f*cking had a mickey of scotch bottle of wine 3 beers and a turkey dinner and then went out last night 2.50 drinks oops ditched my buddy and picked up some chick brought her home oops did the stupidest drunken shit at home made out and fell asleep
did the stupidest drunken shit at home made out and fell asleep
Don't feel so bad. Happened to me too. Although she was lifeless and I thought she had fallen asleep so I went to sleep. Only after the fact did I hear she was all hot and bothered. O well, probably would have been pretty boring if it was anything like her making out skills.
did the stupidest drunken shit at home made out and fell asleep
Don't feel so bad. Happened to me too. Although she was lifeless and I thought she had fallen asleep so I went to sleep. Only after the fact did I hear she was all hot and bothered. O well, probably would have been pretty boring if it was anything like her making out skills.
Oh I don't feel bad it's just that after all I drank I was sort of the dead fish in bed
Got name + number so I'm good for another time I think though
Nah, every iphone outsells the last. the best thing ive heard said about the 4s, is when everyone was saying how dissapointed they were it wasnt an iPhone 5, and someone just said well if they had released the 4s and called it a 5 you wouldnt be crying so pipe down.