You know you're a true biker when....

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You know you're a true biker when....
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flag recklessness
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 14:25 Quote
thomas-b wrote:
When you know what dirt tastes like.

...So true. Red Bull washes down sand nicely.
flag StreetTalent
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 15:38 Quote
You know you're a true biker when you enjoy getting your seat up the ass.
flag anytear691
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 15:55 Quote
If it gets to the point you would rather ride your bike than get your end away, get NHS Direct on the phone. Seriously.
flag MajesticMOOSE
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 16:51 Quote
StreetTalent wrote:
You know you're gay when you enjoy getting your seat up the ass.

fixed

I can't see how any heterosexual male could get any pleasure from having the nose of their saddle rammed up their anus...
flag Andrei13Street
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 21:09 Quote
haha naw he's not gay. We were just bored tonight so we made that comment.
flag pipelinewill
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 23:58 Quote
thomas-b wrote:
When you know what dirt tastes like.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm dirt
flag pipelinewill
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 0:01 Quote
when you miss a friends birthday party to bike
when you would rather bike than meet people
when you only have 2 friends for the above reasons
or is that just me?
flag recklessness
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 6:10 Quote
pipelinewill wrote:
when you miss a friends birthday party to bike
when you would rather bike than meet people
when you only have 2 friends for the above reasons
or is that just me?

Dude, each one of those applies to me too. Especially the 2 friends part (they both bike, everyone else is an acquaintance). It's sad really.

You know you're a true biker when you will spend an entire week to learn one trick (despite falling 1000 times and bailing even more).
flag justinfriesen
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:31 Quote
wow i omly have two good friends and they both bike too and every YOUR A TRUE BIKER IF comment applies to me
flag MajesticMOOSE
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:34 Quote
You know you're a true rider when you want to blind, torture and drink the blood of the filthy wigger who took your bike... and not feel any guilt when you kill him
flag Bolmy
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:37 Quote
justinfriesen wrote:
wow i omly have two good friends and they both bike too and every YOUR A TRUE BIKER IF comment applies to me

You're a true biker if you stick branches from thorny trees down your jap.

ORLY?
flag Bolmy
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:58 Quote
I was trying to be clever. Failed quite spectacularly though.
flag recklessness
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:59 Quote
Bolmy wrote:
justinfriesen wrote:
wow i omly have two good friends and they both bike too and every YOUR A TRUE BIKER IF comment applies to me

You're a true biker if you stick branches from thorny trees down your jap.

ORLY?

You're on your own on that one dude. Good luck with that.

I just ran into a new one on a ride today: You know you're a true biker when you find a gnarly cliff to drop and you have nobody to film it so you: put your camera on your backpack, line up the shot, press record, run your ass up the hill (it was a big hill), hop on your bike with no hesitation, ride back down, drop the cliff and run out the gnarly hill, skid to a stop, stop the recording, and watch your shot while catching your breath. Took me three takes today to get the shot right. I know I'm a true biker.
flag justinfriesen
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:01 Quote
recklessness wrote:
Bolmy wrote:
justinfriesen wrote:
wow i omly have two good friends and they both bike too and every YOUR A TRUE BIKER IF comment applies to me

You're a true biker if you stick branches from thorny trees down your jap.

ORLY?

You're on your own on that one dude. Good luck with that.

I just ran into a new one on a ride today: You know you're a true biker when you find a gnarly cliff to drop and you have nobody to film it so you: put your camera on your backpack, line up the shot, press record, run your ass up the hill (it was a big hill), hop on your bike with no hesitation, ride back down, drop the cliff and run out the gnarly hill, skid to a stop, stop the recording, and watch your shot while catching your breath. Took me three takes today to get the shot right. I know I'm a true biker.
well almost everyone! lol

 


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