Tune Announces Botlopener [April Fools]

Apr 1, 2019
by Pinkbike Staff  

PRESS RELEASE: Tune

Tune has a strong focus on Research and Development in order to remain at the cutting edge of technology and bike development within the industry. Our cutting edge R&D staff engineers finalizing the last field test for a new type of wheel standard. Years of research and millions of € spent in dangerous testing, we are proud to present to our fans the ultimate bike product: Botlopener! The focus is on sustainable solutions and minimal climate impacts. Every detail within the area of design, construction, and systems are continually being improved in order to meet our fans needs: and our fans deserve to have the appropriate tool to get refreshments whenever, wherever.

This material is of course BB30, PF92, Gxp & T47 Dub Boost supermax full suspension gravel bike compliant. Redefining the true essence of mountain biking, it is available ASAP, but only on April 1st.
Order yours now!

- Your Tune team

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34 Comments

  • 77 3
 Lame. Dunno why they even bothered!
  • 8 2
 Hilarious! *claps back of wrists together*
  • 7 10
 I for one am happy someone botheled!
  • 5 1
 @mi-bike: Do you work at Tune?
  • 65 0
 @beater32 give them some slack, they are Germans, trying to be funny is already a massive effort which should be respected !
  • 2 0
 At least we won't have members writing comments about where to buy?, or can I get more information?...But a sad attempt. Much better to strap bottles onto one of those 3 spoked wheels- Bottlbro hub.
  • 10 6
 @Balgaroth: I am here to boycott joking about German humor. Especially because most of them are made by the Brits. And that's a hypocrisy for crying out loud. Scots will agree with me.
  • 29 0
 Hopefully they are saving the best for last, because this aint good.
  • 22 3
 I knew they would have something good brewing for the 1st
  • 5 3
 Your pun was in Tune with the article and the audience; well done.
  • 15 2
 Are we just gonna ignore that WaveCel has a site takeover on April 1st? Did Bontrager just pull the biggest MTB troll of all time? Did Koroyd and MIPS fall for it hook, line, and sinker?
  • 7 0
 First April fool's news I've seen today.
  • 8 1
 Also works great for all your home circumcision needs.

#justthetip
  • 5 6
 This is why roadies are afraid of the disc rotors. It’s a Freudian thing.
  • 1 0
 @WAKIdesigns: Just a little off the top!
  • 1 0
 jlawie & bmxunion for the win, Tunes effort was quite a bit off-key.
  • 4 0
 Got to do a better April fool joke then this
  • 3 0
 Lame. Being charitable - reinforces what nerds they are to make such great hubs.
  • 3 0
 They should have taken beer!
Spezi??? Insulin ftw
  • 3 0
 the most funny on it is that is not a beer
  • 1 0
 It' shifty beer, so go an waste em any way you please! Just don't drive and get arrested! Don't want you ending up on another PB article for DUI!
  • 4 3
 How long will it take to crack and fail, it is tune that we're talking about after all.
  • 2 1
 I rather Tune spend time fixing their products flaws rather than this brainless crap.
  • 2 0
 This is the single most annoying day on pinkbike
  • 2 0
 looks like PB is running out of content to share
  • 1 0
 This really wasn't funny at all... I'm actually depressed after reading that. F*ck.
  • 2 1
 oh yeah? does it open a can of whoop ass?
  • 1 0
 No bottle mount?! Tsk tsk
  • 1 0
 Needs more veiny seatpost
  • 1 0
 Anyone ever tried sabering champagne on a bike wheel before?
  • 1 0
 Wrong beer.
  • 1 0
 lecker was? :-)
  • 1 2
 What does it weight?

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