One Liners

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flag sam-stanfield
Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 0:16 Quote
Anchorman:

"The best way to impress a lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show"

"80% of the time it works everytime"

"It smells like a diaper full of indian food"

"It smells like bigfoot's dick"

Me, Myself and Irene:

"Vagiclean, what's up? Got a little extra cheese on the taco? We got a full on fallopian fungus, this lady's baking a loaf of bread and it's starting to get yeasty"

"But you said you eat blubber?! Oh she'll be eatin' blubber alright, just as soon as I free willy"
flag dirt-jumper-tom
Posted: Oct 13, 2007 at 15:54 Quote
metalgod wrote:


Me, Myself and Irene:

"Vagiclean, what's up? Got a little extra cheese on the taco? We got a full on fallopian fungus, this lady's baking a loaf of bread and it's starting to get yeasty"

"But you said you eat blubber?! Oh she'll be eatin' blubber alright, just as soon as I free willy"

haha jim carry is god.


"well f*ck my ozone"
flag Joshenho
Posted: Oct 14, 2007 at 13:10 Quote
"Well, It's not that I want to killher, It's that I don't want her to be alive anymore."
flag beef5030
O+
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 18:48 Quote
"Weapons of mass destrution"
flag beef5030
O+
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 18:50 Quote
i lvoe this forum , it needs to become active because its amazing.
flag cohenp
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 19:32 Quote
I find that a ducks opinion of me is varies greatly on wether or not I have bread.

Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant is like calling a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist.


You know who's cute here? Me. Because shameless self promotion is the best kind of self promotion.
flag hagen
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 21:36 Quote
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"
flag nateb
FL
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 23:17 Quote
"Cooperate, and I won't have to turn this rape into a murder."

nate
flag SAVAGE-RIDER
Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 21:32 Quote
hope this is okay to bring back from the dead.

your know your addicted to biking when you realize your bike is higher maintenance than any girl you've ever dated.
flag CarbonOS
Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 0:49 Quote
metalgod wrote:
Anchorman:

"The best way to impress a lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show"

"80% of the time it works everytime"

"It smells like a diaper full of indian food"

"It smells like bigfoot's dick"

Me, Myself and Irene:

"Vagiclean, what's up? Got a little extra cheese on the taco? We got a full on fallopian fungus, this lady's baking a loaf of bread and it's starting to get yeasty"

"But you said you eat blubber?! Oh she'll be eatin' blubber alright, just as soon as I free willy"

Isn't it "60 percent of the time"? I freakin love Anchorman.
flag shearny
FL
Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 10:43 Quote
CarbonOS wrote:
metalgod wrote:
Anchorman:

"The best way to impress a lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show"

"80% of the time it works everytime"

"It smells like a diaper full of indian food"

"It smells like bigfoot's dick"

Me, Myself and Irene:

"Vagiclean, what's up? Got a little extra cheese on the taco? We got a full on fallopian fungus, this lady's baking a loaf of bread and it's starting to get yeasty"

"But you said you eat blubber?! Oh she'll be eatin' blubber alright, just as soon as I free willy"

Isn't it "60 percent of the time"? I freakin love Anchorman.

look im riding a fury tractor

i love lamp
flag candymuffin
Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 10:54 Quote
shearny wrote:
CarbonOS wrote:
metalgod wrote:
Anchorman:

"The best way to impress a lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show"

"80% of the time it works everytime"

"It smells like a diaper full of indian food"

"It smells like bigfoot's dick"

Me, Myself and Irene:

"Vagiclean, what's up? Got a little extra cheese on the taco? We got a full on fallopian fungus, this lady's baking a loaf of bread and it's starting to get yeasty"

"But you said you eat blubber?! Oh she'll be eatin' blubber alright, just as soon as I free willy"

Isn't it "60 percent of the time"? I freakin love Anchorman.

look im riding a fury tractor

i love lamp

brick where did you get a hand grenade?
flag CarbonOS
Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 18:53 Quote
I killed a guy with a trident. lol
flag chads
Posted: Nov 9, 2008 at 8:07 Quote
CarbonOS wrote:
I killed a guy with a trident. lol

"I saw that!" lol
flag chads
Posted: Nov 9, 2008 at 8:14 Quote
BTW. If you want good one liners, youtube Stewart Francis. He's genius.

 


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