I know how everyone here likes statistics so I have compiled real life data from the Corvid lockdown... I call these findings... Ma ma ma my Corona.. they are based on a family of 4 with two kids 10 and under. If 3 or mor children quadruple numbers....
Cookies eaten in total - 22 Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 17 Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 4,516 Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413 Times arguing over who farted - 1,111 Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 2 Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 412 Times successfully masturbated - 0
Cookies eaten in total - 112 Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 12 Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 28 Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413 Times arguing over who farted - 0 (it's always the elder dog) Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 0 Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 3 (the dog was looking at me) Times successfully masturbated - 12 Actual sexy time - 12
Cookies eaten in total - 112 Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 12 Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 28 Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413 Times arguing over who farted - 0 (it's always the elder dog) Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 0 Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 3 (the dog was looking at me) Times successfully masturbated - 12 Actual sexy time - 12
I call shenanigans on your masturbation stat.
4 wks = 28 days. Sex was reported as 12 ( very rare for that number to be under reported)
That leaves 4 days without sex or masturbation, and assumes zero days with both and no double downs.
Cookies eaten in total - 112 Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 12 Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 28 Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413 Times arguing over who farted - 0 (it's always the elder dog) Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 0 Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 3 (the dog was looking at me) Times successfully masturbated - 12 Actual sexy time - 12
I call shenanigans on your masturbation stat.
4 wks = 28 days. Sex was reported as 12 ( very rare for that number to be under reported)
That leaves 4 days without sex or masturbation, and assumes zero days with both and no double downs.
Yeah really. You could die under those circumstances, Loopie.
Thanks Mang! I keep hoping there will be another world cup fast Canadian. Maybe it will be Milton. Or Seth. Or Carter. Or Georgia. Or Forrest. Or Magnus. It's gotta be someone, sometime. I mean, we have the mountains, right?
I live on the wrong side of the tracks for Finn, but maybe it will be that guy.