I've had a guy that looked like this beat my lap time in an endurance race ,well maybe not with the same facial expression .Worst part is ,his fatter older brother did the same following year.

 I'm imagining all the goodies he has in his fanny pack... f*ck, how the heck am I going to wash away all these thoughts running through my tiny fragile brain now!?

 I'm pickturing him with a full rubber pink body suit and an apple in his mouth.

 That's pretty metal...

 natureismetal. this dude is styrofoam.

 Who the hell took my picture!

 what are those shorts made of?....wait wait...I don't want to know.

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