Roast my ride. Rules in first post

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Roast my ride. Rules in first post
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flag splayleg
Posted: Oct 26, 2022 at 18:12 Quote
aPpYe wrote:
Roasting the previous bike. Let's see ...

It's all shiny! So vain. Have you even ridden it? Make sure everyone sees those labels!
It doesn't even have a motor!

...

I found this 2006 Cannondale Rush 400 on facebook marketplace for $200 and picked it up. I did horrible things to it.

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I don't smoke, but hardworking cyclists slogging up any hill can get a good view of my crack as I effortlessly cruise on by, nursing on a beer and smoking [something]!

Its got a BEER GUT and a NECK BEARD!
Damn the Alamo does have a basement after all.
flag splayleg
Posted: Oct 26, 2022 at 18:13 Quote
fstws6 wrote:
Not as ugly as apye ride lol Winter ride..26er 2010 specialized hardrock...3x..rim brakes...100mm coil fork...big old seat...kickstand..rides smooth on pavement...not so much offroad..
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Did that seat come with cankles?
flag adm750
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 4:59 Quote
fstws6 wrote:
Not as ugly as apye ride lol Winter ride..26er 2010 specialized hardrock...3x..rim brakes...100mm coil fork...big old seat...kickstand..rides smooth on pavement...not so much offroad..
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would ghost ride
flag fstws6
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 7:31 Quote
adm750 wrote:
fstws6 wrote:
Not as ugly as apye ride lol Winter ride..26er 2010 specialized hardrock...3x..rim brakes...100mm coil fork...big old seat...kickstand..rides smooth on pavement...not so much offroad..
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would ghost ride

Yeah, i thought about it ..but ride it winters..lol
flag newbermuda
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Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 7:57 Quote
you make your partner ride that? Poor lady
flag whattheheel
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 8:01 Quote
Bet she doesn’t put out… lol
flag SileTzar
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 8:10 Quote
Looks like a kid's bike, the dude must be from Alabama.
flag fstws6
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:01 Quote
newbermuda wrote:
you make your partner ride that? Poor lady
Nope..typo..its actually my winter ride.
flag fstws6
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:02 Quote
whattheheel wrote:
Bet she doesn’t put out… lol
Nope winter ride...typo
flag newbermuda
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Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:05 Quote
No way that was a legit typo. the embarrassed rider
flag marlon-d
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Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:06 Quote
One hell of a multi-word typo.

It is a roast forum, take the roast!
flag fstws6
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:11 Quote
LMFAO.....its actually a descent ride..seen much worse on here!!!
flag trioofchaos
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Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:39 Quote
fstws6 wrote:
LMFAO.....its actually a descent ride..seen much worse on here!!!

K
flag marlon-d
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Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 9:49 Quote
fstws6 wrote:
LMFAO.....its actually a descent ride..seen much worse on here!!!

No it isn't. The sweet flames are its saving grace.
flag adm750
Posted: Oct 27, 2022 at 10:09 Quote
SileTzar wrote:
Looks like a kid's bike, the dude must be from Alabama.

naaah....more like N. Dakota

 


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