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Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 18:07 Quote
So question regarding Karen.... Who is she married to? Kurtis, Kevin, Karl? Or something completely different like Mario or Charleston...

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 18:15 Quote
sterlingmagnum wrote:
So question regarding Karen.... Who is she married to? Kurtis, Kevin, Karl? Or something completely different like Mario or Charleston...

I thought Karen was the ex. But now I think I am incorrect in that.

Although, they could both be Karens’.

Either way, girls still definitely suck.

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 18:33 Quote
sterlingmagnum wrote:
So question regarding Karen.... Who is she married to? Kurtis, Kevin, Karl? Or something completely different like Mario or Charleston...
Kyle

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 18:33 Quote
badbadleroybrown wrote:
sterlingmagnum wrote:
So question regarding Karen.... Who is she married to? Kurtis, Kevin, Karl? Or something completely different like Mario or Charleston...
Kyle

Makes sense

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Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 18:34 Quote
I thought it was Brad? Or Blair

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 18:42 Quote
I know how everyone here likes statistics so I have compiled real life data from the Corvid lockdown... I call these findings... Ma ma ma my Corona.. they are based on a family of 4 with two kids 10 and under. If 3 or mor children quadruple numbers....

Cookies eaten in total - 22
Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 17
Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 4,516
Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413
Times arguing over who farted - 1,111
Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 2
Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 412
Times successfully masturbated - 0

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 19:09 Quote
sterlingmagnum wrote:
Times successfully masturbated - 0
This is the saddest stat I've read through this entire ordeal

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 19:09 Quote
So 4wks? Wife and 2 dogs

Cookies eaten in total - 112
Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 12
Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 28
Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413
Times arguing over who farted - 0 (it's always the elder dog)
Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 0
Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 3 (the dog was looking at me)
Times successfully masturbated - 12
Actual sexy time - 12

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 19:10 Quote
bkchef2000 wrote:
I thought it was Brad? Or Blair
The Brad's and Blair's are the children of the Kyle's and the Karen's.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 19:11 Quote

Just bought a chainring this afternoon!

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Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 19:13 Quote
bkchef2000 wrote:
I thought it was Brad? Or Blair

Chad.

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 19:17 Quote
loopie wrote:
So 4wks? Wife and 2 dogs

Cookies eaten in total - 112
Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 12
Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 28
Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413
Times arguing over who farted - 0 (it's always the elder dog)
Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 0
Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 3 (the dog was looking at me)
Times successfully masturbated - 12
Actual sexy time - 12

I call shenanigans on your masturbation stat.

4 wks = 28 days.
Sex was reported as 12 ( very rare for that number to be under reported)

That leaves 4 days without sex or masturbation, and assumes zero days with both and no double downs.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 20:00 Quote
cmcrawfo wrote:
loopie wrote:
So 4wks? Wife and 2 dogs

Cookies eaten in total - 112
Bags of trash accumulated in one day - 12
Times dog barks at someone or something out window - 28
Times asked for a snack in a 24 hour period - 27,413
Times arguing over who farted - 0 (it's always the elder dog)
Rolls of toilet paper ruined by smaller child - 0
Times interrupted during masturbation attempt - 3 (the dog was looking at me)
Times successfully masturbated - 12
Actual sexy time - 12

I call shenanigans on your masturbation stat.

4 wks = 28 days.
Sex was reported as 12 ( very rare for that number to be under reported)

That leaves 4 days without sex or masturbation, and assumes zero days with both and no double downs.

Yeah really. You could die under those circumstances, Loopie.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 20:06 Quote
husstler wrote:

Just bought a chainring this afternoon!

Thanks Mang! I keep hoping there will be another world cup fast Canadian. Maybe it will be Milton. Or Seth. Or Carter. Or Georgia. Or Forrest. Or Magnus. It's gotta be someone, sometime. I mean, we have the mountains, right?

I live on the wrong side of the tracks for Finn, but maybe it will be that guy.

Posted: Apr 7, 2020 at 20:17 Quote
You make the best things lever, when I get cranks for the new bike that don't suck, one of your runs will be on them.


 


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