Best Chuck Norris jokes

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Best Chuck Norris jokes
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flag fantaman
Posted: Jul 4, 2009 at 7:28 Quote
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card
flag fantaman
Posted: Jul 4, 2009 at 14:06 Quote
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flag calum1more
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Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 3:05 Quote
When Chuck Norris gives you the middle finger gesture, he is telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
flag fantaman
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 3:14 Quote
Chuck Norris beats Sam Hill by 12 sec with a unicycle
flag johnrichy
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 9:59 Quote
fantaman wrote:
Chuck Norris beats Sam Hill by 12 sec with a unicycle
quoted for AMAZINGNESS
flag calum1more
O+
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 14:31 Quote
Chuck Norris does not shave, he kicks himself in the face. Only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
flag fantaman
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 14:43 Quote
Chuck norris defeated the whole Taliban army with 1 fart and he's 3rd fist
flag GoxBoxSocks
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 at 16:59 Quote
traildigger15 wrote:
chuck norris has an official theme song. it's "dead bodies everywhere" by korn

Really? I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris doesn't listen to *ag music...
flag Jolly-Roger
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 at 17:00 Quote
Cars doesn't hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hits cars
flag fantaman
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 at 17:15 Quote
Jezus can walk on water,Chuck Norris can walk on Jezus
flag ride24bikes
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 at 18:56 Quote
Chuck Norris beat up Chuck Norris.
flag brian02rider
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 at 13:20 Quote
chuck norris can move faster than usain bolt in a wheelchair.
flag fantaman
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 at 13:32 Quote
brian02rider wrote:
chuck norris can move faster than usain bolt in a wheelchair.

lol
flag gabodude
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 at 13:37 Quote
Chuck Norris is cooler than the Ultimate Cyclist.

 


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