Poetry

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flag Rattsl
Posted: Nov 28, 2010 at 20:13 Quote
simon108 wrote:
poetry is gay
if your into it your lame
if i were you, i cannot imagine getting laid
you should be f*cking ashamed


Most guys that do poetry usually get the pussy
The get the spot thats nice and juicy
Unlike the men that think they are the shit
Usually are the ones to get ditched.
If you think it's lame, why post?
So you can later boast?
Anyway, it sucked
Farewell bud and good luck.
flag recklessness
Posted: Nov 29, 2010 at 16:27 Quote
What rhymes with hypocrite?
flag Rattsl
Posted: Nov 29, 2010 at 16:28 Quote
Lol....













































Rodrick. Rolleyes
flag timlake
Posted: Nov 29, 2010 at 16:41 Quote
His name is Rod-Rick
He likes to party
and thats it.
flag Rattsl
Posted: Nov 29, 2010 at 16:41 Quote
lol

You guys are 'tarded.
flag Mazekwon
Posted: Dec 23, 2010 at 10:52 Quote
simon108 wrote:
poetry is gay
if your into it your lame
if i were you, i cannot imagine getting laid
you should be f*cking ashamed

i would say the same about people called simon\
any way, you still came on and started rhymin\
and still can't see a trace of scale or timin(g)\
and leads me to think you never put your time in\
don't know what it is like to fashion word wizardy\
just know how to flash on and dissapear quickly\
i can't call this a competiton of the MC\
took one swiing and you couldn't even hit me\
i am standing there na na na you missed me\
and everyone around is like ha ha ha, pussy\
now you look disgraced and a little embaressed\
face gets a trace of red, and off to the parents\
boo whoo, wa wa, ga ga, MA MA!
"why'd he have to go and say those mean things?"\
baby you sound like you are just teething\
and please do us all just one more thing\
please just stop....breathing\
flag Mazekwon
Posted: Dec 23, 2010 at 10:56 Quote
recklessness wrote:
What rhymes with hypocrite?
little bit
flag SimonA
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 at 20:44 Quote
one two, kicked outa school
three four, snort some more
five six, need my fix
seven eight, its too late
nine ten, lets do it again

not really a poem and f*ck those tv ads are dumb
flag TremblayBKer
Posted: Feb 15, 2011 at 5:42 Quote
its 7am i wake out of bed
im thinking what the hell is going around in my head?
i look across the room
sitting there beside the broom
is my bike my beautiful bike
it doesnt have thoese shitty fork called pikes
its got atomblab pimlites
witch are really light?
i grab this beast
thinking the very least
go out side
and went for a ride
i stop at jump
it starts with a pump
i decide to go
but i hit the jump to low
im in the air
blinded by my hair
i miss the landing
next thing i know im on the ground screaming
i look down
i nearly drowned
there lays my bike
i wish i got thoese pikes? (not really just need to find a word.)
shes snapped in half
after i heard a big paf!
now im here with nothing to do
im so depressed i cant even poo
this didnt actualy happen
im actually sitting here laughin
blah blah blah there im done?
flag James-Carey
Posted: Jun 12, 2011 at 3:51 Quote
to the guy above me this is your fault

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
ridin', ridin' (Yeah)
ridin', ridinin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I know i can fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
flag pdee
Posted: Jun 12, 2011 at 9:18 Quote
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flag nosewillies
Posted: Jun 14, 2011 at 12:56 Quote
Poetry is so fun, rhyming in bars,
My lines are so good, i can buy many cars.
Girls are attracted, to the stuff that i say,
the babes around me, dude i'm not gay.
I like to go, out on the town,
pulled 7 birds, don't start to frown.
One day, its true, you will get laid,
even if it's that bird, that you pay.
I heard that shes swarming with bare stds,
don't come near me, i beg you, please?
I'm about to finish and go have a whack,
unzip, dick out, fapity fap fap.
I'm coming to the end of my rhyming display,
read and enjoy. Have a nice day! Big Grin
flag Rattsl
Posted: Jun 14, 2011 at 13:03 Quote
How awkward is it to write poetry
In a forum full of wannabes
No one really rides anymore
It's a lost fable or folklore

Shit, for some of us though, it's our passion
we just troll endlessly and keep laughing
Then some can call those with e-fame elitists
C'mon, srsly, what are you talking about you little shit!


Straitline keeps slippin, Kona keeps crackin
Hurry up Dartmoor, you may be laggin
Spesh is innovating, Norco is rennovating
Giant is well, Giant,
Trek is well....lying?


I'd say more, but I don't wanna waste my time
I got a busy day ahead of me, so please stay Online.
flag nosewillies
Posted: Jun 14, 2011 at 13:12 Quote
Dude that was sick,
lol wait, your a big f*cking prick Big Grin

 


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