Old Riders....But not "Old School"

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Old Riders....But not "Old School"
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flag Axxe
Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 17:16 Quote
Dried dingleberries fan I see.
flag ATV25
Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 17:27 Quote
The slimy crack doesn't do it for me . . .
flag husstler
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Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 17:28 Quote
sterlingmagnum wrote:
I’m not so keen on the wet butt....

Towels!
flag PACNW-MTB
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Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 17:34 Quote
sterlingmagnum wrote:
I’m not so keen on the wet butt....

Just gotta keep this handy instead of the Charmin!

photo
flag husstler
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Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 17:54 Quote
“The strength to take on tough messes”
flag Twenty6ers4life
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Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 19:19 Quote
The nice bidets have a blow dryer, (with adjustable air temp) so no wet crack or balls. Mine also has an automatic deodorizer, (charcoal filter) and heated seat, for those cold mornings. Also, I use a couple of squares of tissue at the completion of said butt wash, just to make sure you washed all remnants away. I could never go back to a regular toilet since I’ve had a bidet. They’re awesome!
flag ATV25
Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 19:27 Quote
Only have used one at an upscale hotel. Not a fan, butt I could see why some people would like them.
flag sterlingmagnum
Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 19:49 Quote
Axxe wrote:
Dried dingleberries fan I see.

Ha! Yes. I like them better than cookie dough balls.
flag ATV25
Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 19:58 Quote
"Cookie dough balls" YIKES !!!!!
flag swan3609
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Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 20:48 Quote
I would have done a bidet a long time ago, but out 1920s house doesn't have power in the corner of the house that the toilet is.. And If I am going todo it, I want a heater seat, warm water, blow dryer, etc..

Really I am just ready to build my own house.. I am so tired of dealing with old house issues.
flag Axxe
Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 22:20 Quote
swan3609 wrote:
I want a heater seat, warm water, blow dryer, etc..

Toto washlet and some nice ceiling Focal speakers. Makes my morning shit special.
flag swan3609
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Posted: Jan 23, 2022 at 23:08 Quote
Axxe wrote:
swan3609 wrote:
I want a heater seat, warm water, blow dryer, etc..

Toto washlet and some nice ceiling Focal speakers. Makes my morning shit special.

Really I want to build a house just to make a f*cking nice master bath.. I will do all the stuff myself, but I just want to make a badass bathroom.

I have remodeled 4 of my own bathrooms at this point and dozens throughout our rentals. I am ready to build my own nice one.
flag adm750
Posted: Jan 24, 2022 at 4:12 Quote
holy shit....what did I walk in to over the last couple pages Eek
flag sterlingmagnum
Posted: Jan 24, 2022 at 5:14 Quote
Axxe wrote:
swan3609 wrote:
I want a heater seat, warm water, blow dryer, etc..

Toto washlet and some nice ceiling Fecal speakers. Makes my morning shit special.

Eek
flag husstler
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Posted: Jan 24, 2022 at 5:16 Quote
adm750 wrote:
holy shit....what did I walk in to over the last couple pages Eek

Wash n fluff!

 


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