Enter to Win An Assos Prize Pack - Pinkbike's Advent Calendar Giveaway

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sewer-rat FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:10)

On the thirteenth day of Christmas Pinkbike clickbaited me for,
13 skinny fit trail kits
12 cornering Kaisers
11 kickass Kuat racks
.......10...... Reverb beating droppers......
9 Hayes “huckin” hampers,
8 refreshing repair stands,
7 Brendog (got robbed) bundles,
6 Jizzing Joysticks
.......... 5... surprisingly priced Siskiu’s!!!!...........
4 functional Forefront’s,
3 detailed dentist stems,
2 pairs of over priced goggles
and some brakes to stop me hugging a treeee.

(baritone voice) and some donuts for Mike Leeevvvyyyy

Bad santa / troll edition
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erdinc (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:19)

İts going to be a mess :S

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rudymedea (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:50)

Hang on, how does a jersey and a pair of shorts come to 300 bucks?

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Kramz (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:57)

Bike shorts here are 170$, I buy cheapos for like 40$ 50$.

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powturn FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 1:36)

Targeted at those with cash to pay someone else to wipe their Assos for them...

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fewnofrwgijn (Dec 13, 2019 at 1:38)

It has TWO pockets, my $120 shorts only have one pocket, that alone is worth the price tbh

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gcrider FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 1:59)

Assos is fantastic quality that last years and years. Far longer than their styling stays in fashion.

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nyhc00 (Dec 13, 2019 at 2:21)

I just stock up on the guide shorts from Eddie Bauer.
www.eddiebauer.com/p/12951064/mens-clothing?sp=1&size=&color=Storm

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ctd07 (Dec 13, 2019 at 4:23)

Why wear shorts when jeans are clearly more winninger!

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bishopsmike (Dec 13, 2019 at 5:08)

@gcrider: There is no effing correlation between paying $170US for shorts, and them lasting for years. Are they gently cupping my nuts at that price?

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Cashallen (Dec 13, 2019 at 5:13)

@Kramz: fox has sales in their stuff for around $50

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ceecee (Dec 13, 2019 at 8:18)

@bishopsmike: I've some bibs from '07 that continue to cup & aerate gently. Sadly this prize pack doesn't include a chamois, and cargo shorts are a poor use of pockets.

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gcrider FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 10:47)

For $170 I will @bishopsmike:

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gcrider FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 10:59)

I think you will struggle to find shit bike shorts at that price. @bishopsmike: groundeffect.co.nz are consumer direct that is also great quality, last for years , and Maybe more affordable for you.

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powturn FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 11:40)

@ceecee: Truth: must admit Assos bibs are the bomb, took years of searching to find something cheaper that my taint likes as well. As for pockets: snag-able forearm zipper on jersey & bouncy cargo pockets on baggies? WTF, do Assos designers actually take tires off the tarmac? Even for skiing, pocket placement is way too low to be functional!

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bishopsmike (Dec 13, 2019 at 16:52)

@gcrider: considering...

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fruitsd79 (Dec 14, 2019 at 11:31)

@ctd07: I have a pair of cutoff old wranglers that are actually great riding shorts.

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bikes-cost-too-much-now FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:11)

Any company brave enough to have the word 'Ass' in it's name gets a +1 from me!

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Staktup (Dec 13, 2019 at 3:58)

I hope to win a bunch of Assos. I hope my Assos come clean and smelling nice. I would prefer my Assos to fit tight and not not too loose. I hope my Assos are durable and won’t tear easily. Who else loves dem some Assos?

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Dropthedebt (Dec 13, 2019 at 4:02)

Just hope your Assos doesn't tear a new hole...

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MTBOB (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:06)

I need a new riding kit, so if everyone could kindly turn a blind eye to today's giveaway, that'd be much appreciated.

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oldfaith FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:11)

Done

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Mooka (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:21)

Got your back.

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noapathy (Dec 13, 2019 at 8:26)

I wasn't lookin' at your assos. I swear!

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rrolly (Dec 13, 2019 at 6:25)

Is it just me, or does that green invisible mannequin need a bra?

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oldmanhucking (Dec 13, 2019 at 7:55)

This one had me in tears......thank you for that

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noapathy (Dec 13, 2019 at 8:24)

Those are moobs. All dentists have 'em.

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pink505 (Dec 13, 2019 at 7:20)

The dentist have their bikes now the proctologists have their bike clothing brand!

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bye-bye (Dec 13, 2019 at 4:38)

Honey, does my ass look fat in these Assos?

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borisimobike (Dec 13, 2019 at 4:43)

What do you get the man (or woman) who already has everything? Another pair of Assos.

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Sheldon760 (Dec 13, 2019 at 7:13)

When they’re dirty they wipe clean. If they’re muddy it may take multiple wipes.

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nordland071285 (Dec 13, 2019 at 17:04)

Unless you're fortunate enough to achieve the 'glory wipe'

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Deadclmbr FL (Dec 13, 2019 at 4:40)

Is that a forearm pocket????

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Staktup (Dec 13, 2019 at 5:01)

Don’t eat too many tacos or else you may blow out your Assos

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gravitysucks53 (Dec 13, 2019 at 10:25)

Dang Alice.... went to their site, and a short sleeve Jersey is $119 USD? wow.....

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Sshredder (Dec 13, 2019 at 10:29)

How do you pronounce that ass hoes? Check out my new assos. ,

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AndrewHornor (Dec 13, 2019 at 16:09)

When I win, I can't wait to coat my new $300 outfit in mud on the first ride

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BCtrailrider (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:09)

These look awesome! Hope I win (but probably not)

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JohanG (Dec 13, 2019 at 4:25)

Thank you Assos and thank you Pinkbike staff for organizing this as we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior.

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bishopsmike (Dec 13, 2019 at 5:10)

You mean Tippie?

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PinkyScar (Dec 13, 2019 at 5:42)

Only the best for Jebus. Lol.

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JohanG (Dec 14, 2019 at 8:13)

Do you heathens even know what Advent is? Lol

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nordland071285 (Dec 13, 2019 at 8:26)

As great as these are, I'm not wasting my luck on a bunch of tshirts

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owl-X (Dec 13, 2019 at 10:26)

TOTES. AND THEYRE ALSO CALLT ASSOS. AND I GOT MORE SHORTS THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. CATCH ME ON MONDAY.

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matt-15 (Dec 13, 2019 at 15:56)

That blue is really nice, but so is the red one on their website

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KDominik (Dec 13, 2019 at 0:16)

Nice set ????????

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TylerG96 (Dec 13, 2019 at 8:54)

did i win yet?

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jaked (Dec 13, 2019 at 9:53)

huh huh he said ass...