Ha! Right? And to think before I took this, it was maybe an inch of muzzle in the pants

 Safety third.

 And the shirt

 @slaker:

 It's all about the 4 o'clock carry, no retention, under your shirt. This jackass probably doesn't even have a round in the chamber... if the shit ever hits the fan, he's just gonna be like "hold on, lemme draw my entire holster, unsnap my retention, draw, and rack the slide real quick"...

Meanwhile, I spend five minutes in the mirror before I walk out making sure my gun isn't printing through my shirt.

 @badbadleroybrown: yeah i said somewhere else that the fact that he’s buying a hard ice tea, the gramdma buying blue hair dye could have yanked that thing out and pistol whipped his 90 lb ass faster than he could say girl drink drunk