Video: Friday Fails #75

Jun 28, 2019
by Pinkbike Originals  


You say Friday, we say fails!



MENTIONS: @pinkbikeoriginals




61 Comments

  • + 77
 WTF was that noise at 1:55? - his sphincter closing?
  • + 6
 Only wish I could up vote this comment more.
  • + 4
 You ain’t just whistling Dixie.
  • + 1
 Kinda lame a scream in FF, where are the @speed.police ?
  • + 2
 My sack hurts just watching.
  • + 2
 I watched it and thought nothing of it, then read this and re-watched.... LOLOLOL!!!!! My 4 year old asked me why I was laughing so hard at someone getting hurt. I had to make something up.
  • + 19
 Lessons from Friday Fails:
1) Don't case the landing
2) Avoid your top tube
3) Hugging trees while standing is okay. Hugging trees while riding is not.
4) Women rarely crash
5) Turn phone sideways
6) While kicking your foot out looks cool, it rarely works out.
  • + 8
 7) Don't reach for the ground.....
  • + 7
 Also just because you see someone do a medium sized gap jump with a open faced helmet at least nail it a few times in a full face maybe?
  • + 0
 ‘Lean back a little’ has to be in the top 5.
  • + 1
 Riding in the snow isn't as easy as it looks in the vids
  • - 9
flag galferusa (Jun 28, 2019 at 13:24) (Below Threshold)
 Get some Galfer USA brakes and stay in control! Maybe you wont hug as many trees!
  • + 0
 @galferusa: Got any Boost Rotors laying around? You know, those 223mm x 2.0mm dinner plates? Might want to send them out to all these tree huggers
  • + 20
 Starting at 1:39 wins two awards. 1) Farthest post-crash distance from bike. 2) Best post-crash attitude.
  • + 19
 Gotta love a penguin slide through the woods!
  • + 3
 @pyromaniacman129: that was a winner !!!
  • + 2
 That seemed more like a Friday win than a Friday Fail to me...
  • + 19
 Time to make this official and start fail of the month and fail of the year. Get some prizes for these hero's.
  • + 3
 cheers mate. fully agree. you listening pinkbike?
  • + 1
 They used to have a fail of the month, with a set of pads as a prize. I suspect lawyers got on them about encouraging people to crash
  • + 9
 Every time you ride in a tank-top you are testing the Lord. I've learned my lesson.
  • + 6
 Do you remember that guy from winter X-Games who was back flipping a snow mobile and wrecked? He walked it off but died at the hospital. I feel like that is what I am watching.
  • + 3
 Caleb Moore #31Style
  • + 7
 Biggest Friday fail, Pinkbike still has the rainbow blocks.
  • + 6
 How do you submit clips I’ve got 2 good ones
  • + 5
 You give away the rights to your video by uploading them to pinkbike. They take them and reupload them to YouTube where they make money. That's how.

My clip was featured again for reason. @1:30
  • + 11
 @rewob: Now your doubling the views as everyone reading your comment goes back to 1.30 to see which one is yours. lol
  • + 2
 @rewob: damn, on rewatching, that was one of the ones that got me the first time around. Solid fail.
  • + 2
 @lifeofloon: Luckily I was camera man. Don't remember the acrobat that day.
  • + 6
 2:34, this is what you get for destroying the trails
  • + 1
 I think there should be required questions to answer before submitting a clip for this

1. Were you denied a bicycle as a child?

2.: Does the term dead sailor mean anything?

3. Are you aware that b. bracket bearings allow cranks to turn, so as to facilitate pedaling?

4. How soon before you go back to playing golf?
  • + 4
 kurwa count 1 thats low for friday fails come on pinkbike
  • + 2
 Don't normally actually worry about the post-Friday incidents but 1:05 guy has me a bit concerned.
  • + 1
 Honestly. I'm pretty sure he didn't make it.
  • + 3
 The guy at 3.04 is now ball-less
  • + 6
 If you meant 2:04 thankfully I was below the seat. Severely bruised pelvis but big Jim and the twins were fine.
  • + 1
 @allenfstar: Good to read that dude, but I actually mean 2.09 (the guy that crashes head-on into a tree and then grabs his crouch -or what is left of his balls sliced by the saddle!-)
  • + 3
 @webermtb: green trek remedy, long sleeve Jersey, blue bell super 2r. That's me unfortunately hahaha
  • + 2
 @allenfstar: upss! Glad you are ok
  • + 1
 Bad karma for me. I laughed at all of the last six or so and now I have to go ride. I think that was the best Friday Fail ever, and last week's was pretty good.
  • + 2
 I would suffer the same fate as literally every single one of these fails, lol.
  • + 2
 loving the slo mo in this edition. helps you appreciate the comedy aspect, gave me a laugh.
  • + 2
 1 footed nose bonk was great
  • + 2
 A 0:58, how badly is that guys wrist broken?
  • + 2
 Ha my clip made it finally! 2:04
  • + 1
 Is there going to be a Fail of the Year award, with some sort of body armour/helmet prize for the winner?
  • + 2
 Why do bad things happen to smelly people.
  • + 2
 I think this was the best one yet. definitely the best use of slo-mo
  • + 1
 no 29er doing this stunt Smile
  • + 1
 These were all actually pretty mellow..
  • + 41
 Please re-create each one yourself and report back, rating each using a mellow-ness scale from 'Chamomile' to 'Jazz Flute'.
  • + 3
 @MonkeyPuzzle: If Pinkbike does not make this a challange I'll be upset! Only way I'll win a bike!
  • + 1
 @MonkeyPuzzle: I think I'll skip that and just give them all a "Girl from Ipanema," really works for the slow-mo AND the high speed crashes.
  • + 2
 I thought the opposite
  • + 1
 No animals were harmed in the making of this film.
  • + 1
 Pretty sure there are some newly impotent dudes after this episode of FF
  • + 1
 nice to see chicksands in the vid haha
  • + 1
 Whoever designed the jump at 0:50 is an idiot!
  • + 3
 yep dude was approaching with normal speed, I would expect him hit the landing
  • + 1
 2:05 crushed it

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