Tom is back, and this time with arguably the most significant technological advancement of the modern era. Sit back and watch for a glimpse at the life you could be living. Do it for a better you. Move over Alexa and Siri.
My local bikeshop did a very similar April's fools on me today: my e-bike motor failed because a sensor is dead, so they charged me $30 to update the firmware of the motor to see if it fixes things (spoiler: it won't). Ah what a time to be alive...
@Mac1987: Haha, fair enough, I've also been guilty of commenting whilst intoxicated on occasion. I'm also a big fan of Kiwis. I like them even more now they're letting me visit their great country again.
LimeWire and frustrations over expensive kitchen appliances that still require some sort of manual labor... I love how this sketch doesn't give a fuck about anyone born after 1990.