Best Chuck Norris jokes

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Best Chuck Norris jokes
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flag bmxzach
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 at 13:46 Quote
gabodude wrote:
Chuck Norris is cooler than the Ultimate Cyclist.
thats not saying much
flag fantaman
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 at 14:00 Quote
Chuck Norris flew 2x faster in a wheelchair to the moon than the apollo 11
flag brian02rider
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 at 20:50 Quote
chuck norris has more steeze than brandon semenuk at crankworx.
flag jamiejamiejam
Posted: Jan 16, 2010 at 5:43 Quote
wow this thread has got homo.
flag harriieee
Posted: Jan 17, 2010 at 18:25 Quote
Chuck Norris can resurrect a buried thread and make ten shit comments without me getting pissed off that he´s clogging up my dashboard.

You guys, however, cannot.
flag Jolly-Roger
Posted: Jan 17, 2010 at 18:30 Quote
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
flag Domm
Posted: Jan 17, 2010 at 18:33 Quote
harriieee wrote:
Chuck Norris can resurrect a buried thread and make ten shit comments without me getting pissed off that he´s clogging up my dashboard.

You guys, however, cannot.
Use the "unsuscribe" button rather than posting your hypocritical bullshit
flag jamiejamiejam
Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 8:34 Quote
Domm wrote:
harriieee wrote:
Chuck Norris can resurrect a buried thread and make ten shit comments without me getting pissed off that he´s clogging up my dashboard.

You guys, however, cannot.
Use the "unsuscribe" button rather than posting your hypocritical bullshit

nazi
flag fantaman
Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 8:40 Quote
Chuck Norris can ride he's DH bike with out he's arms and set's a new track record at Schladming
flag Rattsl
Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 8:46 Quote
Chuck Norris won the lifetime achievement award twice.

If Chuck Norris is on the right side of the tracks, and he moves to the left, he is still on the right side of the tracks.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to worship a God. He is one.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he just pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris is the Stig.

Chuck Norris books are found on the fiction isle of book stores. Then he found out.
flag Jolly-Roger
Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 8:47 Quote
Hahahaha those are quality
flag who8mycrayon
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 at 7:28 Quote
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
flag harriieee
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 at 15:07 Quote
fantaman wrote:
Chuck Norris can ride he's DH bike with out he's arms and set's a new track record at Schladming

That is actually a contender for the least funny thing I´ve ever read.
flag GoxBoxSocks
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 at 16:25 Quote
you need to read more. that wasnt even remotely funny.
flag dbxrace
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 at 7:08 Quote
the giraffe was invented when chuck norris uppercutted a horse.

 


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