imagine working in a business where this crosses your email path.
"OH, and follow link below for a Selfie Stick Safety Tip, the first of it’s kind with many more in mind."
the safety police at work sent this email around about upcoming PD and whatnot, and i'm beginning to think i'm in this matrix styled dystopian nightmare where i end up dead, suffocated in bubble wrap and safety tape.
I can relate... I got this in an email last week:
Since we rolled out the Everybody Has a Hand in Safety Awareness Campaign we have had ZERO hand lacerations to date. We achieved this through choosing the right tools, using gloves and cutting away from the body. Now, we want to hear from you!
I feel like we're really just robbing Darwin at this point.
could you imagine these f*cking people trynna discover america, or build a pyramid, fight off a mongolian horde? like, what runs thru the veins of this kind of person? have they ever stood up while peeing? just picture these kumbaya f*ckers if their car broke down, or there was a raccoon in the backyard and their kids were on the swingset, or the power went out and they had to light a candle.... or they had to vote and trudeau wasn't an option. incomprehensible!
f*ck. Our 13 year old cockapoo is having bowel issues. Liquid shit and leaking pee. We've given her white rice and limited food to see if it helps. Guess it's a trip to the vet.....
I just hope it's not the beginning of the end......
Man I hope so. Vet tomorrow. I just had a full on breakdown......
Everything going on in the world.......it all stops when the fur baby is sick.
Hope your fur friend is all good Dragon ! Just had 5 masses removed from our buddy. He is such a trooper ! Had staples removed yesterday and doing well. Still at the house, awesome air show today. Man those pilots slow those BIG f*cking planes down so low you think they are going to fall out of the sky ( DC9, C130 ) Evac ordered for our area about 4:30pm. We stayed along with a couple of other neighbors. Watching embers across the valley from us 3/4 of a mile or so. Wind has died down, looking good at this point !
My 2 year old dog suddenly had a mass grow on his neck to about the size of a baseball luckily it turned out to just be an infection and antibiotics fixed him up just a couple weeks ago.
holy shit atv, thats a big fire. goddam who starts a f*cking wildfire on purpose? pardon the hot take but its like an act of terrorism. im hoping for the best for you guys. in a strange way of expressing care and understanding, sadly- a lot of us know exactly or close to what you are going thru.