The Pacific Northwest is known for its massive trail building community. This video pokes fun at the stereotypes and characters who spend countless hours creating the amazing trails we are lucky to have in our backyard. To all trail builders, we love you.
Created by Skye Schillhammer and Oliver Parish for the Whatcom Mountain Bike Coalition Shoot the Trails fundraiser event
having gone from loner builder to dealing with club micromanager, i gotta say this was a hoot! props to transition bikes for nailing it. it was like an SNL version of trailbuilder types.
Ha, the BMX one hit close to home. I would like to add "The Shovelprop" - The shovelprop is the dude who shows up every once in a while to "dig" and just ends up talking at you while holding a spade/flat and doing no work.
I always pack a saw when I ride a few days after strong winds. It is not a big effort or time investment to clear a trail from a fallen tree, but I like to think about all the riders that will not have their flow ruined by it.
@kjjohnson: We have nice rocky terrain, so it takes but a few minutes to stack rocks to get over some downed trees. There is one on my regular ride right now and I like the extra little challenge to get over it.
@mrtoodles: bought one about a month back. Just amazing. I don't even notice it in my pack and I can clear out anything up to 8" diameter or so without issue.
Lone trail builders build the best stuff. One mans vision. You don't like the trail? Meet my shovel! Thanks for keeping the whole trail build thing light hearted. To all trail builders: l luv ya!
This is pure class, we've seen them all and everything in between, one thing seems to thing true no matter where you are in the world, the harvest is plentiful, the workers few
Is there a "build anything you can especially crazy sketchy backyard stuff that probably shouldn't be ridden off, pieced together with anything you can carry/that isn't bolted down, requires careful balancing, makes your family think you're mentally disturbed, but is super fun" category?
What about the "constantly thinks of things in terms of how they could be ridden... e.g. stump, live tree, boulder, roof, neighbor's downed tree, far-off mountain range, rock pile on the side of the interstate, quarry, etc."?
Could add 3 more sub-breeds of the noble builder.....the Crusty Old-schooler...the Woodfinger (cedar on everything -- I loooooove cedar!)....and the Noob.
I remember building in the woodlot and having people poaching new trails under construction asking if we can just move all the tools so they can ride thru. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to do what the last builder did
You could just imagine the scene: Lone secret trail builder in a ghillie suit hacking the back cut when two hollerin dudes barrel in. Ghillie suited builder jumps into the shrubbery to vanish before he is spotted. Dudes skid up to the end of the fresh cut trail and be all like "Wtf? It just ends". Beer can rolls out of shrubs.
AKA: Locals only? I understand the desire and why, but if you ever ride trails others have built, it's kinda a dick move unless you also put into "public' trails.
@lostlunchbox: Not necessarily (though I am sure it happens)... There are a lot of examples of trails that were built in secrecy (and considered rogue) that ended up getting adopted into legitimate status by the associated land managers.
@watermouse: when I was building a secret trail I would imagine myself like Arnold in Predator or some soldier out on patrol in Nam. Any odd sound I would hunker down behind a tree or bush under my camo wicker hat. Became a fun game but it also made me super paranoid. If I could have a super power it would be to instantly be able to sculpt awesome trails with my mind.
transition nailed it once again. as a rogue 'lone builder', i have moved to a new town and have worked as a grunt on a ski hill park and also under the supervision of a club building in bc parks. i am about to crack. thank god ski season is imminent.
@leelau: Hey Lee. We moved to Vernon. Between the fires, evacuation, real estate insururance issues, we did a lot of couch surfing, and house sitting. My wife has sisters here, there is skiing, golf and mt biking within driving range. Not my norm, but I will figure it out. Cheers...
If you touch dirt around the Boise, ID area, you will be thrown in jail and they will place approximately 6 more slow zones, 4 more water bars, and designate 3 more hiking only trails.
No idea what you're talking about...but could you just move that pile of rocks from there to over here? It'll take like 10 minutes and I've already got tools and beers staged.
Very good, I'm part minimalist, part loner without the anger. ( only because no one else builds).. although someone built berms on one of my tracks that was only a few weeks old. That made me angry, and they didn't last long.
Great video almost spitted out my coffee at work the Loner I can relate to that ....locals only OMG that fool with like 10 Gopros lmao ... complainer I think we all have one in each riddin crew ours don't like to dig and talks plenty of shizznit huh prime Dawg
Lol... Minimalist! That was literally me and my friends last group ride. Take them out to a forested hill I found Me: So you see, you sort of shoot through this super narrow tree gap, then around this pit, weave the ferns, tight turns around these trees, over this other tree, and a sharp right hander between those big cedars, around the right one, over the creek, through the bushes... My friends: At least let us bend back that bushy tree so we don't have to ride through/over it Me: Naw man it's fine, just careful on your balance pedals and brakes, it's steep and loose... *snap*crack* (They won on the bush tree argument) Me: Um ok, I'll just grab my bike and meet you... guys? ... can I drop? You there? Hello? Faint echoes: WOOOOO! We're already down!
Also not gonna lie, I had a little complainer in me once lol
What about "jumpf*ckers" the arch nemesis of the DJ/BMXer. Too gammin to hit the jumps so they shovel the lips off. If I find them, no one else ever will.
maybe it's local issue, but over here we also have the strava-social media builder, they actually scout,discover, build , named and share perfectly shaped new trails from their phone lol
Comes with me on every other ride, and gets used about every other ride.
Best £5 I ever spent.
Transition wins.
Meet my shovel!
Thanks for keeping the whole trail build thing light hearted.
To all trail builders: l luv ya!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mKj0RxLhk
Beer can rolls out of shrubs.
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Take them out to a forested hill I found
Me: So you see, you sort of shoot through this super narrow tree gap, then around this pit, weave the ferns, tight turns around these trees, over this other tree, and a sharp right hander between those big cedars, around the right one, over the creek, through the bushes...
My friends: At least let us bend back that bushy tree so we don't have to ride through/over it
Me: Naw man it's fine, just careful on your balance pedals and brakes, it's steep and loose...
*snap*crack* (They won on the bush tree argument)
Me: Um ok, I'll just grab my bike and meet you... guys? ... can I drop? You there? Hello?
Faint echoes: WOOOOO! We're already down!
Also not gonna lie, I had a little complainer in me once lol
plus I must be honest with myself ==> loner micromanager who will bury you if you ride my trails when they are peanut butter
If I find them, no one else ever will.
NO MORE! I'm off to be "The Loner", but less Grump, more Stoke.
Based on this, I guess I am a hybrid of several (but not all).
I need this beer belt...