well we had just got done with this small jump line at our private spot.
and me being quite inexperienced, hit it on my higher end walmart bike, not touching brakes at all on a quite steep hill, going down insanely sketchy smile on my face the whole time, hit the last jump to flat, slip pedals, and groin area nails top tube. with a smile stilll on my face
we built this jump and this grom kid rolls in thinkin he's all that then he hits the gapper and plows into the landing tranny and like collapsed into a heap in the gap and we all jumped over his ass after haha
Well seeing as this isn't specified to mountain biking...
My friend and I were road biking, and he just got cages on his pedals, so he wasn't used to them. He rolled up to a stop, and just fell over sideways because he couldn't get his feet out.
I was biking through town and i cut some guy of and he yelled "your gona get f###en bowled some day boy.I ignored him.Then halfway down the road he was going past a driveway and a car pulled out and he was inches,and i mean 1-2 inches away from getting f##ed over by a car.I laughed so hard
i was at a mates house mukin round on a 16" kids bike and was riding on there gravel drive way and tried to ride through a gutter the front wheel got stuck in a hole about 1.5 inches deep and i went straight over the bars
my friend went off a hip and landed basically at a 90 degree angle, so he did like 5 quick little cuttie- speed wobble things before sliding out. he didt even get hurt, it just looked hilarious
About 5mins ago my mate and i were trying to launch a quarter pipe to flat.I tried a couple of times then he pedaled his ass of at the kicker on his hardtail(i was on my full sus)and he launched straight up and over it cleared it about 10feet and landed straight on his head.I thought he hurt himself real bad.He couldnt even walk properly.I wasnt acually laughing.It was a cronic launch though.
My mate and I were biking in Low Gardens and he went over a dirt half pipe and, to be fair he was getting some serious air off it. Then about the 5th time he did it, he bailed and this was after telling me how good a jumper he was, how masterful he was at everything (even though he can't ride for shit when it actually involves riding somewhere). Still, he hit this jump 5th time and bailed on it, did a forward flip over the handlebars and the bike landed on top of him. I was biking behind him, getting ready to hit it aswell but I saw him bail like this and instead of trying to act calm and finish the jump, I burst out laughing, lost concentration on the jump, bailed too but landed on top of him... So that has to be the stupidest and funniest thing I've ever seen someone do/done myself.