Video: Eddie Masters Gets Fat

Mar 2, 2015
by John Colthorpe  
Views: 140,670    Faves: 1,363    Comments: 61


Ed has taken a break from his #Enduro training to focus on what he feels is a more important and revolutionary type of cycling. He has fully committed his body and soul to the Fatbiking era and will continue to eat and train as much as he can until he stands on top of the box at the Fatbiking World Series.

Ed is interested in hearing from the following companies in relation to sponsorship... McDonalds, Burger King, Carl's Jr, Wendys and KFC.


MENTIONS @eivomedia @BGM2015




159 Comments

  • + 396
 This was hilarious until he started shredding harder on a rigid fatbike than I ever will on my Enduro. Thanks Eddie Masters for ruining my self-esteem
  • + 113
 That drop... :O
  • + 130
 Those crocs...
  • + 87
 my wrists and ankles hurt from watching that drop
  • + 46
 That was awesome. You know any video with Eddie Masters is gonna be great.
  • + 18
 Love it, Rock'in the Crocs on Fat, Giddy Up
  • + 7
 Banger
  • + 5
 Crocs actually have 510 like grip on flat pedals! I am guilty of slipping on a pair for a quick lap around the local trails! Just watch that sticks don't flick up into the holes and cut up your feet..
  • + 64
 Sorry to do this @rubenetihw, but you got some neg props coming your way. I'm sure you're a nice guy and all....but admitting to riding in crocs, is unforgivable
  • + 112
 I should have known better.. I guess riding in crocs is kinda like riding a fat chick, good fun but you wouldn't tell your mates
  • + 11
 Guys I almost spit out my cereal Big Grin
  • + 15
 I'm surprised he didn't make an enduro joke when he was shortcutting through the bushes! XD
  • + 12
 Is that drop the same one the XC boys were doing at Rotorua? That makes it even funnier!

www.pinkbike.com/news/xc-champs-rotorua-bike-festival-video-2015.html
  • + 1
 classic
  • + 2
 He missed the obvious point about fat bikes in that they let you take "enduro lines" down the mountain as he very well demonstrated Wink Smile
  • + 1
 what i was thinking
  • + 196
 That awkward moment when eddie wearing a fat suit and crocs, on a rigid fat bike, and wearing a motorcycle helmet shreds better then you...
  • - 209
flag panaphonic (Mar 1, 2015 at 16:33) (Below Threshold)
 Speak for yourself.
  • + 162
 Ok sorry Brandon Semenuk^
  • - 141
flag panaphonic (Mar 1, 2015 at 19:26) (Below Threshold)
 Actually my name is Brook.
  • + 107
 Speak for yourself^
  • + 26
 lmao
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flag panaphonic (Mar 1, 2015 at 20:32) (Below Threshold)
 I'm sorry you all suck at riding bikes. Feel free to vent your uncoordinated anger at me via negative props.
  • + 60
 You are extremely butthurt^
  • - 113
flag panaphonic (Mar 1, 2015 at 20:52) (Below Threshold)
 I just re watched it. Your kidding right? I've overshot all those jumps by more than that. Not on a Fat bike and crocs of course.
  • - 110
flag panaphonic (Mar 1, 2015 at 20:55) (Below Threshold)
 I'm not certain what butthurt is but I'm quite happy thank-you.
  • + 146
 Brook is a very pretty name, I was thinking of naming my daughter that Smile
  • + 65
 Even Gwin's 2013 season wasn't as bad as your trolling....
  • + 63
 On behalf on New Zealand. i would like to apologise for panaphonic and his unnecessarily cocky ways. hang your head in shame sir! letting the team down
  • + 29
 @KeyweeDH He's probably an Aussie in disguise.
  • + 12
 @panaphonic is driving with Negprop Police, get some sense of humor people! Aaaand I bet he rides better than you guys, even better than Ed... all the best of luck in this World Cup season Brook!
  • - 4
flag BullseyeXer (Mar 2, 2015 at 4:52) (Below Threshold)
 @WAKIdesigns "i bet he rides better than you guys" speak for yourself mate.
  • + 0
 Hahaha - you're from Stockholm!
  • - 12
flag BullseyeXer (Mar 2, 2015 at 6:17) (Below Threshold)
 @WAKIdesgins what are you trying to say old man? i saw in one of your comments that you like AXE you must be very lonely mate
thinking that AXE will give you girls Haha! what do you do with your crosscountry bike except biking to your work and having some skärgårdsmys?
  • + 22
 Nothing. I ride it to work only, and what's wrong about that? BTW I am done with girls, my favorite one in the world is 3 years old, and you have at least 5 years od puberty ahead of you, wondering whether they like it when you eat it for them or not, whether you should wank before a date or not, whether it is long enough, whether you last long enough, whether she faked it or not, why isn't she calling, why does she act like that. And then you have to go to school ahahahahahah, Njahahahaha! How's exams going? Do you have a lot of homework? Does your mom like your grades? When was the last time your mom told you that you can't go out riding because you should study? Do you know what do you want to study after you go out of highschool? Oh oh... I give you easier one: what do you want to do next week? Njahahahahahahah. Skärgårdsmys?! really - you tell me! - There I said it!!!
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flag BullseyeXer (Mar 2, 2015 at 6:48) (Below Threshold)
 Hahaha fast reply mate! nothing wrong with that xD why did you take puberty up lol, honestly thats just fkd up what you said, i see that you had some problems when you were young btw what do you mean with "wondering whether you should eat it for her or not"? dont get it. well everybody are not the same as you so keep riding your bike to work and go to twitter or whatever if you want to talk to kids about puberty lol. Hahahaha you will need more luck old man good luck when your doughter is in puberty Hahahaha! cya mate! Big Grin
  • + 10
 Your mother smells of blue berries!
  • - 12
flag BullseyeXer (Mar 2, 2015 at 6:58) (Below Threshold)
 Hahaha first time i saw an old man writing your mom jokes haha i guess you are still stuck in your wierd puberty!.
  • + 4
 I'm not in puberty - are you serious? I don't get you at all... I am 33, I have a V60 T5 - do you have problems with sun tan?
  • - 13
flag BullseyeXer (Mar 2, 2015 at 7:14) (Below Threshold)
 Haha now you wanna talk about what i have Hahaha go to twitter mate!. I know that you are not in your wierd puberty anymore lol, i mean that you are like a little kid writing your mom jokes and now you are saying everything you have to make me fell bad i guess, you are comparing yourself with a 16 years old kid, haha dont forget facebook! dont you have work to do? i dont think your fuel to your car and everything you have is going to pay itself lol Haha!.
  • + 3
 I don't want you to feel bad, I am just screwing with you. I am using "Göteborgsk ironi" on you, trying to sound as serious as I can while taking a piss at someone. Sorry, I hoped I am better at it - Cheers! I have nothing against Stockholm people, I just hate Skåningar because I can't get what they are saying, probably living a sentiment of being Danish again.
  • - 6
flag BullseyeXer (Mar 2, 2015 at 7:31) (Below Threshold)
 Haha i see, Haha why did you change your comment? well i never heard about Göterborgsk ironi but i think yours sucks,
who said anything about skåningar nvm good luck with your riding old man!
Cheers!
  • - 2
 Everyone has to have a scape goat, it is healthy for you, and the less relevant group it is, the better.
  • + 4
 Oooo! A s#@!storm. Cool.
  • + 5
 I like tacos.
  • + 13
 What is skärgårdsmys?
  • - 1
 @goffhorner skärgårdsmys is when you go to some islands and have a cozy/comfortable time for an exampel,
you go to an island and watch the sunset wih your bike Haha like @WAKIdesigns do! xD
i bet it was you WAKIdesigns that did some fake acc and gave me dislikes
on my comments that was better than yours! btw didnt get your last comment sorry mate.
  • - 1
 BAHAHAHHA i feel sorry for you @WAKIdesigns i rewatched the comments, nice new changes you did there!!! xD
well good luck with your riding to work and your skärgårdsmys and go to twitter if you wanna talk to kids!
cya fellas!
  • + 165
 "Who wants a two and a half inch tire when you can have a four? Ladies one at a time please."
  • + 15
 Best Line EVER!!!
  • - 7
flag ScottStedman (Mar 1, 2015 at 22:33) (Below Threshold)
 @EKrum I dunno dude. People say A-Line at Whistler is pretty great.
  • + 108
 I'm a fat ass rider. No really, I'm 265lbs. I started at 310 a few months ago but I push my limit every ride. It's getting me places.
  • + 34
 But seriously. Now I know what I look like to thr rest of you on the trail. I'm more determined now.
  • + 49
 Good on you man. If you're having fun you're doing it right! Also congrats on a huge weight loss!
  • + 21
 Nice one man. it's hard work, but it's worth it.
  • + 12
 Congrats! Keep it up! Smile
  • + 19
 Thanks guys, much appreciated. Finding MTB saved my life, literally. Without it I don't know if I would have ever found that motivation. I use to race BMX as a kid so I've always had a passion for riding but when I first bought a MTB and the tires hit the dirt I knew I found my sport and motivation. I'm going to get there. I have zero doubt. Keep pumping. I'm even hitting some pretty decent size jumps now.
  • + 13
 I cannot stop watching this video. I get this video is a parody, but to me this is very personal battle that this man is making fun of and shaming me and it really fucking hurts how I view myself. I know I am the one who got myself into this mess and I will be the one to get myself out of it. I am all for accountability but really hits me hard and I am going to burn it into my fucking mind.
  • + 67
 video of the year
  • + 10
 defnitely
  • - 43
flag RedBurn (Mar 1, 2015 at 16:27) (Below Threshold)
 or not
  • + 4
 At least the best Fat Bike edit so far... I'm having a hard time taking these bikes seriously, especially the expensive models. Fat bikes are to mtb what fixies were to road biking last decade...slow and temporarily trendy.
  • - 1
 Whats a fixie?
  • + 1
 In all seriousness ( I forget the name of the vid ) the guy that rode his fat bike to "work" was hitting huge hits and bangin berms making it look fun. Never had one out on the trail, but I wouldn't shy away from buying a used one for a few hundred bucks just to add it to the stable.
  • + 2
 @somismtb is this it? a href="http://www.pinkbike.com/news/24-fat-bike-shredding-video-2014.html">Fat Bike Shredding/a>
I liked this video also and it kills me when I can't put a name or title to something.
  • + 1
 That's the video!
  • + 3
 I wish I could give you more props
  • + 61
 Affordable body armor.
  • + 41
 I've been having a rough day... I'm no longer having a rough day..
  • + 26
 If love to see what UCI would do with Ed Masters showing up on a fat bike
  • + 20
 I was wondering when somebody would make Fatbikes look cool, but I wasn't expecting that after the first part of that video...
  • + 4
 You should check out what Chris Akrigg can do on one.
  • + 22
 This is awesome!
  • + 19
 Off to buy a pair of crocs now !!
  • + 10
 *Less uncool
  • + 4
 Shimano Jesus Romanian SPD Also, I'm from Poland, so as a national tradition, a pair of white socks would increase the coolnes level over 9000
  • + 18
 Another classic from Eddie!
  • + 14
 Did you see how he destroyed that log? Way better then a 29er. Fat bikes can clearly roll over anything.
  • + 4
 Yep, it's simple science
  • + 1
 And they're nimble too
  • + 2
 Oh my god... ....fatbike 29er enduros...
  • - 7
flag WAKIdesigns (Mar 2, 2015 at 7:09) (Below Threshold)
 deadbeat - fatbikes are not nimble - it's simple physics
  • + 4
 Well they pull chicks - it's simple physics
  • - 1
 There is nothing about chicks in physics. A real scientist or true engineer would never be interested in chicks, he commits himself to progress, always giving his best to the task, taking humanity to the next level, he would never allow himself to follow the vague urges of the body above which he transcends with the power of reason. We should now have 1 minute of silence to celebrate those devoted, graceful beings, in hope that there will be a day when we can reach at least first level of their conscioussness, that will give us logic and reason to percieve the world like they do. We can hope that it will happen before we die, because as we were told by the great Professor Richard Dawkins, nothing happens after we die, so there are no more chances, and we have to make the best of the time that is given to us to enrich our genes, hoping that one day our blood line will achieve the honor of having a scientist or an engineer in it. Hail science, full of logic, the reason is with thee, dignified by thy name, recognized be the fruit of thy work, on earth is in the lab. Let chemicals take care of our disappearing conscioussness in the hour of our death in hope that body be cremated and energy from combustion be utilized to power a test rig in a lab. So help me Logic, Amen
  • + 7
 This was great, thanks for the laugh... Especially the "They pull bitches" part.

Still not quite sure how you managed all of that without getting hurt.

I hope the strange guy I see riding his fat bike around the area sees this video
  • + 11
 Fattastic
  • + 7
 I have watched this 3 times now and still almost in tears. This is one hell of a vid for sure a vpd of the future. Shred on Ed!
  • + 10
 that just made my day
  • + 7
 That was easily the most compelling argument for fatbikes I've ever seen. Awesome Eddie, Cheers!
  • + 8
 Digin that body armor
  • + 8
 FAT TO FLAT !
  • + 6
 Ed masters, You're my hero
  • + 6
 hey ed whitecastle would be another great sponsor
  • + 7
 We don't know what that is in New Zealand.
  • + 9
 But we have pies glorious pies....
  • + 4
 Masters brothers is one of the best thing that has happened to the DHWC in a long time.
  • + 4
 haahahahahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 3
 It's funny videos like this that really show off the talent difference between them and I.
  • + 2
 Way to go for lightening up the race training scene with some much needed humor! Now if all the commentators could stay in the spirit....
  • + 3
 No one can give me shit for wearing jandals OR crocs now. Because Edwardo Masters.
  • + 3
 I'm going right out and getting a fatbike.
  • + 2
 Saltwater Crocs. Hahahahahaha! But really, no thats some fine skills there.
  • + 3
 This is the friggin best video I've seen in a while lmao!
  • + 2
 FAT BIKES ARE HERE TO STAY..... Please lord.....you have to be playing some cruel practical joke!
  • - 28
flag UtahBikeMike (Mar 1, 2015 at 15:26) (Below Threshold)
 Have you ever ridden one for more than an hour?

I think people need to loose the right to talk crap on them until they actually ride one
  • + 10
 I rode one around the inside of a Canadian Tire store once
  • + 2
 Eddie Masters = Absolute Hero!.... Hope both of the master smash this year...
  • + 3
 I always thought those things were for snow riding.
  • + 5
 You simply wear socks under your crocs when riding in snow Razz
  • + 3
 Only Eddie Masters! Too funny.
  • + 4
 That was hilarious.
  • + 3
 came for comments. I am not disappointed.
  • + 3
 That was awesome! Eddie is the man! And soundtrack couldn´t be better...
  • - 2
 All I keep hearing is "Fetbike" due to the accent. Makes sense as FatBikes are just like fetishes. Fixation on the strange for the thrill of doing something different or something you're not supposed to be doing. Not saying it doesn't look fun...
  • + 3
 Best fat bike vid yet!
  • + 1
 I thought that Wyn Masters was a hard case but Eddie, well that a hole new level.
  • + 3
 Killing it Ed!
  • + 3
 he must be so so sweaty
  • + 1
 Refreshing video ! Ed is ready to contract with Michelin as BIBENDUM Biker for sponsorship ! Smile Smile
  • + 2
 Lol that's alot of mc dicks
  • + 2
 That just made my Monday so much more enjoyable! Thanks Eddie....
  • + 3
 painful
  • + 1
 what exactly are fat bikes for?, what kind of trail are they good for?, sandy beaches? snow? desert?
  • + 3
 Hahah two thumbs up
  • + 3
 he rocks the crocs
  • + 3
 Sick fat
  • + 2
 Arsome Eddie, funny as Frick, and Sick as Shit!!!
  • + 3
 Great
  • + 3
 hahahahahahaha
  • + 3
 That helmet though Wink
  • + 2
 the scene where he's waiting in the shuttle queue, where is that?!!
  • + 4
 its in rotorua at the redwoods
  • + 3
 A genuine LOL
  • + 2
 whens the next fat bike world cup?
  • + 3
 Pure comedic gold
  • + 3
 One of the best...
  • + 3
 Hilarious!
  • + 0
 the guys' faces at 1'58 are priceless
  • + 3
 That helmet.
  • + 1
 Fantastic. Thanks from up above Smile
  • + 1
 Thanks Eddie. .. ..hahhahaaaaa
  • + 2
 lol out loud
  • + 1
 I pissed my self, that was awesome man!
  • + 1
 No problem going big with pillows like that...
  • + 1
 Fucken funny as hell
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