remind me how far we've come and how tough athletes of yesteryear must have been, given they had to ride this kinda stuff. We're pampered these days with actually good bikes.

Also pretty sure you missed out on putting green on it. You're close.

Just fuck my shit dudes.


when a steezy rider get old and doesnt want to give away old glory

Posted: Jul 17, 2021 at 6:10 Quote
[/Quote]

the pink on it is equivalent to the jeep’s with sticker on the back window that says “silly boys, jeep’s are for girls.” also, when are we going to stop with this teal color?



Posted: Jul 17, 2021 at 6:18 Quote
teal still beats that public toilet pale something colour IMO

pooch be like.. tan walls were lame in the 80's, 90's, 00's, 10's, still are, and now you add grips to that shitshow?

crop me out of the frame and GTFO

Posted: Jul 17, 2021 at 7:44 Quote
Thanks guys. Fab

Chris that hurt. Lmfao.

Posted: Jul 17, 2021 at 7:57 Quote
sherbet wrote:
Thanks guys. Fab

Chris that hurt. Lmfao.

Luv u haha

Posted: Sep 19, 2021 at 10:00 Quote
This thread rules. Bike sucks Sherb.

Posted: Jan 20, 2022 at 9:26 Quote
[/Quote]

congrats, that color is so bland it left everyone speechless for 4 months.

Posted: Jan 20, 2022 at 9:47 Quote

there's my Verde Neyer Pro

Posted: Jan 20, 2022 at 9:48 Quote
nothing wrong with that.

Posted: Jan 20, 2022 at 11:35 Quote
Verde Neyer Whoa...! that Humpback Whale-skin saddle bro....

(f*ckin thing is prob a blast to ride tup )

Posted: Jan 20, 2022 at 12:47 Quote
Looks like you got a pepto-bismo bukkake.

Posted: Jan 20, 2022 at 23:00 Quote
Dude, Make up your mind, Black and white build or have more red accents lol


Posted: Jan 21, 2022 at 5:55 Quote
iiman wrote:

there's my Verde Neyer Pro
The meaning of the term “built like a brick shit house” is a little vague in my mind but thanks to you, “built like a brick shit bike” is extremely distinct

Posted: Jan 21, 2022 at 10:13 Quote
iiman wrote:

there's my Verde Neyer Pro

Never has the saying "Lipstick on a Pig" been more true than that bar on that bike.

Have at it, another one on the bonfire


Posted: Jan 21, 2022 at 10:18 Quote
not playing baseball anymore so you use your old nut-cup for a seat...!?!?!

f*ck, and I thought I was the king of re-purposing shit.

well played bro....well played Salute


 
Copyright © 2000 - 2022. Pinkbike.com. All rights reserved.
dv65 0.010328
Mobile Version of Website