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a little bike thing
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  • 66 1
 i think im gonna frame this
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flag mvonhollen (Jul 26, 2008 at 10:46) (Below Threshold)
 Then put it in a museum!
  • 44 4
 no. just no. way to ruin the joke
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flag jimmymtbking (Oct 4, 2008 at 14:19) (Below Threshold)
 atualy it made it funnyer Big Grin
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flag mvonhollen (Oct 4, 2008 at 16:32) (Below Threshold)
 What? How did i ruin it...
  • 18 4
 how didnt you? you took it a step to far.
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flag wompom (Nov 25, 2008 at 16:07) (Below Threshold)
 you suck dude. yea a museum!!! haha (sarcasm)
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flag mvonhollen (Nov 25, 2008 at 16:14) (Below Threshold)
 K this is stupid. I mean frame it and put it in a museum where amazing worthy stuff goes. Not the museum where people donate old crap thats taking up space in there garage. Sorry if I "ruined it" just delete my comments here or something. get over it
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flag mckenzie-dh (Feb 3, 2009 at 12:42) (Below Threshold)
 cocked and pulled guys leave it
  • 18 0
 No, everyone took it too far by posting 7 comments about how he took it too far.
  • 4 0
 your all really cool
  • 7 1
 i thort the museum thing was good.
  • 5 1
 Mike-MTB dont take it personally, some people are just retarded.
  • 52 1
 well done lol
  • 34 1
 there is another one that fits under both,, the more lube the better it works:P
  • 7 0
 yeah until in once case you are slippin out of the thing you want to be in and into something you don't want to be in
  • 3 1
 AMEN!
  • 49 1
 1) Riding a bike in public is not frowned upon.

2) Bikes never want to talk to you about how they feel.

3) Bikes don’t complain if things come up and you cannot be with them.

4) You can ride hard and fast or nice and slow, and the bike won’t care.

5) Bicycles only require about $25 dollars of maintenance every 1000 miles, while girls require several hundred every feet they walk in a mall.


7) You don’t have to worry about needing a rubber, the bike already has all you will need.

11) When you get in a wreck on a bike you will just get hurt, but a wreck with a girl will leave you hurt and broke.

12) A bike never says, "I have a headache."

13) There is no need to go out on a date with a bike and spend lots of money trying to impress it.

16) A bike doesn’t want to cuddle after a long, hard ride.

17) Bikes don’t think they are better then men.

1Cool Bikes allow you to see the world and all its beauty, whereas girls only want you looking at them and not the other beauties.

19) After you get a bike it stays the same weight.

20) When a bike goes it doesn’t take half of your money with it.

21) Going too fast on a bike isn’t nearly as dangerous as going too fast with a girl. No matter how fast you go on a bike you will never have to pay child support.

22) A bike will take you where you want to go for free, a girl will make you go to places and make you pay for it.

24) You can tell immediately if a bike is straight or not.

25) Coming home late with a bike or going away for a while with a bike won’t result in a angry father looking for you with his shotgun.

26) Bikes are simple to understand, and you can easily tell what the problem is and how to fix it. There are no subtle signals you must look for.

27) There is no arguing with a bike about who gets to be on top, for the bike is always on the bottom.

2Cool Bikes don’t ruin men's lives.
  • 8 0
 man you just made my day ahahhaahha
  • 8 0
 Your number 19 amused me Smile
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 19) After you get a bike it stays the same weight.

in fact you can even change it, but of course like everrything lighter is better.
  • 9 0
 30) You can build your dream bike, just the way you want it.
  • 5 0
 You guys didn't notice that he skipped lots of numbers? There are only 21 items Razz
  • 1 0
 Lol that is soo great.
  • 52 4
 hahahaha black bike!
  • 8 47
flag jaceg (May 9, 2008 at 13:27) (Below Threshold)
 that pissed me off. LMAO!
  • 6 0
 i found it quite funny:P
  • 11 1
 its true though some redneck american parents
  • 3 5
 not really redneck, more like white trash
  • 7 1
 more like christian? no?
  • 11 0
 I get jelaous of my enjeneer working on my bike, thats why i fix it myself
  • 9 1
 i apologize to my bike after hard landings....
  • 3 1
 hahahaha me too!!
  • 1 1
 same! i go to the local trails and either case a huge table or drop to flat pretty much then im like SORRY 243, I TRULY AM!
  • 10 2
 riding a bike is good because you both arrive at the same time...
  • 6 0
 it shud alos say ' u can play with its nipples as much as u want and it wont get bored
  • 2 0
 you can twist its nipples and it wont slap you either
  • 7 1
 that was so funny
  • 6 0
 that's f*ck'n sweet :O
  • 5 0
 the more you ride your bike, the more comfortable it is to you
  • 6 2
 i have to say i disagree with the last one, sometimes i talk to my bike. sounds weird but im sure i'm not the only one
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flag r00th00k3d (Aug 7, 2008 at 11:21) (Below Threshold)
 i think that might just be an American thing..
  • 3 2
 no it isn't, if i crash, i usually ask it if it's ok.
  • 2 1
 you're not alone I talk to my bike tooSmile if I treat my bike nicely, it will be nice to me.
  • 2 0
 Same here. I love my bike.
  • 5 1
 so funny! - you can also 'upgrade' your bike without it getting insulted or anyone calling it fake!
  • 2 0
 awesome....
  • 1 0
 haha in fact people will compliment it and think it looks better
  • 4 0
 well that why my bike is the more important than the girl(dont tell her i said that):P
  • 5 0
 u 're right dude!!
  • 3 0
 My bitch (NS) does hurt me sometimes though...
  • 2 0
 You can look at other bikes, and your bike wont get jealous. Hahah
  • 1 0
 if you dont like something about your bike you can change it without it being mad
  • 2 0
 boohyaa
  • 1 1
 there should be something saying, -you can ride other bikes and your bike doesnt get jealous
  • 1 1
 I couldn't have said it better myself. I think I even shed a tear. Lmao
That was great!=)
  • 2 3
 that same as "why beer is better then a woman" poster just bike....still like it
  • 1 0
 haha nice!
  • 1 0
 Brilliant
  • 1 0
 ha ha thats true)))
  • 1 0
 True Big Grin
  • 1 1
 some people are kinda deprived of females... but kinda ture.
  • 0 0
 thats fuckin amzing, and sooo true
  • 1 1
 i appoligize to my bike when i get pissed at her. is that weird?
  • 3 0
 since you asked yes
  • 1 0
 i bet there are toher people that do it hahaha. i dont want any bad luck. and i love my bike Big Grin
  • 2 0
 hahaa you dont want your bike mad
  • 2 0
 noo i dont. cus then she busts a derailleur hanger or something like that
  • 2 0
 that made me laugh out loud.
  • 1 0
 or if u get it mad then it will make you crash, thats what my bike dose if i dont say im sory to it
  • 0 0
 Mine hurt me today when I jumped over a snow bank
  • 0 0
 Mine hurts me to especially in the winter
  • 1 0
 ay men
  • 1 0
 lolz tht is the best!!
  • 1 0
 ha that is epic
  • 0 0
 thats what she said ....
  • 0 0
 Sooo true
  • 0 0
 well said
  • 0 0
 cool
  • 0 1
 POD
  • 1 3
 you're a freak, you would rather fuck a bike than a woman
  • 2 1
 tbh, personally i find biking more rewarding and enjoyable than sex. sex gets boring, biking doesnt.
  • 1 3
 yeah fuck off u bike raper
  • 1 0
 speaking of bike rapers...

www.pinkbike.com/photo/3785688
  • 1 0
 hahahaha i saw that on failblog
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