Here's some comics I drew for your entertainment (hopefully).
This is what I think of when I hear a top-of-the-line bike's suspension described as "terrain flattening".
I've been enjoying master pallet rider Danny MacAskill's Instagram a lot! Every few days he turns those things into something even more amazing than the last configuration.
I admit I can't actually point to anything in particular that is funny about this comic, but the little draw-this-or-you-can't-go-to-sleep voice in my head told me to draw it. So, now it exists.
Down, down down, d-down D-d-down, do-do-do-down Down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down D-d-down, do-do-do-down Down, down, down, down (Down, down, down, down) down
i do find it a bit strange that riders spend a huge amount of money on terrain eating 8" travel bikes, then have to build courses that are rougher and more gnarly than you would ever see in nature to justify it.
Nice details in the trail drawing. Did a truck cross it and leave tracks? The 2 dumbest bike names are downcountry and analog, you have to be a special trendy kind of bike nerd to want to use these phrases to impress people.
D-d-down, do-do-do-down
Down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
D-d-down, do-do-do-down
Down, down, down, down
(Down, down, down, down) down
Paul Johnson, 1999
Down dog
Down, get down
It’s literally all downhill from here