6 Tips to Get Your Boyfriend Hooked on Mountain Biking

Apr 1, 2018
by Sarah Moore  
Tip #1: Equipment

Get him a cheap hardtail, or he can use your old bike. He probably won’t notice if the brakes and gears don’t work, if it has a slow leak, or if it's a couple sizes too small, so don’t worry if the bike you lend him is a bit janky and one that you would never be caught dead on.

As for apparel, whatever you have lying around is fine. He'll feel much more confident shredding in your hand-me-downs.

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Tip #2: Expectations

You should expect to ride your regular speed on your regular trails. Don’t adjust your expectations.

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Tip #3: Trails

Don’t worry about fundamentals like braking or shiftingbefore you start. He can learn them on your favourite black diamond trail!

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Tip #4: Speed

Don’t wait for him, or if you do, make a pointed remark about how long you've been waiting. It’s frustrating and discouraging to be waited for all the time, and his defiant rage will ensure that he learns quickly. He'll also be ever so impressed with your alpha female abilities.

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Tip #5: Advice

Since you're a good mountain biker, you are probably an excellent teacher. Tell him things are easy, and to lay off the brakes. It's good to give a lot of pointers "look ahead, don't brake too hard with your front brake, feet parallel to the ground" all at once before you drop in to confuse him.

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Tip #6: Group Rides

Your boyfriend will be a lot more comfortable if you bring him out on a big group ride with all of your friends. For beginners, it's great to feel like you're slower than everyone and holding up the group. He'll be zipping around in no time since the pressure of keeping up will really get to him!

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With these tips, you're bound to keep the couples therapy to a minimum.

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Good luck!

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43 Comments
  • 295 5
 My girlfriend got me into mountain biking by bringing me to to one of those yeti tribe gatherings. I showed up on a $500 hardtail while everyone else was on those beautiful turk wise enduro machines. The ride was really fun but the "gathering" itself got super weird, especially at night. At around midnight I came out of my tent and noticed that everyone was naked around the fire, including a bunch of pro riders like Rude and Kelly. Seriously, everyone was completely naked, with the exception of Nate Hills, who was wearing his gopro and gimbal. They were all chanting some weird ass shit and swaying around like a bunch of tripped out hippies. Richie Rude was on this wooden platform thing leading the chant. Lots of people were bowing to him. After a few minutes, a goat was lifted up to the platform, where Richie (who btw has absolutely massive nipples), said some prayers and then slit the goats throat. Everyone went wild and started covering themselves in blood. Weird night, probably won't go to another.
  • 67 2
 That was funnier that the article.
  • 31 2
 True story. I was there. But I ate too many of those "Colorado Cookies" and don't remember much after the blood covered orgy part. The group ride the next morning was "weird" as no one made eye contact.
  • 3 48
flag flipoffthemonkeys (Apr 1, 2018 at 6:23) (Below Threshold)
 yeah, cool story bro...
  • 8 44
flag Santamtnbiker (Apr 1, 2018 at 6:49) (Below Threshold)
 Disgusting. And that kids is why you don’t drink alcohol.
  • 15 2
 I'm glad I'm not the only one relieved to find out the size of Richie's nipples.
  • 11 1
 You won pinkbike today
  • 15 0
 @pictureman1: Thanks but I don't actually have a girlfriend.
  • 10 0
 @scottay2hottay: I knew something about that story seemed skewed.
  • 4 0
 That was epic! Congrats on making me laugh.
  • 6 9
 I was at the same gathering, but I had a different experience. My frame broke on the group ride, I went to my tent and cried because my $3,000 frame was now worth $0, and no one wanted to buy my used 26er used parts on Pinkbike. Missed the party more ways then one. (Disclaimer: most of this story is true, rip sb66c) sad face.
  • 45 5
 Do they have 'men only' MTB camps where you can develop some solid riding skills without the pressure and expectations placed on you by your girlfriend/wife? (Not to mention the gender-specific clothing and estrogen-fest that usually makes me wish I just stayed home and did chores around the house)
  • 21 0
 I can't believe I've neglected this so long. All this time I've been focusing my energy on trying to get a male basketball league alternative. I really hope the MenBA takes off.
  • 14 0
 Clearly this is a poorly though out article. First time riders should always be put on an old dirt jumper with semi slicks, only rear rim brakes (out of tune) and a Z1 from 2001. The cut seatpost is key to helping them get over the fear and suffering of climbing, if you give him a seat he is just going to sit on it, so at least make it one of those bmx style nonadjustable plastic ones.
  • 12 1
 The lady in my life loves leaving me in a sobbing mess as she speeds off up the hills then cruises back down while I'm still pedalling up.
  • 1 0
 Must be tiring
  • 13 1
 This is exactly how my girlfriend talked me into sex. Now we’re married and have 2 kids!
  • 17 5
 Same here, but the gal stopped riding as soon as I put the ring on it...
  • 7 1
 @WAKIdesigns: I echo your pain
  • 5 1
 Sex lasts as long as the wedding cake. Pro tip; avoid that cake like the plague.
  • 3 1
 My girlfriend lured me into sex. It's the pinnacle of your life I guess, but I don't want kids. I feel I was unfairly lured into it. I avoid women so I don't have kids, I've seen my life deteriorate over the last 20 years.
  • 1 0
 @WAKIdesigns: no riding or sex after marriage.
  • 5 0
 My wife talked me into sex by saying "OK".
40 years later....it still works.
  • 1 2
 @weebleswobbles: you can always Treat it as a gym to stay fit and ready mate. Pornhub and hand exclusivity is no good man... but I still hate her for quitting riding
  • 4 0
 @rufusvip Step 6 must have been interesting
  • 1 0
 @JarrodB: Nah, the pressure was horrible! And I messed up all my lines, cased, fell off, missed the corner, and well... kids...
  • 9 0
 I think it’s funny because everyone seems to think women couldn’t possibly be into mountain biking without their boyfriends wanting them too. Well I just like it and started without a boys input.
  • 6 1
 Great article, however it’s all wrong. I really think it would be better to give them a fighting chance and start out with a $10000 carbon bike, all the sweetest new gear, pay for a tone of lessons and years of spin class sessions. That way they will have all appreciation of knowing how good it feels to use eagle instead of alivio and how good it feels to be able to keep up with the pack instead of being dropped. I think this would bypass all the sad sad feelings and growth associated with getting better at something this leading to a rewarding life long enjoyment of cycling, or enduroing and possibly the chance to flick Richies nips.
  • 4 0
 I think I did most if not all of these things to my wife in some form or another. She now rides a Bronson and gets out as much as she can despite my poor introduction of the sport to her.
  • 4 2
 Number one: buy him a real mountainbike
Number two: watch him having the time of his live
Number three: after buying him a real bike, let him buy you "some" new parts (just "some" like an EAGLE drivetrain or a Fox 40 Kashima)
  • 5 1
 Tip #7 and the only tip you will need is to mention the after ride beers.
  • 4 0
 Best part of mtn biking. "Let's hurry up and shred so we can have some beers!"
  • 4 0
 I wish I can find a girlfriend in mountain biking Frown
  • 1 0
 I don’t know if I like the article more or the comments section!

Don’t forget to direct your man to the article on how to pump a tyre and lock his bike effectively.
  • 1 1
 How a women gets a man into MTB. Haha great April fools..im kidding ladies. I only wish my wife would shred with me instread of shredding me for how much money I spend.
  • 2 0
 lmao
  • 2 3
 so guys have to work this hard: www.pinkbike.com/video/477532 But girls can just tell us to suck it up, sounds bout right.
  • 1 1
 Haha! The first picture shows a bike from Criterium Bicycles in Colorado Springs, CO. That's the shop I work at!
  • 1 0
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