Wade Simmons: Grab Life by the Onesie

Nov 25, 2016
by Race Face  
With bike park season over do you find yourself bingeing on Netflix and feverishly swiping right in hopes of finding ‘the one’ to keep you warm on those cold winter nights? Do you like dressing like a ninja? Do you find yourself on epic adventures in the Chilcotins wishing you had packed just a little smarter? Do you find yourself Christmas shopping and buying for yourself? Better yet, do you still need the perfect gift for the obsessed mountain biker in your life? Check out the Stark Onesie by Race Face; a limited edition production run of sweet adult rompers.

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This 100% Merino wool is MAPP certified with natural anti-microbial and thermal control properties to resist odor and regulate temperature. Do you plan on eating so much turkey this season that you’ll get the meat sweats and have to loosen your pants? No worries. Sleep in it, watch the world cup race, take your mom for sushi, mow the lawn, groom your cat, detail your microwave, measure your tire girth, whatevs, your onesie will stay fresh for awhile.

Images for Wade Simmons Grab Life by the Onesie article.

Images for Wade Simmons Grab Life by the Onesie article.

Featuring a full hip zipper for long sessions in the washroom playing games on your phone, and a front access port for emergency pitstops. It’s even got thumbhole cuffs to keep those sleeves in place while you’re lapping A-Line.

Images for Wade Simmons Grab Life by the Onesie article.

Images for Wade Simmons Grab Life by the Onesie article.

Images for Wade Simmons Grab Life by the Onesie article.

Basically what we’re saying is go ahead and grab life by the onesie... but don’t take our word for it, check out what our industry testers have to say.

FEATURES:
- 100% Merino wool
- Cuff thumb loops
- Full hip zip for easy bathroom access
- Reflective branding
- Front access hole for quick bathroom pitstops

Images (non-selfies) by Margus Riga.

Click here to view on raceface.com

Limited stock is currently available in Canada only. Call your local Race Face dealer today to get your hands on one.
CAD MSRP $149.99


MENTIONS: @wadevsimmons / @raceface / @Margus




103 Comments

  • 88 2
 Good to see pro athletes have real bodies too.
  • 233 0
 Never underestimate the dad-bod @2bigwheels!
  • 78 0
 @wadevsimmons:

Underestimate!?

I dream of the day I too can have one! Dad Bods are the Silent Assassin. You see em at your local races you smirk and think you got this in the bag ... then bam! within the first 20 mins he's up 2 minutes on you and slowly building a bigger lead.

the only thing greater than Dad-bod is Old Man Strength.
  • 65 0
 @2bigwheels: I gots that too! haha
  • 5 0
 Gotta love bicycle Ben Stiller!
  • 7 1
 @wadevsimmons: Dad-bod powered by Deep Cove brewery!
Come in whistler for your training, there's a new Brewery in function:Coast Mountain and a new apès bar in Upper Village ''The Handlebar'' you will have no choice it's a must EXPERIENCE even in your favourite Pija

Good job Connor !
  • 3 0
 @wadevsimmons Hey Wade you forgot to wash your undies... :-p
  • 16 0
 @wadevsimmons: I'm workin on the grandad bod. Like a dad bod but it hurts all over.
  • 6 0
 38 years old and wondering why my 21 year old bod decided to hide under the chub. I have never eaten less in my life but there is nothing you can do. Its the big 4 oh sneaking up on you.
  • 3 3
 No matter how many cool brands are out there. Race Face is still the DADDY. Love their products!
  • 2 1
 @yerbikesux: the silence is incrimintating haha
  • 2 14
flag BeardlessMarinRider (Nov 26, 2016 at 4:50) (Below Threshold)
 Not sure I'd call a freerider an "athlete".... but it is scientifically proven that the ladeez go for a dad bod over muscles
  • 1 0
 @wadevsimmons: "totally washed" haha. you're the man
  • 3 0
 @wadevsimmons:

Fear the old guy in a sport where young men are forgotten everyday. Wink


If I ever see you climbing Mountain Highway It would be an honour to challenge you to that 5th switchback. haha
  • 1 0
 @RoverDover: If it's sneaking up on you, just ride faster
  • 1 0
 @oronaut: High-larious!
  • 28 2
 Every video with Simmons is a must watch. He's so naturally funny and still shreds - even if in small doses like this one. Want! Raceface- we need U.S. availability.
  • 4 0
 Patagonia has a ninja onesie also....
  • 3 1
 So true, Wade always has the best parts. He could have been an actor!
  • 2 0
 @takeiteasyridehard: Airblaster had the first onesie I saw people rocking at my local mountain a number of years ago.

www.myairblaster.com/collections/mens-ninja-suits
  • 10 0
 Nah, im'a keep rockin' my baggy jeans, skate shoes and random t-shirt. Linkogle-style til' i die.
  • 6 0
 Nice! Anytime a 90's freeride moto reference makes its way in, I've gotta give props! Good call!
  • 2 1
 @VwHarman:

NEVER
SELL
OUT
  • 2 0
 It's usually the fast guys who dont have matching kit, does that mean we're fast too?
  • 3 0
 Pretty much what I was wearing today before and after riding..wishing I had one of those suits. Ultimate post-riding clothing IMO.
  • 11 1
 "Canada only" ... the sound of my heart breaking.
  • 4 1
 Time for some RF guys to smuggle them into the states! *hint hint* @clapforcanadaa @whattheheel
  • 2 0
 Sounds like work.
  • 1 0
 @whattheheel: yeah, but you're pretty close to Canada anyways.
  • 2 0
 Gonna cost you a lot of tamales tho...
  • 3 4
 Is it because Canada are about 5 years late to the onesie party and the rest of the world has moved on Wink Smile
  • 3 0
 I live in Bellingham, will do a run to the Shore for RF Onsies. Taking orders presently
  • 9 0
 Was that a kid on a leash? What the f*ck, Canada?
  • 1 0
 I thought I was the only one who saw that.
  • 6 4
 We get some interesting pepole that come to our shores.
  • 19 0
 You guys ever tried to herd multiple kids under 4?? Wink
  • 9 0
 That's the way things should be, all these spoiled brats just going places, and doing things.
  • 5 1
 Kids are usually less well behaved than dogs. I don't see why they shouldn't be leashed.
  • 4 1
 @friendlyfoe: I say let them explore for themselves. If they happen to fall into a gorilla enclosure, so be it. They have to learn someday.
  • 3 0
 Says the guy with no crazy maniac children under 4 who act like little ass holes and run away randomly....
  • 3 0
 @friendlyfoe: as a kid who was put on a leash, I totally agree
  • 5 1
 @wadevsimmons been my idol since I was so young. The gap over the truck in new world disorder is forever burned into my brain, I can hear the song that plays when I think about it! The reason my username is jasona is because I think yours was wades back in 2001 or 2002 before the site updated.

Hope to run into you out west some day.
  • 1 0
 There was an article of it in Mountainbike action that year and you could see him bunny hop a picnic table with the same bike 50lbs bike (RM7 if I remember).
  • 6 0
 Love ya wade Happy birthday Stevie smith Longlivechainsaw!!!
  • 3 0
 Longlivechainsaw!!!
  • 8 1
 Damn Wade Simmons !
  • 5 1
 I've been getting years of cozy superhero duty out of my Airblaster ninja suit and this just might be my new upgrade
  • 3 1
 Air blaster merino are the best
  • 1 0
 Love my airblaster ninja suit. use it all winter long for skiing and biking....and sitting at home... plus I can wear my feelings in the pizza slice pattern!
  • 1 0
 Dad Bod and old man strength...You forgot "the older you get the more you hurt", "the older you get the weirder you get", and the older you get the less you care about what others think". I'm just happy I can barely function physically.
  • 1 0
 Embrace it!
  • 5 1
 ...but the question is: why wade uses SPD with flat shoes? ahah
  • 1 0
 I think snowboarders call them "forever lazy" but I'm kinda stoked for a Wade Onesie. Rick wasn't really keen on the zipper down to dad belly, but at least he laughed. I'm in buds!
  • 1 1
 Getting that repulsion/ attraction reax, not sure if hoax, dig the tune.
If for realz, what do you do when the ass wears out first... it's going to need be Two-sie pretty quickly.
  • 1 0
 Just noticed that in the brief moment of shredding, Wade's still wearing those Adidas Vans knock offs... on SPD pedals... WTF, I'd die.
  • 2 0
 Ha! You sir are observant. And yes, bad things would happen. I guess that's why he gets paid to ride a bike and the rest of us schmoes just try to stay rubber side down.
  • 2 0
 Looks like the arms shrunk after the dryer - oh nooo
  • 2 0
 Take my money now !!! WAAAANT IN USA!
  • 2 1
 The title almost looked like that classy Trump quote about grabbing cats or some thing.
  • 2 0
 shut up and take my money
  • 1 0
 Yeah, it's actually pretty cool, but expensive. It would be nice to just buy 10 or so, and have a full wardrobe.
  • 1 0
 Add this to my list of things i need from RaceFace, 1. Trail journal 2. Merino onesie 3. Mad skills like 'old man Simmons'
  • 1 0
 The trail journal is actually by Rocky Mountain bikes.
  • 2 0
 @ratedgg13: Damn u r right...wonder if they ship to UK?
  • 3 1
 hahahha. That kid is on a leash
  • 1 0
 I had to look at the calendar to make sure we didn't just finish out March.
  • 2 0
 This edit and these comments make me happy in so many ways.
  • 1 0
 doing whatever I want in onsie and rippin Whistler Trails allday is me when I win the Lottery.
  • 2 0
 soundtrack: Jeff Kaale - Mai tai
  • 2 1
 "Measure your tire girth". Yeah, I love their marking guys/gals!
  • 1 0
 Looks pretty cozy! Rick's reaction says it all.
  • 2 1
 haha! The kid on least aat 1:05! Sooooooo sad!
  • 2 1
 new freeride garb race face)))
  • 1 0
 April fools early?? Primary do dinosaur ones for a tenner
  • 1 0
 Pri-marni I meant. Pure steeeeeze
  • 1 0
 I have onepiece... too comfy
  • 1 0
 Oh my god... hilarious... i am there just 1 second- So funny-
  • 3 1
 Not April 1st...
  • 2 0
 I had to double check the date too
  • 1 0
 Know what? Thats pretty damn cool. Simmons.....you magnificent bastard.
  • 1 0
 Race face makes PJ,s now. sweet!
  • 1 0
 Looks like something a fat biker would wear.
  • 3 1
 That's a horrible idea
  • 2 0
 erm, it's a onesie...
  • 1 0
 wade is pretty handsome...could be easily become an actor
  • 1 0
 I need this to complete me.
  • 1 0
 Haha I've just seen a Canadian kid on a leash! Made my day.
  • 2 0
 I need this in my life
  • 1 0
 Wearing my onesie riding tomorrow. Never thought about it before.
  • 1 0
 Does any one else notice the kid at the end on a leash?
  • 1 0
 "Canada only"

Thanks TRUMP.
  • 1 0
 Peep the Siracha ????????
  • 3 3
 Canada Only???? Ouch man, ouch....
  • 5 1
 Where else is there? That matters.... Wink
  • 2 0
 @vikb: I'm going to start putting 2 on, one forward, one backward. Same reason I wear a belt to the swimming pool. Hopefully they make human ziploc bags soon. ep4.pinkbike.org/p3pb14180608/p3pb14180608.jpg
  • 2 2
 Rebranded air blaster ninja suit. Find them at any ski/ board shop
  • 1 0
 no no no no
  • 6 6
 what a fanny

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