Kirt Vories Launches Recline Magazine

Aug 10, 2017
by steve remer  
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Kirt Voreis and his pals have been mucking about on recumbent bikes a bit over the last few years (usually when they're injured), with them popping up here and there. Now they're taking it to a whole new level: a magazine!



MENTIONS: @reemdog



45 Comments

  • + 38
 "You"ll find yourself casing a 40 foot double because the pages have melted your own consciousness into actually doing it"
Hands off the best thing I've seen In awhile!
  • + 27
 "fast pace low to the ground action only a small animal can experience"
  • + 6
 I want to see Kirt with an unlimited production budget....its gotta happen!
  • + 1
 Funny, imagine if they were serious! Ha!
  • + 15
 The Recline and Fall of Western Civilization!
  • + 12
 Is that the new 2018 Niner recliner?
  • + 7
 Rumor has it Santa Cruz is going to blow the whole recumbent scene up with a full carbon 29er++ version coined the SOLOS-ex CC with the new SRAM gerbil XXX gruppo. Electric versions to follow. The Syndicate has been secretly testing them at some ISOLATED..... location in central British Columbia. 40 year old virgins across the world will rejoice!!!!!
  • + 0
 I honestly wouldn't condemn a 40 year old virgin, I'd tell them directly, "you beat me". That guy would probably know how to mow the grass while writing a front page newspaper article.
  • + 2
 I would cancel/delete all the times I had sex given the opportunity(drunk a few times with the same girl, she wanted to, I was like, "well might as well ruin my perfect record"[biggest life mistake]). It was regrettable, and stupid. I can't even imagine the utter regret if I accidentally had a child.
  • + 0
 In fact this is my advice to anyone out there, "if you have a perfect record at anything, don't let anything/one ruin it for you, because you'll regret it instantly, and it's your own fault which is even worse". It's like building a giant tower with pure determination, and effort on your part, then having some inconsiderate retard Jenga f*ck it.
  • + 1
 They probably don't even have any idea about a tower, they're some loser fuck clown just trying to ruin yours, when they should be building their own but literally couldn't if their life depended on it.
  • + 12
 @Kramz: ...Put the pipe down now Kramz.
  • + 8
 A new seat standard! Will this never end?
  • + 8
 that's the best thing I've seen all day, by far!
  • + 5
 Hahahahaha fuck yeah! VOD!!
  • + 6
 Best edit all week!
  • + 2
 Year!!!!
  • + 3
 I'd be lying if I said that didn't look fun... Also RIP Decline magazine 2003-2017.
  • + 2
 The whole crew and their creative forces had me ordering my ten copies for the price of twelve right away! Thanks for doing and posting.
  • + 1
 I now want to descend a mountain wearing a backwards hat, draped in an American Flag cape whilst firing off my trusty pump shotgun!
#merigun
  • + 1
 I swear Kirt Voreis riding for Transition would be a match made in heaven. They shred like crazy and have a wicked sense of humor.
  • + 4
 "Chicks dig it."
  • + 1
 That's way to much budget for a joke video about recline bikes,
here is one for wooden recline "bike" ---- youtu.be/4H5hkhszuZc
  • + 2
 MORE KIRT ALWAYS MORE KIRT
  • + 3
 Bwahahahaha!
  • + 1
 Sweet video. Just rode a Niner RIP 9 RDO with Push shock. It was damn good!
  • + 2
 Magazines ain't dead... #Recline4life !
  • + 1
 Is it bad that I kinda want a full suspension recumbent to take down a trail now?
  • + 1
 So sick, don't know how you're pulling this off without carbon?
  • + 1
 I just realized that a recumbent is what my bike stable is missing
  • + 1
 Bro, its like the long board of mountain biking...............so sick!!!!!
  • + 1
 We need a review bazooka on the recline!
  • + 1
 kid takes a look at the magazine....mind explodes
  • + 1
 12 copies of the first issue for the price of 10!
  • + 2
 Who is Kirt Vories?
  • + 1
 Can't tell if serious or sly?
  • + 2
 @bizutch: Check article title. Someone's being clever.
  • + 2
 @ceecee: ahhh...the spell checker wrecker
  • + 1
 I'm ordering mine's right now .
  • + 1
 O need Recline
  • + 1
 O need Recline
  • + 1
 Never grow up Kirt!!!
  • + 1
 That was awesome!!!
  • + 1
 Ahjhhhh//...spell check
  • + 1
 Remer!

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