Old Riders....But not "Old School"

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flag onemanarmy
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 13:32 Quote
Freakin chickens got into the garden yesterday. Done jacked it up. Was just getting going too. Now I'm gonna have to go buy some starts to keep my wife from breaking everything.
flag adm750
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 13:43 Quote
onemanarmy wrote:
Freakin chickens got into the garden yesterday. Done jacked it up. Was just getting going too. Now I'm gonna have to go buy some starts to keep my wife from breaking everything.

what you need is a .410 and some hoisin sauce.....

bad timing ?

flag onemanarmy
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 13:57 Quote
adm750 wrote:
onemanarmy wrote:
Freakin chickens got into the garden yesterday. Done jacked it up. Was just getting going too. Now I'm gonna have to go buy some starts to keep my wife from breaking everything.

what you need is a .410 and some hoisin sauce.....

bad timing ?


Told my daughter that when they stop laying they're gonna be friend chicken and she looked at me like I was the devil.
flag d-man
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Posted: May 11, 2021 at 14:23 Quote
onemanarmy wrote:
adm750 wrote:
onemanarmy wrote:
Freakin chickens got into the garden yesterday. Done jacked it up. Was just getting going too. Now I'm gonna have to go buy some starts to keep my wife from breaking everything.

what you need is a .410 and some hoisin sauce.....

bad timing ?


Told my daughter that when they stop laying they're gonna be friend chicken and she looked at me like I was the devil.

Lol, that's our program. Lay eggs or become soup.
flag criscokid25
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 14:57 Quote
mtbman1980 wrote:
My buddies food truck makes a killer burger and a wicked fried chicken sandwich.

https://www.facebook.com/BLKMRKTCHEF/

We are pretty limited with chain restaurant in Canada with the big corporate ones.

Is this the guy that kicked my ass all over cumby a few years back?
flag ATV25
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 15:33 Quote
swan3609 wrote:
ATV25 wrote:
Axxe wrote:
I will take CA nature and it’s variety over TX any time.

I hate CA politics and majority of its inhabitants, but stay for the nature.

I'm with you on this Axxe ! Born and raised, probably die here. I haven't traveled that much, BC, Baja Cal, western states, Hawaii, Kentucky and Tennessee is about it. I always love coming back home !!!

My family all lives in the mountains between grass valley and Oroville.. I absolutely love the Yuba/Feather river area. It's seriously some of the most amazing country. It's just too bad it's such a shit hole state.

A buddy of mine, his son, is the head of the NV County building department. He is in Nevada City just north of Grass Valley, I have cousins in Auburn south of Grass Valley. Love the area, don't get down there near enough ! I actually landscaped a school in the North San Juan area.
flag obee1
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 15:42 Quote
[Quote="adm750"]lol...so true Obee.

one of these days over a beer I'll have to tell you about when I was kidnapped. The best part of the story was my dad tracking me down and getting me back. Think "driving a rental car across a school playground running from officials" Wink

why the f*ck i gotta wait for beer days? yall can't drop ".... when i was kidnapped" and not follow up. whats this crusty old f*ckin thread for?

here lemme try;
my good friend owns a local autobody shop in okotoks. hes cool as f*ck and builds drag cars for fun. anyway, his yard was broken into and the thieves stole his massive RV and his wake boat. f*ckers.
cops were all like "oh yeah, we are working round the clock to catch them..." and whatnot. but Don the owner doesn't f*ckin play so he and some buddies decided to drive around any and all the local campgrounds, and sure enough they find the RV in the campground- by canada olympic park for you locals.
Now Don is hella mad, and hes a big dude. so he goes to the cops, the campground owner, everybodies slow to react, so Don just barges into his own stolen trailer with the lads to make things right.
sure enough the trailer is being used to film porn and they were in the middle of a shoot when they walked in. used jimmy hats everywhere, drugs and dry mayonnaise everywhere. copsp when they arrived- couldnt speak russian either so it was just a big shit show.
long story short his camping adventures will always be a part of any conversation we share.

your turn! wait a second. if you were actually a kid maybe its not the right place for storytime.

either way porn bus is a fun story everytime.
flag mtbman1980
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Posted: May 11, 2021 at 15:45 Quote
criscokid25 wrote:
mtbman1980 wrote:
My buddies food truck makes a killer burger and a wicked fried chicken sandwich.

https://www.facebook.com/BLKMRKTCHEF/

We are pretty limited with chain restaurant in Canada with the big corporate ones.

Is this the guy that kicked my ass all over cumby a few years back?

That would be him.
flag urinalmint
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Posted: May 11, 2021 at 16:13 Quote
I wanna visit a bunch of states. Texas is high on the list. Alabama was an awesome place to visit. People are crazy friendly. Same when we drove down to Panama City. I'm going to explore California more. When I was a kid we went to a baseball tourney in Redding. Our billets took us to Eureka on a day off and I was absolutely blown away. Just amazing. I've been to LA, San Diego, San Francisco, etc,. It's all good but that's like visiting Canada and only going to Toronto or some shit.

BTW, screw off with the food posts. I'm trying to drop the 10 I put on since Xmas and you bastards are killing me right now!
flag criscokid25
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 16:31 Quote
mtbman1980 wrote:
criscokid25 wrote:
mtbman1980 wrote:
My buddies food truck makes a killer burger and a wicked fried chicken sandwich.

https://www.facebook.com/BLKMRKTCHEF/

We are pretty limited with chain restaurant in Canada with the big corporate ones.

Is this the guy that kicked my ass all over cumby a few years back?

That would be him.

Nice! I remember him talking about a food truck back then. Half way through the ride, this guy or his friend looked at me and said "if you weren't a nice guy we would have dropped you 3 km back." Dude took me on a lung burner.
flag husstler
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Posted: May 11, 2021 at 16:39 Quote
[Quote="obee1"]
adm750 wrote:
lol...so true Obee.

one of these days over a beer I'll have to tell you about when I was kidnapped. The best part of the story was my dad tracking me down and getting me back. Think "driving a rental car across a school playground running from officials" Wink

why the f*ck i gotta wait for beer days? yall can't drop ".... when i was kidnapped" and not follow up. whats this crusty old f*ckin thread for?

here lemme try;
my good friend owns a local autobody shop in okotoks. hes cool as f*ck and builds drag cars for fun. anyway, his yard was broken into and the thieves stole his massive RV and his wake boat. f*ckers.
cops were all like "oh yeah, we are working round the clock to catch them..." and whatnot. but Don the owner doesn't f*ckin play so he and some buddies decided to drive around any and all the local campgrounds, and sure enough they find the RV in the campground- by canada olympic park for you locals.
Now Don is hella mad, and hes a big dude. so he goes to the cops, the campground owner, everybodies slow to react, so Don just barges into his own stolen trailer with the lads to make things right.
sure enough the trailer is being used to film porn and they were in the middle of a shoot when they walked in. used jimmy hats everywhere, drugs and dry mayonnaise everywhere. copsp when they arrived- couldnt speak russian either so it was just a big shit show.
long story short his camping adventures will always be a part of any conversation we share.

your turn! wait a second. if you were actually a kid maybe its not the right place for storytime.

either way porn bus is a fun story everytime.

Whoa.

Surreal.

Russians.
flag husstler
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Posted: May 11, 2021 at 16:41 Quote
urinalmint wrote:
I wanna visit a bunch of states. Texas is high on the list. Alabama was an awesome place to visit. People are crazy friendly. Same when we drove down to Panama City. I'm going to explore California more. When I was a kid we went to a baseball tourney in Redding. Our billets took us to Eureka on a day off and I was absolutely blown away. Just amazing. I've been to LA, San Diego, San Francisco, etc,. It's all good but that's like visiting Canada and only going to Toronto or some shit.

BTW, screw off with the food posts. I'm trying to drop the 10 I put on since Xmas and you bastards are killing me right now!

Really, I'd visit anywhere in the US and A. Never had a bad vacation anywhere there. No bullshit uppity attitude like I've seen in some bike-world-famous spots in Canada.

Fingers crossed for Moab '22 that was supposed to be in 2020 and then 2021 ...
flag ATV25
Posted: May 11, 2021 at 18:29 Quote
urinalmint wrote:
I wanna visit a bunch of states. Texas is high on the list. Alabama was an awesome place to visit. People are crazy friendly. Same when we drove down to Panama City. I'm going to explore California more. When I was a kid we went to a baseball tourney in Redding. Our billets took us to Eureka on a day off and I was absolutely blown away. Just amazing. I've been to LA, San Diego, San Francisco, etc,. It's all good but that's like visiting Canada and only going to Toronto or some shit.

BTW, screw off with the food posts. I'm trying to drop the 10 I put on since Xmas and you bastards are killing me right now!

Mint, where did you play in Redding ? What year ? Maybe we played against each other. What a freaking trip that would be !!!
flag urinalmint
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Posted: May 11, 2021 at 18:35 Quote
I’ll do Moab again for sure Huss. That place doesn’t disappoint. But I’m going to make a longer trip out of it. Both times I’ve been there it’s felt like we were rushed. And I need to properly check out Fruita. Grand Junction too. Shit, it could go on forever...

 


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