I would have a Big Air bike with 10" of rear travel. Sort of a mix between Foes 2:1 and karpiel. It would have a Foes XTD fork on the front. The bike would be called: Lux Aeterna (eternal light), the music of Requiem for a Dream.
other bikes: AllMountain: Norway Street/dirt: The Prison
i would name mine the "Announce" it would be sick, my bike names would be... disraction - DH entertainer - freeride wallflower - XC pick^line - slopestyle shif-T - road wowuwould - woman's DH