Reasons that bikes are better than girls.

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Reasons that bikes are better than girls.
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flag fugger
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 7:41 Quote
I'm sick of girls breaking up with me or giving me a hard time because I like to ride bikes. I have had a long line of great partners walk away because of my love of spinning pedals. (I'm also sick of people taking these internet forums too seriously)

Here are a few of my reasons that bikes are better than girls

You don't have to buy your bike supper to have sex with it.
Your bike never yaps back.
Your bike doesn't get jealous if you ride a different bike.
Your bike doesn't complain if your ride is cut short.
Your bike likes to get wet and dirty.
Your bike doesn't care if you want to go in through the back door.
your bike does what it's told.
flag mamaloney
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 7:44 Quote
it dosent talk
it goes places with you that a gf would never go (whistler, etc.)
most are relativley low maintenance
it dosent care if you eat the same type of food 2 times in a day *shivers*Eek
it dosent care if you spend time on the comp. in winter
it dosent care if your favorite movie is nwd 2
flag fugger
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 7:57 Quote
My bike never says no.
flag UAERIDER
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 8:08 Quote
UAERIDER wrote:
My bike doesnt need me to drink alchohol to make it look more attractive.

This is what i meant to say.
flag pedalpusher01
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 8:42 Quote
it doesnt need to look good to ride good.
flag jallan
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:01 Quote
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.
flag pedalpusher01
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:04 Quote
jallan wrote:
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.

hahahahahhaa eeeeewwwwwwwwwww thats kinda gross but funny
flag jallan
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:06 Quote
pedalpusher01 wrote:
jallan wrote:
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.

hahahahahhaa eeeeewwwwwwwwwww thats kinda gross but funny
Lol, first thing that came in my mind!
flag drifting-with-flow
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:16 Quote
jallan wrote:
pedalpusher01 wrote:
jallan wrote:
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.

hahahahahhaa eeeeewwwwwwwwwww thats kinda gross but funny
Lol, first thing that came in my mind!

Haha thats quality!
flag dmrjumper
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:36 Quote
your bike will ride any where but a girl only in bed





bikes never say no good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Moon Moon Emo Emo
flag jallan
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:50 Quote
dmrjumper wrote:
your bike will ride any where but a girl only in bed





bikes never say no good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Moon Moon Emo Emo

Lol you can perform shit but they'll still be ready for a ride next time.
flag fugger
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 10:08 Quote
jallan wrote:
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.

BAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA...!
flag jallan
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 10:10 Quote
fugger wrote:
jallan wrote:
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.

BAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA...!

I thought you'd be impressed Razz
flag fugger
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 10:11 Quote
jallan wrote:
fugger wrote:
jallan wrote:
My bike sags just the right amount, nevermind how old it is.

BAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA...!

I thought you'd be impressed Razz

OMG... There's a pee stain on my chair and a puddle under my desk...
flag jallan
Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 10:15 Quote
fugger wrote:
OMG... There's a pee stain on my chair and a puddle under my desk...

Haha!! Wasn't that from last night !? Or are you really struggling to keep it in?
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