Video: Friday Fails #238

 The kid going down the slide on his bike is destined for great things.

 I already know who the new iPhone 14 with Emergency SOS is intended for

 Since there is never any follow up on how bad these actually are: 0:50.

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"Damage report is 8 broken vertebrae, 4 broken ribs, I punctured both lungs, and minorly damaged my spleen! Somehow my collarbone and the rest of my extremity’s ended up fine. I’ll be back on the bike in 6-9 weeks. The nurses are calling me deadpool the way my healing process is progressing! Already walking around the hospital with the help of a walker. So thankful and lucky that I didn’t end up paralyzed or worse, and blessed to have amazing friends who stayed with me the whole time until EMS arrived."

These are BAD crashes. Potentially life altering.

 Planting trees in landings is taking trail sabotage to a whole new level.

 Alright I usually don't like seeing kids in here, but that play stucture strider loopout is pretty cute. Possibly adorbs.

 What were they hoping to grow by planting all those faces?

Brutal.

 That crash at 0:24 was horrendous! Flexing the spine like that, no wonder he screamed in pain. Hope he is ok.

 Collar bone edition? Mostly pretty nasty crashes I don't like watching.

 This week's Friday Fails is brought to you by your less skilled friends who follow you down stuff that's above their pay grade. And the heroes who document the ensuing carnage!!

 0:30 is the North Shore line at Winterberg. Where a few weeks back I stood for a while contemplating if I would take the left hand line or chicken out and do the simple one on the right. I was pretty convinced I could do it without problems but something did not feel right. Seeing this, I don't regret the chicken line.

 I am Basil, and here are my balls.

 Looks like mostly nose-heavy crashes with a high number of incredibly hard hits. If even the guy who seemed to roll a bit with it getting 8 broken vertebrae, and 4 ribs, and 2 punctured lungs, I'm a-skeered to know what the really hard hits did to them!

 I saw a guy in that video grab his head to make sure it was still attached when he wrapped it around a tree!

 I love the guy at :34 who takes the B line and still eats shit.

 Friday Fails....it was bound to happen.

 I counted at least 6 collarbones and probably a few ribs and spinal injuries. Brutal week.

 Mamma mia

 Hope he was wearing his hoodie upside down when showing his balls.

 Ok so there is a train of like 3 people. Why does it always seem like it is the last person that goes OTB?

 Bradshaw’s wreck looked brutal!

 Swear censoring brought to you by Outside Magazine

 I watch FF every Saturday morning before I got out riding to remind me im only mortal..

 missed opportunity to include Bernerd Kerr's crash.

 I feel bad that Tom's was featured first lmao

 Judging by the body position... majority of these are also Darwin award candidates

 I just turn the red knob on my rear shock all the way to the left...right? Jesus those were some violent lawn darts.

 Poor bikes took a beating this week.

 Stay on the ground kids!

 Showing his balls?

More like showing his palms-almost

 John Belushi's ghost in the woods at 0:17...

 Carlmont strikes again

 2nd week in a row that 10-ply is featured haha

 The pile driver edition. Some helmets slammed hard into the ground. Ouch.

 Is that the Stevie Smith drop at 3 minutes in?

 2:33 gets my vote. The cry was sheer panic. Love it.

 Some hard falls and great comments this week! Love it!

 1:43 -- COS?