Pro's 1. flat out -- they're fun to have around 2. they'll make your day with unconditional love 3. great alarm system 4. since they need walks, they'll improve your health 5. Babe magnets 6. Babe magnets 7. chick magnets 8. will let you know when you have cancer or you're terminally ill 9. will keep the floor clean for ya if you're a messy cook 10. all of the above Con's 1. if you have a barker, your neighbors will love ya. 2. cost of food 3. vet bills 4. the gotta poop......every morning, every day, 365 5. sucks the big one when they go --- they will not out live you unless you already have one foot in the grave

 I started a half an hour long debate with my mother, about getting a dog because of that photo. Still got denied without a doubt, but it was worth a try. Maybe you can knock some sense into her...

 Both a beautiful, but adrenaline flow through my vains...