If Jesus Rode a Mountain Bike What would it be?

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If Jesus Rode a Mountain Bike What would it be?
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flag ksmb
Posted: Oct 18, 2009 at 11:35 Quote
Bearanoid wrote:
Jesus Saves
I don't think he rides.
I think he's a goalie 'cause ...Jesus Saves!
i think i hate you now.
flag bikemonster2
Posted: Oct 18, 2009 at 17:14 Quote
ksmb wrote:
Bearanoid wrote:
Jesus Saves
I don't think he rides.
I think he's a goalie 'cause ...Jesus Saves!
i think i hate you now.

ya my eyes are starting to bleed
flag cameronl
Posted: Oct 18, 2009 at 18:23 Quote
i think he would ride a segway because they are just that cool
flag Zino007
Posted: Oct 18, 2009 at 21:09 Quote
it would be a trail blazer for those willing to step up to the plate
flag woody-dh
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 0:21 Quote
kpilar wrote:
Bearanoid wrote:
Jesus Saves
I don't think he rides.
I think he's a goalie 'cause ...Jesus Saves!
wow, do u even ride bikes?

I was just thinking the same thing.
flag woody-dh
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 0:22 Quote
cameronl wrote:
i think he would ride a segway because they are just that cool

You sir, deserve a face-palm.

Facepalm
flag woody-dh
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 0:24 Quote
I was waiting for that one..
flag willems
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 1:21 Quote
i think this thread should be renamed "what would jesus ride" i know its similar... just thought i'd put it out there.

but to answer the question, probably a giant FAITH with SAINT components, DEITY bar and stem and HALO rims riding on HOLLY rollers and he'd ride at ANGEL fire!!!! te he tup



P.S. I know the word "Deity" comes from polytheistic religions and Jesus is associated with monotheistic religions.... but still.....
flag cameronl
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 6:24 Quote
woody-dh wrote:
cameronl wrote:
i think he would ride a segway because they are just that cool

You sir, deserve a face-palm.

Facepalm

jks, i have no respect for anyone on a segway
flag dspence44
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 6:58 Quote
He would definatly ride a Giant Glory just because!
flag norcofreerider8
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 7:48 Quote
He rides a fixie, everyone knows that, geezWink
flag tom-towers
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 7:54 Quote
norcofreerider8 wrote:
He rides a fixie, everyone knows that, geezWink
yea i could imagine that Razz

working in a music shop... Rolleyes

Razz
flag cameronl
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 12:55 Quote
haha, il love that episode
flag kpilar
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 at 16:09 Quote
south park is so much better than family guy

 


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