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 fuckin brilliant! laughed my ass off!
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 Funny as fuck, printed, POD !
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 11. Even when it whines, I still ride it
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 LOL chriscool, I couldn't have put it better myself.
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 hahaha.....i must show this to my girlfriend!!!!! i hope she changes...
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 haha -218 props petaypan ha now that is funny
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 haha..now we have 2 thing 2 laf about!!
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 12. (after chriscool's 11) You can rent another bike without yours getting mad
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 THE NEW 10 COMMENDMENTS
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 Yeah...but your bike won't give you a Blow Job!
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 We gotta get petey pan's props to -1,000!!!
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 itll be a new pinkbike record!
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flag duck-slap (Jul 27, 2008 at 14:18) (Below Threshold)
 there is one at 1000 go to ............ www.pinkbike.com/photo/1691634
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flag shibbydirtjumper (Aug 8, 2008 at 18:43) (Below Threshold)
 i would still rather have a girlfriend
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 and BIKE'S DON'T GET PREGNANT !!
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 motomysz: better if they did, then you could have a new one pretty much every year!
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 1 word POD
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 thats 3 words Razz
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 bikes you can upgrade the parts..lol you cant heal an ugly face, but you sure can fix a bad fork..haha
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flag dh-parkour-guy-003 (Feb 23, 2009 at 9:04) (Below Threshold)
 the only ones that apply to me are 9, 7 and 3
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 lol POD
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 hahahhahahah pod
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 thats not all true, my girl likes it when i ride her dirty Razz
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 UHHHH NO, THOSE THINGS DON'T APPLY TO MY GIRL!!! I RIDE HER WHEN EVER WHERE EVER.
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 and you dont have to worry about your bike giving you an std, and if it does, you deserved it haha
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 it will never be a pod dude !
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 but you still can't f*ck your bikelol Beer
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 i beg to differ
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 Lol i cuddle my bike 2Big Grin jk
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 why jk ? Razz
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 I'm not afraid to admit it Razz
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 i had my bike on my bed for pictures, then i passed out and woke up with my bike ontop of me. i love my bike but i didn't know it loved me back!
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 you will only stick your ___ in it once and then you'll learn lmao.
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 i cuddle my bicycle
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 my bike dont fit on the bed so we use the poole table instead lol Smile
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 funny, but i think that a pool table is often smaller than a bed
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 Ive got one to add, "You don't have to take a shower before you ride it."
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 a bike wont suck ur dick though
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 Yes!! see bitch! read it and learn!
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 this comments made me lol and im doin a bitch who rides so we ride together hahaha props if you respect a brother
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 at least after years i found one who wants to ride with me too... but i took alot of fighting against myself to believe it Big Grin
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 klkl man well done i fucked mine last night haha
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 11. you can also tighten your bike if it gets loose :p lolololol
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 hahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 lmao thats a good one
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 ya know my gf asked me y i ride my bike so much now i have 10 of the best reason y to show her! POD
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 the 10 best said statements i have ever heard! very funnySmile
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 sssssssoooooooooooooooo true. ...i can totally vouch for that one. ... another reason is my bike dont bitch at me. ... and obviously my girl do. ...
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 Amen!
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 lmao !
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 Sorry about that my comp is gay! THATS WELL FUNNY LOL
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 i like ridin my bike and all but ima have to disagree with this whole thing i like pussy and this is horrible its basically saying that all you would rather sit there lookin at ur bike then gettin with a girl so ye this is sad
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 Awesome, haha.!
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 lmao thats great
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 hah, thats great. think i might print this one off and stick it in my locker.
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 haha lol, that is true
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 i luvved this pik but...

...my girlfrend wasnt too fund of it!:P
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 wow the creator of this is a man who truly understands the bond between a man and his ride
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 there's one more...my bike is not gelous cuz i have a girlSmile )
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 fukin POD
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 chj kxgh
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 the best nice
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 What only applies to me is 3,5,7,9

10- she's itlian
8- They will never, she's too hot
6-hehe no comment all i can say is some boys would be jelous, if they knew what i do Wink
4- she never degrades
2- lmao i get more than cuddling when I do
1- same as #6
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 as for number 6.... you dont know the right girls....
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 You like it dirty do you Kel
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 POD
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 vpbiker: its winter and theres 3 feet of snow
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 #1 bikes dont make screaming kids
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 POD LMAO
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 If it goes loose, you can tighten it
You can buy bike magzines and it wont mind
We like spending money on them
Dont have to take them out (still do tho!)
Dont have to go round to there parents house
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 I just keep laughing I can't stop
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 some people have missed that obviously when they looked at it lol
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 in ways thats true, but what if ur girl likes to be ridden dirty? ...betetr yet what if ur girl rides?
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 pod nice one!
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 MY BIKE DOESN'T CARE WHEN I GO OUT FOR A NIGHT WITH THE GUYS. YOU WILL NEVER HEAR, SURPRISE! YOUR GOING TO OWN A NEW BIKE! UNLESS YOU GO OUT AND BUY ONE YOURSELF.
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 i made my gr.11 math clas read it i got in trouble but they laughted
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 Only one thing to say...AMEN!!! Big Grin
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 lol thats awsome but id rather have a supper hot girl than a really supper nice bike...
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 Well I stripped my gf down outside a bike shop to clean her...turns out it's only acceptable to do that with a bike!...my bad!
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 haha lmao i like the i can ride my bike any time
did u make this?
can u add more?
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 lol thats the funniest thing i ever heard
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 i play with my g-spot...lol this is soo true
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 like the bit where it says 'my bike likes it when i ride it dirty' that made me lol
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 girls r stil fun to ride now and then
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 Every right, but my girl is italian too Camera
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 Taaa to jest prawda niestety.... Frown
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 haah that is so awsome i love this
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 THIS IS TRUE!!!! DAMN SHOULD BE POD LOL'S))))))))))))) Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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 ima get this made into a tshirt
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 you can ride your girl in the street... why not?
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 OKAY. get this. a girl riding a bike. thats hot.
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 if i could find that(and i probably speak for 99.9% or riders) i would be in heaven
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 mate this is a POD for sho! i laughed my ass off!! good work!
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 interesting ideaa !! That;s True of life
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 that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny i could stop laughing the best was number 6 & 7
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 Sooooooooooooo nice !!
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 yeah my girlfreind is the best sometimes people get a little too obsessed with bikes lmao but ow well rofl
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 when a bike gets loose you can tighten it back up
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 Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin true
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 PODDD
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 13. when your bike gets loose, you can tighten it, but where as with ur girl...
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 in polish we have 25 reasons, why bike is better than woman Smile

Bike,never will move back to mother !
Bike hasn`t got mother ! Big Grin
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 ha ha, no trouble with the in laws there!
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 #11 because the bike doesn't come with inlaws!
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 if i see that stupid fucking rabbit one more time, i swear ill stab somebody
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 this is all nice, but you can only ride one bike at a time Razz
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 so true
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 well it would be easier to ride multiple bikes considering you only have one you know what to ride with
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 i have my bike in my room:Smile
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 i like # 3 because it is soo true!
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 hahahaha
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 haha thats great who makes up thit shit lol
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 i wish i had a t shirt like this
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 any way i can like get a poster of this? lol.
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 lol nice one! Big Grin
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 12 your bike doesn't care if you put it in a stingy old room
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 made my day.....sorry Jen
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 11. Theres A Higher Chance Of My Bike Making Me A Sandwich.
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 i may be a girl but this still made me laugh Razz
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 sooooo fucking true man so true
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 14. protection isnt necessary to ride you bike
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 everything is soo true about that
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 Hahahahha thats funny (rofl)
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 ahahah Razz 7 & 8 are the best :L
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 i have the same about guy`s but only in my language ;-p
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 It doesent cost $3000 a side to firm up those flats.
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 i cant help it every time i look at it with out fail i laugh
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 I WANT THIS ON A T-SHIRT tup
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 hahahaha #9!!
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 No. 13, You can ride in the street
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 Nice nice
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 POD!! All The True about Our Bikes!!
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 hahahahahahahahahahaaha awsumm lol
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 not in new york thats all this winter has had for us
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 hahahahah xDDD LoOOOoOOooooL maaaan this is only true Big Grin
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 haAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YES
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 haha so true XD
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 PoD!!! That is brill!!!
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 amzaing Smile so true
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 LMAO! THATS AWESOME AND SOO TRUE!!
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 can ride my bike at any time i want!!!
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 fuck'n rights!
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 #4 is the best!!
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 vewry lucky guy
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 that is great! i should show that to my last girlfriend
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 awesome ! !! !POD
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 so true, so true. But still gonna take the girl.
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 BAHAHAHA excellent
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 lolll
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 #10 is the funiest
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 hahahah i laughed 4 a pretty long time at this
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 yes
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 haha that is well funny Smile
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 brilliant
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 that is so true
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 thats soo awesome how can you think of that? Razz
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 no.14 you can ride your bike with out a condom!
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 that is hilarious Smile
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 lmfaoo
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 hahahahahah yess!!! POD
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 yesss
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 TRUE ;]
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 lol soo funny
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 holy thats funny
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 lol thats amazing
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 thats cool
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 so true
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 no.15 Bike don't have parents !! Wink
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 HAHA nice 1
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 FunnySmile )))
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 lol
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 HELLS YA
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 bikers 10 commandments!
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 true dat
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 hi nicole
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 HAHAHAHA that is completely and totally true and factual...
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 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this Razz
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 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah thats hilarious
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 ahah thats great
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 I totaly agree with this reasons.lol
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 that fu88ing funny man add me
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 sex
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 lmfao NICE! and yet sooo true lmfao
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 So true
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 i like this
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 Ahah brilliant tup
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 jajaja yeaaah
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 TRUE!!!!!!! Big Grin
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 amazin
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 yes it's true! Nice
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 hahaha this is amazing
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 that is so fucking true !!!
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 ha ha brilliant!
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 really good!!!!!!!!!!!
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 seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! hahahahaha
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 hhaa really cool, laugh my ass off
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 lol another thing service your baby first then service her later.
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 HOLY SHIT POD 4 SHUR!! LMAO
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 that is 100 percent reel!! every person who love to ride say that !!
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 ahahahahah f*cking amazing! =]

Thats true...
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 funny
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 haha nice one!
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 haha awsome!
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 true lol
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 omfg so funny! haha
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 hahah quality son
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 hahaha thats sooo tight.
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 lmao thats funny
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 gf's r better, maybe u guys should get one and youll find out
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 u are a fucking cock head. whats better about chicks
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 uh... sex?
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 holly fuck meo yn n des coment tabarnaque
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 SO true Big Grin
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 really agree Big Grin
u take this words from my mind Big Grin
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 lmao thats awsome
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 thats great
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 Hahaha i love this
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 POD POD POD POD and POD again!!! POD
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 haha!!
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 jajajaja nice
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 awsome lol
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 i like reason number 1
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 thats so true bike arent jealous and judgemental
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 respect
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 POD thats awesome
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 pimped
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 LMAO
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 lol
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 AAHHAHAHA
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 Big Grin Big Grin #1 and #7 are the best !! another bike / girl , or two !! Big Grin Big Grin
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 one thing though my bike cant swallow
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 and thats why you dont have a girl, good one though
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