Video: Friday Fails #84

Aug 30, 2019
by Pinkbike Originals  


Your weekly dose of carnage.








88 Comments

  • 66 0
 Dudes with GoPro stickers on their bikes are prone to crashing.
  • 8 0
 I feel attacked.
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flag mihauek (Aug 30, 2019 at 12:20) (Below Threshold)
 Dear cameramen, please hold your phones vertically, thank you.
  • 22 0
 @mihauek: you mean horizontally, on the side dude.
  • 12 0
 @mihauek: no, horizontal is better
It looks like a session if you do that.
  • 1 0
 It works with Rylo stickers as well
  • 2 0
 Ever had a friend say why don't you have a gopro? Friday fails.
  • 2 0
 I love how the last edit fades from slow Mo to black and then just before it ends you hear the guy's owie lol
  • 2 1
 @zer0c00l44: yes, horizontally, thanks to those downvotes I knew I made a mistake.
  • 59 14
 Ooooh get your hands up and feel the bass!
It's Friday Fails time to smash your face!

See the joeys goin' fast, flyin' down the hill,
Casin' jumps, breaking bones, and exploding wheels!

They're the unsung heroes, all these boys,
So get on your feet and make some noise!

When I say Friday, you say fails!
Friday!
Fails!
Friday!
Fails!

All these dentists they're wickety wack,
They can afford a Yeti but they ride like crap!

Throw a huge whip and stick the landing,
But there's a tree in the way, brace for a pounding!

Check out your bro, watch him choose a bad line,
If you sit when you jump you're gonna have a bad time!

Friday!
Fails!
Friday!
Fails!

Crank up the gnar all the way to eleven,
You're gonna wreck so hard that we'll see you in heaven!

Buckle your helmet, we're gonna send this drop,
You overshoot the landing and you cannot stop!

You'd get on your knees and pray not to die,
But you're goin' warp speed and you get burned alive!

Friday!
Fails!
Friday!
Fails!

There's just one last thing that I hafta say,
"Dude, are you okay?"

*mic drop*
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flag kookseverywhere (Aug 30, 2019 at 11:42) (Below Threshold)
 neg props only please
  • 12 0
 i appreciate the effort...
  • 54 0
 @flipoffthemonkeys: There is not limit to what you can accomplish when you should be doing something else.
  • 4 1
 I want to be angry at you for making fun of these poor innocent mountain bikers, but your rap is too funny.
  • 3 1
 You sir put your time in, and I laughed and appreciated this. You get points for the day!!
  • 3 0
 @masonstevens: the verses sere great but that answer is just pure wisdom. New explanation for procastinating
  • 1 0
 wow, you have way too much time on your hands
  • 48 0
 lol @ dude who just takes his hands off the bars!
  • 91 0
 Oh shitter to suicide no hander
  • 36 1
 When they say " the pros know how to crash to minimize injury"....this would be the exact opposite of that
  • 10 4
 Oh shitter, I like that trick!
  • 1 2
 @Biocoug1:

hahahahahaha comment belongs on top
  • 3 0
 @WAKIdesigns: could also be swapped with the Oh Shitter to Fu ck no hander
  • 10 0
 At least cover your balls with one of those free hands. That top tube is coming up fast.
  • 1 0
 @Biocoug1: well done Sir
  • 24 1
 Oh my god, the opening fail!!!
  • 17 0
 Well, it's Windrock, so he was either exhausted by this point, not sober from the night before yet...or just givin' er ferda Jeeps!
  • 5 0
 Ya, I hope that guy or girl is ok, seems like he landed on his face after over shooting that jump by at least 10 feet.
  • 18 0
 The case at 00:44!!! I thought for sure that spray was his nuts exploding from the impact
  • 13 0
 I'm beyond impressed that the dead-sailoring guy at 2:29 completes a full front rotation without letting go of the handlebars. It actually seems like the best thing you can do in that situation, provided you have back protection.
  • 6 0
 Not sure about anyone else, but I find that I learn quite a bit about what not to do, what would have been a better line, going too fast/slow and jumping techniques from watching my weekly addiction of Fri Fails. I find myself critiquing each crash in what the rider should've done - or not done in most cases.
  • 6 0
 First I must say that I crash, we all crash, and I'll never pull for anyone to crash, but these Friday Fails are epic. I can't decide what is funnier: the actual fall or the comments from the camera operator and people watching!!!!
  • 9 0
 The no hander bollock lander looked painful
  • 7 0
 1:00 is a wild way to crash
  • 2 1
 I know that dude, those are my local trails.
  • 1 0
 "aye yo I saw yer ass on Friday Fails"

Sry I'll be talking in FFRap for the rest of the day.
  • 1 0
 @Dcp584: do you get anything for making in on to Friday fails? T-shirt or stickers or something?
  • 1 0
 @Dcp584: Nothing like a little name dropping in Friday Fails.
  • 3 0
 man the opening crash is almost identical to the intro clip for friday fails! also the dude at 2:40 looks like he comes close to death, looks like he smashed the back of his head on the rock ...
  • 6 0
 Fuck dewd
  • 2 0
 this ^
  • 2 0
 LMAO!! The second fail; the guy literally just rode over the jump, as if that was going to do something!!
"I don't know why I'm not in the air making the jump right now...??" Wink
  • 3 0
 Primarily most of the fail's today are bought to you by Faceplant yo face Inc...why dig that hole with a spade when you can use your face!
  • 3 0
 Gotta say, Yoo Yang's in Australia representing Friday Fails lately! I almost feel bad for the amount of enjoyment I get from these 3 minutes....ALMOST
  • 2 0
 I feel like the dude at 2:20 could have maybe ridden that out.

Like they say: If you start to crash, keep riding the bike until you've finished.
  • 2 0
 2:10 dude with black nomad perfect execution, guy with reign behind him "hold my beer!" that was a heavy episode today on friday fails
  • 3 0
 1.05... you good? no dude, i suck balls obviously.
  • 3 0
 Interesting bail technique at :55
  • 3 0
 1:05 ... that’s not how you bail bra
  • 2 0
 All I got to say is if you have no intention of jumping, then don't hit jumps! At least not the gaps.
  • 8 0
 Have to disagree here... but please keep recording for my own entertainment on fridays (and don't hurt yourself).
  • 3 0
 2.43 looks like the highest consequence. Slow but fast wip into that rock
  • 2 0
 His helmet fully paid for itself on that one - and will need to be replaced!
  • 3 0
 2:50 wins dismount of the week!
  • 2 0
 why the f*ck did that guy let go of the bike @55sec ?? He wasn't even going to crash...
  • 1 0
 @1:40 "that's mushy as" sounds like a Kiwi, then a couple of seconds later is a dude in a full-face in a beater and stubbies. Can confirm, definitely Kiwi.
  • 2 0
 Did the same guy with the GoPro sticker on the top tube appear twice?
  • 4 3
 Speed would have prevented like 90% of these. The old adage "mountain biking gets easier the faster you go" rings true
  • 1 0
 1:45 is the next Claudio Calouri. 2:00 how do I get the groupies that scream like that when I fall off a curb?
  • 2 0
 3:09 what a sender. Solid form, just doesnt stick it.
  • 1 0
 I can't determine if it's OTB week or Portrait Potato Cam week here at PinkBike FF.
  • 1 0
 Is that rock roll at 1:07 the same as the one in "the crash heard around the world" on GT's YouTube channel?
  • 2 0
 I avoid jumping and ride very low all the time, just in case
  • 1 0
 You think that second rider at 1:38 really missed that rider 15 feet in front of him wrecking? Down rider, down rider...
  • 1 0
 Hate myself for enjoying these so much, on a side note, fuck teeter totters.
  • 2 0
 Advice for all those who went over the bars: just do a front flip.
  • 1 0
 What the heck happened at 0:29? Did the rear axle snap?
  • 4 0
 might have been a pedal strike on that rock
  • 4 0
 Looks like his pedal clipped a rock
  • 3 0
 Some of my most grueling wrecks are the "Seat up/cranking along bobbing and weaving/pedal strike/chest slam OTB/Can't breathe/still clipped in" kind.
  • 1 0
 @rocky-mtn-gman: ahhh yes, the man child. We can still call him that right?
  • 1 0
 chain snap?
  • 1 0
 I have now added the is "Skiddy" to my repertoire. at 1:50
  • 1 0
 1:38 - 'we got a black hawk down, we got a black hawk down'
  • 1 0
 A good "porca la madonna" this time
  • 1 0
 "What the helmet dude!" I'll have to use that.
  • 1 0
 2:30 tryna danny mackaskill nose tap front flip
  • 1 0
 Not a fan of the slow motion.
  • 1 0
 But the audio sounds like Jabba the Hut!
  • 1 0
 MSA Crash a few years ago www.pinkbike.com/video/373680
  • 1 0
 @shotouthoods:
Go pros give you wings.
  • 1 0
 Let's taste some dirt!
  • 1 0
 fails were late today
  • 1 0
 The Friday Fails failed to be on time this week.
  • 1 1
 How can i send a video for friday fails???
  • 1 0
 0.55 Sik Mik

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