Nasal Saxophone wins. I would not be surprised if some Salsa owner actually carries a saxophone on a bike packing trip into the middle of Yukon. It just makes sense.
@Tajlucas I still have a bunch of hand drawn Sharpie T-shirt’s from the early T-1 days when you could send in money and get a random original art shirt. Have a couple from you, couple from Rich, and a couple from Sieben. That was the coolest shit ever as a teen to get from riders I admired. Thanks for all the beautiful riding over the years.
Hold on to those.. Closest i have is a signed fairdale patch from taj himself i got at interbike one year. "thanks for everything, man" was all i could utter.
In Portugal, Kona needs no marker. Cona is slang for female genitalia, or for someone who is a jerk. Exactly like dick is in English, which is interesting. Being a dick (caralho) in Portuguese has a positive connotation. To call someone a pussy the diminutive of cona is used (coninhas).
@pancakeflatted:They have always been around, not sure how much of a deterrent it was. Now it's not particularly the case, but there were times when I wished I had one (lol).
I got even with this lady who dissed me by removing the "IZ" from her SPECIAL ED helmet. She didn't notice for like 2 months and boy was she pissed. I guess that's not PC these days.
You’s a legend Taj! This stuff is gold! I’m buying a paint pen to put in my riding pack now! Taj was bmx for me as a youngster. Seeing his stuff in ridebmx and watching his videos is what fueled me.
I had a cube analog, added a 'demolition' BMX sticker partially covering it and later replaced it 'chocolate' skate one. Had plans for a sex wax one too, but could never a suitable size. Endless fun.
The old Glorys didn't even need the word hole after it. They were nicknamed that because of the pierced hole in the downtube... least in the circle I ran with
Taj has influenced me since I was a child. He is one of the most creative riders to every touch a bike. Always coming up with new tricks and the next fad. Watch his part from Etnies Forward.
They all made me giggle, except #4? That clearly is too witty for me to understand, can someone explain it to me please?I'm sure I'm going to regret posting this once it's explained ha-ha! :-)
When i was a kid my brother had a kona fire mountain with a crud catcher partially covering the "k". Other kids used to ask him why he rode a boner ha.
Drek? Ha! Irreverence is an time-honored tradition amongst the weirdos of the world. I fondly recall chopping up Santa Cruz skateboard stickers to say Satan Rulz back in the day. Great stuff @Tajlucas !!!
i googled it....
KONA in Polish: “Dying in Pain”
KONA in Portuguese: "Vagina"
KONA in Norwegian: "The Wife"
Closest i have is a signed fairdale patch from taj himself i got at interbike one year.
"thanks for everything, man" was all i could utter.
Yea you’re right, some much better cartoons on insta.
Very common (and expensive) coolers in the US.
Like 20000 yrs ago you shot me in the face with a rubber band while at Woodward (think: Kilmer, Stander-man, Drkn 4.5.).
If I bring a rubber band to SeaOtter, can I even the score? ????
Other kids used to ask him why he rode a boner ha.
I thought you were supposed to tape off your SCOTT logo so it says SLUT?
I have a bunch a friend with Spe and I just buy a lot of Sharpies
just wondering reaction of “made in china boutique” owner when someone write something with permanent marker on their brand new 3,5k frame
*can confirm
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